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- ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
bingo, have a gold starthey mean postpercentIs “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely. What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Teacher: Why are you trying to eat your chromebook?
Kid: I enabled this thing called linux mode and it's code name is Crostini. When i looked that up it said it was some kind of food so now my chromebook is food and i will eat it.
Teacher:
Kid: I enabled this thing called linux mode and it's code name is Crostini. When i looked that up it said it was some kind of food so now my chromebook is food and i will eat it.
Teacher:

- mybearworld
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
So I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xDthey mean postpercentIs “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely. What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
- ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
joke was that postpercent is a scratch forum leaderboardSo I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xDthey mean postpercentIs “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely. What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
- mybearworld
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
I know. I just misunderstood the joke in the first place, and when gosoccerboy5 explained, it was funnyjoke was that postpercent is a scratch forum leaderboardSo I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xDthey mean postpercentIs “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely. What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
- helloworldbyeworld
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
I learned this one:
Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they couldn't C#.
- gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
That's like, the second post on this topic I learned this one:Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they couldn't C#.
- amritadublinca
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Funny loljoke was that postpercent is a scratch forum leaderboardSo I misunderstood the joke entirely! Great! Now it's funny xDthey mean postpercentIs “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely. What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
- dhuls
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Internet Explorer


Last edited by dhuls (Aug. 14, 2021 01:54:32)
- -gge
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
ahaaahhaahhshafhdhahahaahahaahahhahhhaahHahAHaAHh Internet Explorer
- Vaibhs11
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
“Why were everyone except python programmers blind? Because they had interpret to C”
“Boo!”
“Boo!”
- PenguinLover1123
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
No, a diamond starbingo, have a gold starthey mean postpercentIs “post%” a thing? I just know glitchless% and any% and warpless% but uhh… or I'm misunderstanding the joke entirely. What is the best way to get on the Scratch Speedrun Leaderboards? Do a post% speed run.
- dhuls
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?

The HTTP 402 Payment Required is a nonstandard client error status response code that is reserved for future use.
Sometimes, this code indicates that the request can not be processed until the client makes a payment. Originally it was created to enable digital cash or (micro) payment systems and would indicate that the requested content is not available until the client makes a payment. However, no standard use convention exists and different entities use it in different contexts.
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- kccuber
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
bump cause i don't think anyone saw Teacher: Why are you trying to eat your chromebook?
Kid: I enabled this thing called linux mode and it's code name is Crostini. When i looked that up it said it was some kind of food so now my chromebook is food and i will eat it.
Teacher:
- ScolderCreations
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
EA clock? snip
- gosoccerboy5
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
lolEA clock? snip
- hello_smile
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
Real programmers work on the high C's.
- Vaibhs11
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What are some funny programming/mathematical jokes?
the… high C? Sea? Real programmers work on the high C's.
Dang it why don't I ever get any of the C jokes
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