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64lu
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

BearSlothCoding wrote:

64lu wrote:

BearSlothCoding wrote:

sheelepe2026 wrote:

why is there even a KFConsole
Why isn't there a KFConsole already?

Because KFC wants to work it's way into pop culture, not realizing this isn't how it works.
clearly it has worked (at least somewhat), considering we’re talking about it right now
Yeah, but when most people talk about this stuff, they're making fun of it.
that’s still making it into popular culture, right?
besides, this wouldn’t be the first time something got into popular culture because people made fun of it
BearSlothCoding
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

64lu wrote:

BearSlothCoding wrote:

64lu wrote:

BearSlothCoding wrote:

Because KFC wants to work it's way into pop culture, not realizing this isn't how it works.
clearly it has worked (at least somewhat), considering we’re talking about it right now
Yeah, but when most people talk about this stuff, they're making fun of it.
that’s still making it into popular culture, right?
besides, this wouldn’t be the first time something got into popular culture because people made fun of it
Never said it wasn't, I just mean that getting into pop culture by being made fun of probably isn't what they want. But then again if they didn't want that, they wouldn't have made a lifetime short or dating simulator.
StruckByTheRain
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

CatsUnited wrote:

ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:

We need a Pizza Hut console now, because nobody outpizzas the hut
Pizza Hut had a bunch of demo disks for the PS1 so that means they practically owned it
There’s a Papa Johns Xbox controller where you can order pizza from it

EDIT: lol I got Pizza Hut and papa johns mixed up lol

Last edited by StruckByTheRain (April 4, 2021 18:45:21)

64lu
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

BearSlothCoding wrote:

64lu wrote:

BearSlothCoding wrote:

64lu wrote:

BearSlothCoding wrote:

Because KFC wants to work it's way into pop culture, not realizing this isn't how it works.
clearly it has worked (at least somewhat), considering we’re talking about it right now
Yeah, but when most people talk about this stuff, they're making fun of it.
that’s still making it into popular culture, right?
besides, this wouldn’t be the first time something got into popular culture because people made fun of it
Never said it wasn't, I just mean that getting into pop culture by being made fun of probably isn't what they want. But then again if they didn't want that, they wouldn't have made a lifetime short or dating simulator.
true
-gge
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

bump i guess
BearSlothCoding
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

-gge wrote:

bump i guess
Kentucky Fried Chicken: It's topic bumpin' good
dual_creator43
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

BearSlothCoding wrote:

-gge wrote:

bump i guess
Kentucky Fried Chicken: It's topic bumpin' good
KFConsole: It's Nintendo Switch cartridge-lickin' good.

Please don't lick any of your Nintendo Switch cartridges. It's gross and this was a bad joke.
BearSlothCoding
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

BearSlothCoding wrote:

Kentucky Fried Chicken: It's topic bumpin' good
dinoqueen
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

Team Cherry better make a KFConsole port for Hollow Knight or else
-gge
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

dinoqueen wrote:

Team Cherry better make a KFConsole port for Hollow Knight or else
i'm assuming this is a windows computer injected into a overly hyper-powered chicken-warmer, so if a pc version of Hollow Knight exists i'd assume it's avaliable on the KFConsole
fdreerf
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

-gge wrote:

dinoqueen wrote:

Team Cherry better make a KFConsole port for Hollow Knight or else
i'm assuming this is a windows computer injected into a overly hyper-powered chicken-warmer, so if a pc version of Hollow Knight exists i'd assume it's avaliable on the KFConsole
Obviously, you are a fool for assuming things about this mighty device. The KFConsole is running the KFOS (Kentucky Fried Operating System), which has been in development since 1992 and runs only on custom manufactured 11HBS+SP (11 Herbs and Spices) processors, using a custom technique with Chicken Silica Extraction, which takes silicon from chicken breasts to allow for revolutionary transistors measured in picometers. The 11HBS+SP has 110 billion transistors because of this. The technology also allows for chicken oil from chicken placed in the chicken warmer to be collected and maintain this high-tech future chip so that it runs at 99.999% efficiency at all times
ScratchCatHELLO
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

fdreerf wrote:

-gge wrote:

dinoqueen wrote:

