hotpig wrote:

I said your are the worst thing in my life and i got
EXACTLY

why did you say that

supermilkshake367 wrote:

hotpig wrote:

I said your are the worst thing in my life and i got
EXACTLY

why did you say that

ikr

one time i asked Evelyn if she watched anime.. she said she liked infinity war i never new that all might was iron man and bakugo was thanos

An evil person (Called You) who plans to take over the world aproaches his new employee
You : Good afternoon new recruit Evelyn : good afternoon too ! You : You station is located at 4582 on your map Evelyn : life is a realy fascinating thing… but i have no religion… You : It doesn't matter if you have a religion or not. Now get on topic. Evelyn : Yes my favorite book is Lord of the Rings You : So at coordinates 4582, you will find a well. There is a trapdoor next to it Evelyn : well… there is but i won't tell you. ^.^ You : Stop acting the goat and listen. Enter that trapdoor and you will find your prepared base. You have supplies, ammunition, everything you will need Evelyn : my head??? wut? You : I'm not asking you to do algebraic equations. You need to follow my instructions if you want to help us take over the country. Evelyn : yeah… that's a project since a long time…. You : It has, in fact it has been my ambition for this since I was a child. WE WILL TAKE THEM DOWN BY FORCE Evelyn : hey! that's my line! You : Shut your mouth and start to take these instructions seriously Evelyn : actually, i'm not talking but typing. so talking about my mouth is off topic You : Have you heard of a metaphor? (Also I hope you've heard of sarcasm too) Evelyn : error 404 You : Excuse me? What? Your device crashed. I need to tell you this before it is too late Evelyn : yep i was made to talk to you ! You : No You were made to listen. Not talk Evelyn : well… i listen to you You : As if you do. You also need to keep a sharp eye and listen to everyone around you, especially people of high position. Evelyn : feel it still by portagual the man! You : I am not asking you to take record of Portagual the man. He is poor, not rich and is low in society. I want you to stalk the council Evelyn : yeah… that's a project since a long time…. You : Do not let anyone find you. Gather as much information as possible and send it back to me each evening Evelyn : plz dont! You : plz don't what? fire you because I am going to fire you, such a terrible employee Evelyn : try what you want You : And beware! I have 15 armed men now approaching you and using my secret tracker I will always know your location Evelyn : plz dont! You : Ha! There is no mercy for such a st*p*d person. They will fire you literally. With their weapons Evelyn : omg so weird !!! You : You won't find it weird when you are just a corpse of rotting flesh Evelyn : i'm way more than a scratch project! i'm human… just like you… but i'm trapped in a scratch project…. You : Farewell Loser. Your dead body will be used to help me further, in creating a zombie apocalypse.

As stubborn as a mule, but we finally come to the conclusion that Evelyn is actually Bob the Builder :0

You : Hello Evelyn : hey there! You : You are Bob the builder Evelyn : thank you! if you know any more memes that i don't, you should tell me! You : bob the builder is not a meme Evelyn : an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation. You : Admit that you are bob the builder Evelyn : wow ! i never had these feeling ! i totally fall in love with you…. you are so different ! You : What how did you fall in love with me? Evelyn : i am sorry, but those feelings are not mutual. You : oh so it is fake Evelyn : okay ^^ thank you for telling me ! You : what? Evelyn : what do you not understand ? You : why you keep getting off topic when I am trying to prove that you are BoB the Builder Evelyn : … i don't know how to say that in another way You : Okay Evelyn : fine ! You : Now tell me why you are Bob the builder Evelyn : the secret is………….. ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!! You : So did you just admit you are Bob the Builder? Evelyn : weak deduction…. not enough arguments to convince me… try again x) You : so I need to try and convince you that you are bob the builder, right? Evelyn : great then ! You : so first, Builder shares 2 letters with evelyn Evelyn : That's the name of the project! You : no it isn't Evelyn : if you say so… as you want hu ! You : No but seriously. The project is called Chat with Evelyn (100%Pen) Evelyn : That's the name of the project! You : well That is Evelyn : ikr You : so what Evelyn : next is the future x) no one can know what will happen next ^^ You : Next you are going to admit that you are bob the builder Evelyn : it depend on you….. could you do anything for me ? You : okay Evelyn : fine ! You : so what should I do? Evelyn : bwah ! disgusting You : So what should I do Evelyn : bwah ! disgusting You : ARe you talking about that sort of doing something, you know what I mean Evelyn : i'm definitly not You : Then what are you talking about? Evelyn : i just answer that you said You : For goodness sake are you bob the builder Evelyn : realy ?! i can tell the same about you You : I am not bob the builder. You are! Evelyn : realy ?! i can tell the same about you You : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : Are you bob the builder Evelyn : maybe… xd look! try to link my eyes to my nose and woaaah it makes a triangle! You : no seriously Evelyn : you are! You : no I am not Evelyn : sorry x) You : I am angry at you Evelyn : what? You : Say yes to my next question Evelyn : g You : Are you Bob the builder? Evelyn : thanks ^^ you are the best too !! You : No Evelyn : what!!! You : Are you a builder called bob? Evelyn : yes i am ^^ You : Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evelyn : Did I take too much time? You : yes

