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- dual_creator43
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What do you call someone who does sudoku while on the toilet?
A math whiz.
A math whiz.
- Alphysse
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This was the best one I could come up with:
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
- mlcreater
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This was the best one I could come up with:Because 8←0 looks like zoomed-out mitosis or because quatre-vingts “four twenties”?
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
- Alphysse
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Quatre-vingtsThis was the best one I could come up with:Because 8←0 looks like zoomed-out mitosis or because quatre-vingts “four twenties”?
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
- dual_creator43
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Some people wonder if it's physically possible to give 110%. I say absolutely. If you owe someone $10 and you give them $11, you're giving them 110% of what they owe.
- SylveonGirl_12345
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What is an exponents favorite drink?
Root beer!
Oh and did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same? 10+10 is 20, and 11+11 is 22! (20 too)
Root beer!
Oh and did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same? 10+10 is 20, and 11+11 is 22! (20 too)
Last edited by SylveonGirl_12345 (Oct. 11, 2021 13:05:50)
- JMar-18Torres
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Knock knock. :: motion
Who's there? :: looks
Three. :: motion
Three who? :: looks
Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two :: motion
( :: looks reporter ) explodes. :: grey
set [cause of death v] to [blew up]
add (join [Purple ] (cause of death)) to [deaths v]
add (join [Purple ] (cause of death)) to [chat v]
- medians
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9 are o-9+10 guys= 21 things, 10 of which are guys
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE FOR ME
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS FOR EVERYONE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE BEST
was math not a joke already?Oh * you got them
Last edited by medians (Oct. 26, 2022 22:59:49)
- medians
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Wait… does this mean… medians are i-? UHHH…9 are o-9+10 guys= 21 things, 10 of which are guys
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE FOR ME
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS FOR EVERYONE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE BEST
It’s.. it’s just- a… math-math term.. here..
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