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ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

gosoccerboy5 wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

ScolderCreations wrote:

What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
Is “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely.
they mean postpercent
bingo, have a gold star
kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

Teacher: Why are you trying to eat your chromebook?
Kid: I enabled this thing called linux mode and it's code name is Crostini. When i looked that up it said it was some kind of food so now my chromebook is food and i will eat it.
Teacher:
mybearworld
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

gosoccerboy5 wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

ScolderCreations wrote:

What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
Is “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely.
they mean postpercent
So I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xD
ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

mybearworld wrote:

gosoccerboy5 wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

ScolderCreations wrote:

What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
Is “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely.
they mean postpercent
So I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xD
joke was that postpercent is a scratch forum leaderboard
mybearworld
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

ScolderCreations wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

gosoccerboy5 wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

ScolderCreations wrote:

What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
Is “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely.
they mean postpercent
So I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xD
joke was that postpercent is a scratch forum leaderboard
I know. I just misunderstood the joke in the first place, and when gosoccerboy5 explained, it was funny
helloworldbyeworld
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

I learned this one:
Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they couldn't C#.
gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

helloworldbyeworld wrote:

I learned this one:
Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they couldn't C#.
That's like, the second post on this topic
amritadublinca
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

ScolderCreations wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

gosoccerboy5 wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

ScolderCreations wrote:

What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
Is “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely.
they mean postpercent
So I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xD
joke was that postpercent is a scratch forum leaderboard
Funny lol
dhuls
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

Internet Explorer

Last edited by dhuls (Aug. 14, 2021 01:54:32)

-gge
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

dhuls wrote:

Internet Explorer
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Vaibhs11
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

“Why were everyone except python programmers blind? Because they had interpret to C”
“Boo!”
PenguinLover1123
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

ScolderCreations wrote:

gosoccerboy5 wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

ScolderCreations wrote:

What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
Is “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely.
they mean postpercent
bingo, have a gold star
No, a diamond star
dhuls
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?


MDN wrote:

The HTTP 402 Payment Required is a nonstandard client error status response code that is reserved for future use.

Sometimes, this code indicates that the request can not be processed until the client makes a payment. Originally it was created to enable digital cash or (micro) payment systems and would indicate that the requested content is not available until the client makes a payment. However, no standard use convention exists and different entities use it in different contexts.
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kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

kccuber wrote:

Teacher: Why are you trying to eat your chromebook?
Kid: I enabled this thing called linux mode and it's code name is Crostini. When i looked that up it said it was some kind of food so now my chromebook is food and i will eat it.
Teacher:
bump cause i don't think anyone saw
ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

dhuls wrote:

snip
EA clock?
gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

ScolderCreations wrote:

dhuls wrote:

snip
EA clock?
lol
dhuls
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

Vaibhs11
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

hello_smile
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

Real programmers work on the high C's.
Vaibhs11
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

hello_smile wrote:

Real programmers work on the high C's.
the… high C? Sea?
Dang it why don't I ever get any of the C jokes

Last edited by Vaibhs11 (Aug. 22, 2021 02:20:00)

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