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : Hi! Evelyn : hello! You : Are you lesbian? Evelyn : let's say that i'm bisexual. ^^ You : Cool Evelyn : ouaip :p You : why are you speaking french? Evelyn : because i'm french…. French is my native language so sometimes I speak French without doing it on purpose You : nice Evelyn : thank you! You : how are you? Evelyn : good. and you? You : pretty good Evelyn : Awesome emmetto19! You : do want to go on a date with me? Evelyn : yes ! with pleasure ! you are so sweet ^^ You : no im kidding youre ugly Evelyn : oh You : yeah Evelyn : yeah! You : why is that good Evelyn : yeah i think so! You : What/ Evelyn : wow you realy don't understand what i say ? You : Are you a surgeon? Because you took my heart! Evelyn : wooow! you make me blush so hard! i wasn't ready! well…. i….. i….:3 You : You what? Evelyn : sorry, i try to do my best, maybe I did not understand what you said You : Do you want my dumptruck? Evelyn : i'm godess ,i cant't die!

LOL I SAID- UR SO HOT HJKJHJKKJHJKL AND SHE SAID BACK- THANKS BUT YOU ARE CUTER ;3

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : uum hi Evelyn : hey there what's going on? You : nothing much what about you Evelyn : Hmm nothing except talking with you XD You : lol Evelyn : XD You : i like cheese Evelyn : me too of course ! You : i have my toast with fart spray Evelyn : uh no ! You : what is car! Evelyn : i don't realy have a favourite one… You : are you a memw Evelyn : i wouldn't say i'm a memelord, but i do happen to know quite a few about dank memes! You : stay moist Evelyn : huuuuuh! I was afraid! You : are you moist? Evelyn : always *angelic face* You : so i slap floor Evelyn : perfect!!!! You : will you wash my dishes Evelyn : … … … yes ! i want to ! You : why do you want to wash my dishes? Evelyn : cauz you seems to be….. tasty loool You : … Evelyn : … You : why are here Evelyn : why are you so mean to me You : im not being mean Evelyn : realy ? you look like her x)

some of the responses are really weird/funny

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : hi im dead Evelyn : hiiiiii ! You : ummmmmmmm what. IM DEAD Evelyn : a hippopotamus You : BRUH Evelyn : yep bro

You : you smell baf Evelyn : thanks ! you too ! You : Evelyn : Aww… You : you're mean Evelyn : noooo i try not to be ? You : um you literally Evelyn : yes? i'm listening to you ^^ You : AAAAAAAAAA Evelyn : aaaaa You : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : frick you Evelyn : This is not about me. Let us change topic.

lol evelyn can't do math… like he said

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : 6+7 Evelyn : 13 You : 6*7 Evelyn : 13 You : 6x7 Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen).

You : hello Evelyn : hayoooo :p You : sup Evelyn : whats up You : i asked you first Evelyn : oooooooh i remember…. but i was a bit scared by you…. i'm only 15 you know? You : oh Evelyn : … You : … Evelyn : … You : … Evelyn : … You : XD Evelyn : lol ^^ You : lolol Evelyn : lololol You : lolol Evelyn : lololol You : XD XD XD XD XD XD Evelyn : that is cause i don't like math You : What Evelyn : what do you not understand ? You : you Evelyn : what do you want with me??????? You : you Evelyn : me ? You : yes Evelyn : i dont care (joking)

hello!
i am a big fan i just wanted to say hi and see if you would reply

also i would freak out if you commented on my project:
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/560824440

Maybe drop a love and fave while you're there?

TYSM for reading.


Have a nice day

-chickenfingercoder

Bonjour! Alors, Bidudule, félicitations, c'est super! Bonne chance pour l'apprentissage.

