Agent-407: A Fools Game

(First Episode Starts)

Iron is at a bar. He is alone.

Waiter: Well, is there anything you want? You’re taking our best seat.

Iron: Right, I’ll have Milk, Strawberry.

Waiter: That’s a, bold choice.

Waiter gets Iron his drink.

Waiter: That will be one favorite.

Iron: For Strawberry Milk? Alright, what’s the project?

Waiter: Yep.

The Waiter shows Iron his project.

Iron: Alright, here you go.

Iron sips his drink, a girl walks in. She sits next to Iron.

Iron: That seat, is taken.

Spy Girl: Oh, I’m sorry.

She stands up.

Spy Girl: I just thought you work alone.

Iron: (PAUSE) Who are you?

Spy Girl: Someone with a contract. Meet me behind the bar in an hour.

Spy Girl walks away. Iron chugs his strawberry milk and slams it onto the table.

TITLE CARD

Spy Girl is waiting outside the bar. Iron walks up to her.

Spy Girl: Well, you finally showed up.

Iron: Well, I need a new mission. I’m being paid right?

Spy Girl: Of course.

A black limo pulls up.

Spy Girl: This is our ride.

Iron: You didn’t say anything about a limo.

Spy Girl: Do you want this mission or not?

Iron and Spy Girl get in the limo.

The Limo stops at a building. Iron and Spy Girl get out of the Limo. They walk into a building.

Iron: So, what are you guys?

Spy Girl: We’re a secret scratch group. We try to get rid of all hackers or scammers on this site. We called you here because you’re a small account, you can slip in the cracks and shut them down. Now, there is someone I’d like you to meet.

Iron and Spy Girl walk into an elevator.

Iron: Who am I meeting? Are they a part of your little club?

Spy Girl: Well, we employed him to go on the mission with you.

Iron: I feel like I made it pretty obvious I work alone.

The elevator doors open up. A man is sitting on a crate shining his sword.

Spy Girl: Giolaboman, meet your partner.

Iron: Giolaboman? You're gonna have to shorten that because I’m not saying that every time.

Giolaboman jumps down from his crate and greets Iron.

Gio: Call me Gio.

Gio and Iron shake hands.

Iron: So you’re a sword guy?

Gio: It’s a long story.

Iron: I have time.

Iron and Gio are still shaking hands.

Spy Girl: I think we should use that time to explain your mission. Suit up, and meet me in the brief room.

Gio and Iron are suiting up.

Iron: What are you wearing?

Gio: My suit?

Gio is wearing a cape and a crystal around his neck.

Iron: Are you a Superhero?

Gio: Not officially.

Iron: This doesn’t add up. I’m a hitman, and you’re a hero. Why would they partner us up?

The door opens and Spy Girl enters.

Spy Girl: You guys were supposed to be in the brief room five minutes ago. Come with me.

Gio and Iron are walking behind Spy Girl. They pass the brief room.

Gio: Hey, I think we passed the brief room.

Spy Girl: We got an update, we have to go straight to the jet.

Iron: The Jet?

Spy Girl: Yes, you have to eliminate some, powerful people.

Gio: Eliminate? You mean to kill them?

Spy Girl: Well, they don’t have to be completely dead.

Iron: I don’t think you know how death works.

Spy Girl: Ask any more questions you’ll know it all too well.

Iron and Gio board the Jet

(First Episode Ends.)

__________

(Second Episode Starts.)

Spy Girl: Alright, we are right over the drop point. You two know the plan, you’ll jump in 2 minutes.

Iron: We actually don’t know the plan, you rushed us up here.

Gio: Is there an actual plan?

Spy Girl: Well, Yes. But we’ll have to tell you it by ear. You both have earpieces if you have any questions.

Iron: So there’s no plan, got it. (TO GIO) So, how are we going to play this?

Gio: Sneaky. Hurt a few people as possible. Do whatever we’re here for.

Iron: Ok, OR we could do it my way.

Gio: And what’s that?

Iron: Stylish, you know. Lookin cool.

Gio: OR we can just do it the right way. We can finish this mission and never see each other again.

Iron: Whatever you say.

Iron jumps out of the Jet.

Gio: I hate that guy.

