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dual_creator43
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What do you call someone who does sudoku while on the toilet?

A math whiz.
Pianostar4
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Wow i honestly need to unfollow this, so au remainder!
McScreamyBear
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7 8 9
CatsUnited
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McScreamyBear wrote:

7 8 9

Venatus_123
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9+10 guys
Alphysse
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This was the best one I could come up with:
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
mlcreater
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Venatus_123 wrote:

9+10 guys
= 19 things, 10 of which are guys
mlcreater
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Alphysse wrote:

This was the best one I could come up with:
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
Because 8←0 looks like zoomed-out mitosis or because quatre-vingts “four twenties”?
Alphysse
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mlcreater wrote:

Alphysse wrote:

This was the best one I could come up with:
Biology teacher: Give an example of an organism that can perform mitosis
The french kid: Eighty
Because 8←0 looks like zoomed-out mitosis or because quatre-vingts “four twenties”?
Quatre-vingts
q3-
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was math not a joke already?
-ShadowOfTheFuture-
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q3- wrote:

was math not a joke already?
shots fired
Venatus_123
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htam
dual_creator43
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Some people wonder if it's physically possible to give 110%. I say absolutely. If you owe someone $10 and you give them $11, you're giving them 110% of what they owe.
SylveonGirl_12345
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What is an exponents favorite drink?

Root beer!


Oh and did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same? 10+10 is 20, and 11+11 is 22! (20 too)

Last edited by SylveonGirl_12345 (Oct. 11, 2021 13:05:50)

JMar-18Torres
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Scratch---Cat wrote:

Knock knock. :: motion
Who's there? :: looks
Three. :: motion
Three who? :: looks
Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two :: motion

( :: looks reporter ) explodes. :: grey
set [cause of death v] to [blew up]
add (join [Purple ] (cause of death)) to [deaths v]
add (join [Purple ] (cause of death)) to [chat v]
medians
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mlcreater wrote:

Venatus_123 wrote:

9+10 guys
= 21 things, 10 of which are guys
9 are o-
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE FOR ME
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS FOR EVERYONE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE BEST

q3- wrote:

was math not a joke already?
Oh * you got them

Last edited by medians (Oct. 26, 2022 22:59:49)

k0d3rrr
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I broke the floor… and the ceiling.
mlcreater
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√–1 2³ ∑ π
medians
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mlcreater wrote:

√–1 2³ ∑ π
The final braincell at 2am
medians
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medians wrote:

mlcreater wrote:

Venatus_123 wrote:

9+10 guys
= 21 things, 10 of which are guys
9 are o-
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE PLACE FOR ME
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS FOR EVERYONE
FAMILY FRIENDLY IS THE BEST
Wait… does this mean… medians are i-? UHHH…
It’s.. it’s just- a… math-math term.. here..

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