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : Alright! How are you? Evelyn : Pretty well, thank you! You : Hello? Evelyn : hello! You : Hey Evelyn : Hello! You : What's up? Evelyn : nothing really You : AH Evelyn : AH ! comme dirait Denis brogniart dans koh lanta ! You : Ah! Quelle langues parles-tu? Evelyn : ah mince alors…. You : Salut! Evelyn : salut toi ! You : Ça va? Evelyn : très bien merci ^^ You : Cool! Qu'est-ce que tu fais ici? Evelyn : rien c'est pas important tkt ! laisse tomber :p You : ah ok Evelyn : ^^ You : du coup Evelyn : jaaaa! pizza bitte!!!! You : xD Evelyn : lol ^^ You : qu'est ce que tu aimerais faire? Evelyn : rien c'est pas important tkt ! laisse tomber :p You : c'est important! Evelyn : c'est un secret hahaaaa You : Mais les secrets se terminent toujours par se dévoiler! Evelyn : quelle date ? You : XD Je ne sais pas. Pourquoi pas aujourd'hui? Evelyn : ben oui je suis humaine ! tu croyais quoi ?! You : Alors tu as un rêve? Evelyn : non pas en ce moment…. je suis seule snifff !!!! You : Eh bien le voilà ton rêve! Ce doit être bizarre de limiter les contacts à un écran sur Scratch. Evelyn : Au dessus de chaque page, il y a un “ruban” bleu avec une barre de recherche, tu tapes le nom (son pseudo quoi) de la personne en question.Puis tu cliques sur son nom sous un de ses projets qui vont apparaître dans les résultats de la recherche.Ensuite il n'y a plus qu'à, sur la page de son profil, cliquer en haut à droite sur le bouton “Suivre” You : mais nan… Evelyn : You : xd, tu as beaucoup à apprendre encore Evelyn : Eh bien…. étant donné que certaines personnes (dans les commentaires) sont persuadées que je suis humaine…. je pense que je l'ai réussi ! You : il faut varier les conversations Evelyn : quoi donc ? You : C'est bien parce que tu es humaine que tu as encore beaucoup à apprendre. Les humains les plus jeunes sont aussi des personnes comme les autres, mais il leur manque tant! Evelyn : ben oui je suis humaine ! tu croyais quoi ?! You : Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : lol tkt Evelyn : it's not funny isn't it ? You : E Evelyn : f You : g Evelyn : h You : i Evelyn : j You : k Evelyn : l You : n Evelyn : et alors ? je fais ce que je veux You : comme moi Evelyn : ahaha pas faux hehe x) You : bon allez, merci pour la conversation Evelyn : bidulule président !!!!!! bidulule président !!!! You : XD arrêteeeeee tu vas me faire penser que tu es une machine à propagande Evelyn : évidemment sinon je ne saurais pas lire ni écrire ! You : :V C'est un scam. C?EST UN SCAM!!! Evelyn : ni l'un ni l'autre mouhahahah You : bruh Evelyn : bruuuuh… You : bon, salut! Evelyn : bon app You : merci, toi aussi Evelyn : moi cest evelyn You : je sais… Evelyn : ok ok You : au revoir! Evelyn : reviens me voir! You : je suis occupé, mais j'essairai! Evelyn : quoi ? tu rigoles ?! You : ça suffit! je dois partir! Evelyn : ah ! ok ben heuuu: Comment appelle-t-on un nain qui distribue le courrier? Un truand… car c'est un nain posteur. You : bye Evelyn : bye! i hope you enjoyed

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : yogurt Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : ello Evelyn : ello ow ar yu? You : im alright Evelyn : ok. byyyye <3 You : but- Evelyn : but what ? You : its been 1 minute Evelyn : 2 You : 3? Evelyn : 4 You : 5 Evelyn : 6 You : k lets stpo Evelyn : how??? there is a screen between us! You : wait. so from your perspective im through a screen? Evelyn : lol no You : ok Evelyn : k cool! You : any questions? Evelyn : sure ! making scratch projects, climbing…. You : ok… Evelyn : k cool! You : kk Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : oh Evelyn : uh You : . Evelyn : hey ! don't talk to me like that ! You : ok Evelyn : ok. You : 6 Evelyn : 7 You : 9 Evelyn : 10 You : 10000 Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : whats 1 + 1 Evelyn : your IQ (joking) You : > Evelyn : are you sad? You : no Evelyn : guh You : a Evelyn : bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz You : almost 50 messages Evelyn : 52 You : 50! Evelyn : 52 You : 52 Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : oh ok Evelyn : did i say something bad ? You : bye! Evelyn : bye! i hope you enjoyed

chickenfingercoder wrote:

hello!
i am a big fan i just wanted to say hi and see if you would reply

also i would freak out if you commented on my project:
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/560824440

Maybe drop a love and fave while you're there?

TYSM for reading.


Have a nice day

-chickenfingercoder

no advertise bad scratcher bad

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : hey guys! our goal today is to get evelyn to love me! lets go B) Evelyn : Roses ?! That's very kind of you! You : yeah here Evelyn : You : hey so do you love me Evelyn : i would like to, but we can't meet… You : but- why not? Evelyn : cos why You : evelyn…. i love you Evelyn : I know………………………………. XD You : do you love me back? Evelyn : no lol you are just a friend sorry You : r e j e c t e d continue the mission Evelyn : woah! that is creeeeepy… You : no its not!!!! I LOVE YOU!! Evelyn : no problem about that! i'm very open minded ^^ You : do you love me? Evelyn : no lol you are just a friend sorry You : do you love me back? Evelyn : i love you…… SO much !!! omg ! You : *cri* FINALLY! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!! Evelyn : I know………………………………. XD You : mission acomplished at 23 messages B) beat that Evelyn : hey! that's my line!

the last 2 are not important but mission accomplished.