Gio jumps out of the Jet. Spy Girl puts her hand to her earpiece.

Spy Girl: They just jumped out of the plane.

Iron and Gio are diving. Iron smacks into the ground. Gio lands heroically.

Two Guards spot them.

Guard 1: Stop right there!

Guard 2: We don’t want to hurt you!

Iron: But I do.

Gio: Iron No!

Iron runs to Guard 1, he throws a boomerang with a rope on it to tie the guard by his legs.

Gio: Oh come on.

Guard 2 starts to shoot at Gio. Gio runs at him and cuts the guard’s gun with his sword.

Guard 2: I give up! Please don’t hurt me!

Gio: I’m not going to. But he will. So I think you should run.

Guard 2 runs away. Iron looks at Gio.

Iron: That was, not bad. What do we do now?

Gio puts his hand on his earpiece.

Gio: What do we do now?

Spy Girl: Being sneaky is off the table. So just go through the front doors. There's an important piece of code I need you two to destroy.

Gio: On it.

Gio turns to Iron

Iron: What did she say?

Gio: Just bust through the doors.

Iron: I like the sound of that.

Gio: Of course you do.

Iron kicks down the door.

Iron: Hiya!

Gio: Hey I didn’t finish! There’s some code, thing.

Gio runs after Iron. More Guards see Iron and start shooting at him.

Gio: (CONTINUED) I guess I have to destroy the code myself.

Cut to Iron fighting guards. They start shooting at him, he pulls out a bow-staff and deflects the bullets. Gio runs past them.

Gio runs past a room, it’s glowing green. Gio runs back to the room.

Gio: Woah.

Iron grapple hooks to Gio.

Iron: Just so you know, I could have used some back up there.

Gio: You didn’t hear the other part of the plan, we have to destroy this code.

Iron: Then let’s get to it.

Gio pulls out his sword, Iron pulls out a circle disk, fins pull out to form a shield.

They wait.

Iron: You can do it, you found the code.

Gio: Yeah, thanks. But, this code. It doesn’t look harmful, it looks like it could help a lot of people.

Iron: The mission was to destroy this code. Do you think peacekeepers would have so many guards?

Gio: I’m not destroying this code. We need to know what this code will do.

Gio starts to walk away.

Iron: Gio stop! I don’t want to fight you.

Gio: But I do.

Gio turns around, ready to fight. His sword is pointed at Iron. Iron pulls out a boomerang.

Cut to Black.

(End of Episode 2)

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Agent-407: A Fools Game

(First Episode Starts)

Iron is at a bar. He is alone.

Waiter: Well, is there anything you want? You’re taking our best seat.

Iron: Right, I’ll have Milk, Strawberry.

Waiter: That’s a, bold choice.

Waiter gets Iron his drink.

Waiter: That will be one favorite.

Iron: For Strawberry Milk? Alright, what’s the project?

Waiter: Yep.

The Waiter shows Iron his project.

Iron: Alright, here you go.

Iron sips his drink, a girl walks in. She sits next to Iron.

Iron: That seat, is taken.

Spy Girl: Oh, I’m sorry.

She stands up.

Spy Girl: I just thought you work alone.

Iron: (PAUSE) Who are you?

Spy Girl: Someone with a contract. Meet me behind the bar in an hour.

Spy Girl walks away. Iron chugs his strawberry milk and slams it onto the table.

TITLE CARD

Spy Girl is waiting outside the bar. Iron walks up to her.

Spy Girl: Well, you finally showed up.

Iron: Well, I need a new mission. I’m being paid right?

Spy Girl: Of course.

A black limo pulls up.

Spy Girl: This is our ride.

Iron: You didn’t say anything about a limo.

Spy Girl: Do you want this mission or not?

Iron and Spy Girl get in the limo.

The Limo stops at a building. Iron and Spy Girl get out of the Limo. They walk into a building.

Iron: So, what are you guys?

Spy Girl: We’re a secret scratch group. We try to get rid of all hackers or scammers on this site. We called you here because you’re a small account, you can slip in the cracks and shut them down. Now, there is someone I’d like you to meet.

Iron and Spy Girl walk into an elevator.

