What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

Chiroyce

colinmacc wrote:

This reminded me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VMYPLXnd7E

Vaibhs11

colinmacc wrote:
mybearworld wrote:
colinmacc wrote:
….uhh what?

Both sand and computer chips are mostly made of silicon. You can work out the rest…

#n-type #semiconductor

gosoccerboy5

colinmacc wrote:

those poor rocks.. we simply must save them

PkmnQ

gosoccerboy5 wrote:
colinmacc wrote:
those poor rocks.. we simply must save them

i'm gonna make a calculator out of paper

Last edited by PkmnQ (Sept. 13, 2021 03:16:44)

Vaibhs11

PkmnQ wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
colinmacc wrote:
those poor rocks.. we simply must save them
i'm gonna make a calculator out of paper

Pascaline be like:

brourbeinsus

A B C C+ C++ C# D E F G…

gosoccerboy5

PkmnQ wrote:
gosoccerboy5 wrote:
colinmacc wrote:
https://u.cubeupload.com/barbarossa69/7344C1B53D144F1C8F29.jpeg
those poor rocks.. we simply must save them
i'm gonna make a calculator out of paper

yes

Vaibhs11

brourbeinsus wrote:
A B C C+ C++ C# D E F G…

Ranks of C

Chiroyce

adbio wrote:
why does python live on land? because it's above C-level

XDD

but python is still interpreted into C code, and then is compiled and executed.

ScolderCreations

“ that code is very basic.” “ yes, it is” “ is it python?” “ no, I just agreed with you that it was Basic”

Vaibhs11

adbio wrote:
why does python live on land? because it's above C-level

lol

PenguinLover1123

A browser joke
Q: Why is Firefox called Firefox?
A: Because it's a fox that has firebending powers and it burns the trackers and bad stuff!

BeastCoderLua

DigiTechs wrote:
And then, there were those who understood ternary and thought it were a ternary joke.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#

C# is very similar to java so like yeah

colinmacc

It’s not true, but it made me laugh anyway

Edit: Don’t ask me to explain it

Last edited by colinmacc (Sept. 25, 2021 21:03:49)

TurtleLegos

ScolderCreations wrote:
I grabbed my computer by the power button. It stopped running.

XDDD

Bacteria999 wrote:
Bad, I know:

Alright, I guess everyone's a grandma now.

Chiroyce

colinmacc wrote:
It’s not true, but it made me laugh anyway

Same lol

Greg8128

Chiroyce wrote:
adbio wrote:
why does python live on land? because it's above C-level
XDD

but python is still interpreted into C code, and then is compiled and executed.

Python is interpreted BY a runtime that may be written in C. It is not interpreted into C code. Big difference

han614698

.titanic:{float:none;}

ScratchCat3141

joefarebrother wrote:
I'll start off with the classic:

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

what do you get if you put a pc in paint?

blue screen!

os_player

coding is h a r d, i need b r e a t h

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