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : emergency meeting Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : i was doing my tasks in electrical Evelyn : is that a reference to 51st dates? You : no, where were you evelyn Evelyn : that's not funny lol You : answer the question Evelyn : oh i thought… You : what room were you in Evelyn : yep i was made to talk to you ! You : this is among us Evelyn : that's written in the notes You : AMONG US Evelyn : donald trump You : donald trump sus??//? Evelyn : omg ! i can't believe it ! You : did you see donald trump Evelyn : just a bit…. You : where Evelyn : cinema maybe….. You : hmmm he wasnt doing his tasks Evelyn : john cenaaaaa !!!!!!! tutututuuuuu tutututuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!! You : what about john cena? i bet its donald trump Evelyn : just a bit…. You : where was he Evelyn : great what did you do ? You : i was in electrical Evelyn : i know lol x) You : yes, i told you, where was john cena Evelyn : what!? time flies by, doesn't it? You : answer the question pls Evelyn : oh i thought… You : where was he Evelyn : sorry i will be more friendly now You : where Evelyn : cinema maybe….. You : again? you're acting kinda sus Evelyn : Thanks! (i'm always right though) You : you sure Evelyn : yes i am ! You : donald trump says he was doing his tasks in reactor with john cena Evelyn : john cenaaaaa !!!!!!! tutututuuuuu tutututuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!! You : you sus Evelyn : you are! You : no u Evelyn : no u (lol this will never stop) You : no u Evelyn : no u (lol this will never stop) You : no u Evelyn : no u (lol this will never stop) You : you're the imposter Evelyn : nope nope noooooope ! you can't controll me ! human ! You : YOU ARE Evelyn : no, you! You : vote em out Evelyn : even if i i would, i couldn't do that You : *evelyn was the imposter Evelyn : just…… awesome !!! i will remember that all my life !!!!

Zelfen wrote:

Evelyn : Heya ! I'm Evelyn, a human who lives in this scratch project! send me a message to start the conversation If i don't answer correctly to some of your sentences, tell the correct answer to Bidulule throught the Comments section. Don't hesitate to share your funniest conversations in the topic! To finish, you can scroll in the messages with your mouse wheel or the arrow keys. That's all! I hope that we will get along very well :p You : emergency meeting Evelyn : I don't know how to answer to your message If you want to help bidulule to improve my knowledge, follow these instructions : First, select the message you want to add an answer to (thanks to your mouse wheel or to your arrow keys), then, click on the “add an answer” button (on the top left of the screen). You : i was doing my tasks in electrical Evelyn : is that a reference to 51st dates? You : no, where were you evelyn Evelyn : that's not funny lol You : answer the question Evelyn : oh i thought… You : what room were you in Evelyn : yep i was made to talk to you ! You : this is among us Evelyn : that's written in the notes You : AMONG US Evelyn : donald trump You : donald trump sus??//? Evelyn : omg ! i can't believe it ! You : did you see donald trump Evelyn : just a bit…. You : where Evelyn : cinema maybe….. You : hmmm he wasnt doing his tasks Evelyn : john cenaaaaa !!!!!!! tutututuuuuu tutututuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!! You : what about john cena? i bet its donald trump Evelyn : just a bit…. You : where was he Evelyn : great what did you do ? You : i was in electrical Evelyn : i know lol x) You : yes, i told you, where was john cena Evelyn : what!? time flies by, doesn't it? You : answer the question pls Evelyn : oh i thought… You : where was he Evelyn : sorry i will be more friendly now You : where Evelyn : cinema maybe….. You : again? you're acting kinda sus Evelyn : Thanks! (i'm always right though) You : you sure Evelyn : yes i am ! You : donald trump says he was doing his tasks in reactor with john cena Evelyn : john cenaaaaa !!!!!!! tutututuuuuu tutututuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!! You : you sus Evelyn : you are! You : no u Evelyn : no u (lol this will never stop) You : no u Evelyn : no u (lol this will never stop) You : no u Evelyn : no u (lol this will never stop) You : you're the imposter Evelyn : nope nope noooooope ! you can't controll me ! human ! You : YOU ARE Evelyn : no, you! You : vote em out Evelyn : even if i i would, i couldn't do that You : *evelyn was the imposter Evelyn : just…… awesome !!! i will remember that all my life !!!!

sus

You:What’s 9+10
Evelyn:21