Iron: Who am I meeting? Are they a part of your little club?

Spy Girl: Well, we employed him to go on the mission with you.

Iron: I feel like I made it pretty obvious I work alone.

The elevator doors open up. A man is sitting on a crate shining his sword.

Spy Girl: Giolaboman, meet your partner.

Iron: Giolaboman? You're gonna have to shorten that because I’m not saying that every time.

Giolaboman jumps down from his crate and greets Iron.

Gio: Call me Gio.

Gio and Iron shake hands.

Iron: So you’re a sword guy?

Gio: It’s a long story.

Iron: I have time.

Iron and Gio are still shaking hands.

Spy Girl: I think we should use that time to explain your mission. Suit up, and meet me in the brief room.

Gio and Iron are suiting up.

Iron: What are you wearing?

Gio: My suit?

Gio is wearing a cape and a crystal around his neck.

Iron: Are you a Superhero?

Gio: Not officially.

Iron: This doesn’t add up. I’m a hitman, and you’re a hero. Why would they partner us up?

The door opens and Spy Girl enters.

Spy Girl: You guys were supposed to be in the brief room five minutes ago. Come with me.

Gio and Iron are walking behind Spy Girl. They pass the brief room.

Gio: Hey, I think we passed the brief room.

Spy Girl: We got an update, we have to go straight to the jet.

Iron: The Jet?

Spy Girl: Yes, you have to eliminate some, powerful people.

Gio: Eliminate? You mean to kill them?

Spy Girl: Well, they don’t have to be completely dead.

Iron: I don’t think you know how death works.

Spy Girl: Ask any more questions you’ll know it all too well.

Iron and Gio board the Jet

(First Episode Ends.)

__________

(Second Episode Starts.)

Spy Girl: Alright, we are right over the drop point. You two know the plan, you’ll jump in 2 minutes.

Iron: We actually don’t know the plan, you rushed us up here.

Gio: Is there an actual plan?

Spy Girl: Well, Yes. But we’ll have to tell you it by ear. You both have earpieces if you have any questions.

Iron: So there’s no plan, got it. (TO GIO) So, how are we going to play this?

Gio: Sneaky. Hurt a few people as possible. Do whatever we’re here for.

Iron: Ok, OR we could do it my way.

Gio: And what’s that?

Iron: Stylish, you know. Lookin cool.

Gio: OR we can just do it the right way. We can finish this mission and never see each other again.

Iron: Whatever you say.

Iron jumps out of the Jet.

Gio: I hate that guy.

Gio jumps out of the Jet. Spy Girl puts her hand to her earpiece.

Spy Girl: They just jumped out of the plane.

Iron and Gio are diving. Iron smacks into the ground. Gio lands heroically.

Two Guards spot them.

Guard 1: Stop right there!

Guard 2: We don’t want to hurt you!

Iron: But I do.

Gio: Iron No!

Iron runs to Guard 1, he throws a boomerang with a rope on it to tie the guard by his legs.

Gio: Oh come on.

Guard 2 starts to shoot at Gio. Gio runs at him and cuts the guard’s gun with his sword.

Guard 2: I give up! Please don’t hurt me!

Gio: I’m not going to. But he will. So I think you should run.

Guard 2 runs away. Iron looks at Gio.

Iron: That was, not bad. What do we do now?

Gio puts his hand on his earpiece.

Gio: What do we do now?

Spy Girl: Being sneaky is off the table. So just go through the front doors. There's an important piece of code I need you two to destroy.

Gio: On it.

Gio turns to Iron

Iron: What did she say?

Gio: Just bust through the doors.

Iron: I like the sound of that.

Gio: Of course you do.

Iron kicks down the door.

Iron: Hiya!

Gio: Hey I didn’t finish! There’s some code, thing.

Gio runs after Iron. More Guards see Iron and start shooting at him.

Gio: (CONTINUED) I guess I have to destroy the code myself.

Cut to Iron fighting guards. They start shooting at him, he pulls out a bow-staff and deflects the bullets. Gio runs past them.

Gio runs past a room, it’s glowing green. Gio runs back to the room.

Gio: Woah.

Iron grapple hooks to Gio.

Iron: Just so you know, I could have used some back up there.

Gio: You didn’t hear the other part of the plan, we have to destroy this code.

Iron: Then let’s get to it.

Gio pulls out his sword, Iron pulls out a circle disk, fins pull out to form a shield.

They wait.

Iron: You can do it, you found the code.

Gio: Yeah, thanks. But, this code. It doesn’t look harmful, it looks like it could help a lot of people.

Iron: The mission was to destroy this code. Do you think peacekeepers would have so many guards?

Gio: I’m not destroying this code. We need to know what this code will do.

Gio starts to walk away.

Iron: Gio stop! I don’t want to fight you.

Gio: But I do.

Gio turns around, ready to fight. His sword is pointed at Iron. Iron pulls out a boomerang.

Cut to Black.

(End of Episode 2)

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(Start of Episode 3)

Gio and Iron are staring each other down, their weapons drawn.

Iron: Think about this Gio, you’ll be making a big mistake.

Gio: Their only mistake was trusting Spy Girl.

Gio and Iron run at each other, Gio’s sword cuts into Iron’s shield. Gio lifts his sword, but Iron throws his shield at Gio. Gio ducks; and it misses him. Iron throws his boomerang and it disarms Gio. Iron Runs and jumps at Gio. Gio gives Iron an uppercut to the face, he’s out cold.

Gio: You’re not as strong as I thought.

Someone walks into the room and tases Gio.

Rebel 1: Nether are you.

Gio falls to the ground. Another person walks into the room.

Rebel 2: Did you tase the small one too?

Rebel 1: No, I found him like that.

Rebel 2: We need to get them two out of here, the ‘Red Hammer’ will be here any minute now.

Rebel 1: Should we tell Relinquished?

Iron starts to wake up.

Iron: Wait- Who are you two?

Rebel 1: We can’t explain now. You have to trust us.

Iron: Last time I did that I got roped into all the madness. Either you get out or I make you.

Iron grabs Gio’s sword and swings it at The Rebels.

Rebel 2: Stop! We aren’t warriors, we’re just messengers.

Iron: What? Aren’t you two the people we were tasked to eliminate?

Rebel 2: No, there’s a mole at ‘Red Hammer’ so they were able to leave a day before.

Iron: Who’s ‘Red Hammer’?

Rebel 1: The company that employed you. They’re trying to destroy positive groups on Scratch.

Iron: Then what does the code do?

Rebel 1: It’s not done yet, but it should help a lot of people.

Gio starts to wake up.

Gio: Iron, what happened?

Iron: Before or after you kicked my butt?

Gio: After.

Iron: Spy Girl lied to us, tell her we aren’t destroying the code.

Gio: That’s the smartest thing you’ve said all day.

Gio puts his hand on the earpiece.

Gio: We aren’t destroying the code.

Cut to Spy Girl’s Office

Spy Girl: You aren’t? Fine.

Spy Girl picks up her phone and calls someone.

Spy Girl: They won’t destroy the code.

Mysterious Caller: They have been brainwashed by the enemy. We’ll send in a strike force.

Spy Girl: Are you sure about this?

Spy Girl presses a red button.

Cut back to Iron and Gio.

Iron: What did she say.

Gio: She said, it’s fine.

Male Rebel: We have to get out of here.

Gio, Iron, and the two Rebels leave through the front doors. But a strike force is outside with guns pointed at them.

Cut to Iron and Gio stuck in jail.

Iron: Well, that escalated quickly.

Gio: This won’t look good on my resume. What heroes will accept me now?

Iron: On the bright side, we can get to know each other better.

Gio: And that’s just what I wanted.

Cut to the outside of the prison. A black car pulls up, four people get out of the car.

Cut back to Iron and Gio

Iron: So, you know any jokes?

The prison bars are being cut by a laser. Gio and Iron get their weapons ready. The bars crash and reveal the four people that saved them.

Gio: Who are you guys?

Relinq: They only ones left.

Bonzo: And if we have any chance at defeating ‘Red Hammer’, we’ll need you two, and a lot of explosives.

Iron: and I thought this day couldn’t get worse.

Cut to Black

TO BE CONTINUED IN: Agent 407: Unredeemed

(End of Episode 3)

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