Team Cherry better make a KFConsole port for Hollow Knight or else
i'm assuming this is a windows computer injected into a overly hyper-powered chicken-warmer, so if a pc version of Hollow Knight exists i'd assume it's avaliable on the KFConsole
Obviously, you are a fool for assuming things about this mighty device. The KFConsole is running the KFOS (Kentucky Fried Operating System), which has been in development since 1992 and runs only on custom manufactured 11HBS+SP (11 Herbs and Spices) processors, using a custom technique with Chicken Silica Extraction, which takes silicon from chicken breasts to allow for revolutionary transistors measured in picometers. The 11HBS+SP has 110 billion transistors because of this. The technology also allows for chicken oil from chicken placed in the chicken warmer to be collected and maintain this high-tech future chip so that it runs at 99.999% efficiency at all times

mortals cannot comprehend the sheer complexity of this system.

KFOS is actually dual-booted with Microsoft Bob™ that is running on FreeBSD. Both are being run in a VM on Redox OS, which was built from source and compiled via a regex-based Rust compiler written PyPy (which is, of course, python running in python) running on Windows Vista.

Last edited by ScratchCatHELLO (June 21, 2021 00:40:27)

zahmbie1
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

fdreerf wrote:

-gge wrote:

dinoqueen wrote:

Team Cherry better make a KFConsole port for Hollow Knight or else
i'm assuming this is a windows computer injected into a overly hyper-powered chicken-warmer, so if a pc version of Hollow Knight exists i'd assume it's avaliable on the KFConsole
Obviously, you are a fool for assuming things about this mighty device. The KFConsole is running the KFOS (Kentucky Fried Operating System), which has been in development since 1992 and runs only on custom manufactured 11HBS+SP (11 Herbs and Spices) processors, using a custom technique with Chicken Silica Extraction, which takes silicon from chicken breasts to allow for revolutionary transistors measured in picometers. The 11HBS+SP has 110 billion transistors because of this. The technology also allows for chicken oil from chicken placed in the chicken warmer to be collected and maintain this high-tech future chip so that it runs at 99.999% efficiency at all times
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Vaibhs11
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

fdreerf wrote:

-gge wrote:

dinoqueen wrote:

Team Cherry better make a KFConsole port for Hollow Knight or else
i'm assuming this is a windows computer injected into a overly hyper-powered chicken-warmer, so if a pc version of Hollow Knight exists i'd assume it's avaliable on the KFConsole
Obviously, you are a fool for assuming things about this mighty device. The KFConsole is running the KFOS (Kentucky Fried Operating System), which has been in development since 1992 and runs only on custom manufactured 11HBS+SP (11 Herbs and Spices) processors, using a custom technique with Chicken Silica Extraction, which takes silicon from chicken breasts to allow for revolutionary transistors measured in picometers. The 11HBS+SP has 110 billion transistors because of this. The technology also allows for chicken oil from chicken placed in the chicken warmer to be collected and maintain this high-tech future chip so that it runs at 99.999% efficiency at all times
110 billion? weak
Fat_Cat222
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

Ya know, I honestly don’t get the point of this. My Nintendo Switch already heats up so much when I use it feels the same temperature as my hot glue gun’s glue-warmer-thingy when it’s been melting glue for the past few hours, and the fan sounds like a landing plane. I’m sure it would be fine as a chicken warmer even without the KFC! But I don’t like fast food chicken. Or grease. So there’s that. But still, my point is, just slap a KFC sticker on literally any already-existing gaming thing and there ya go! A burn on your hand and grease everywhere!!
GamemakerX1
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

Za-Chary wrote:

-gge wrote:

i'm more than excited for Pokemon Herbs & Spices
YES[/quote}

Za-Chary wrote:

-GamemakerX1 wrote:

Well if you are talking about a food recipe, that is one thing. If it is a game then I can assure you that it is coming. However, I would prefer to have people play it on Turbowrap or to play the remake of the 2017 Original 1.183 Version.

Last edited by GamemakerX1 (Aug. 16, 2021 02:34:55)

Elijah999999
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

BUMP HAHA

Take a moment to think about the fact that KFConsole literally stands for “Kentucky Fried Console.”

WHO FRIES THEIR CONSOLE??? IN KENTUCKY???
Crispydogs101
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

Wow I literally forgot that thing even existed.
Nes1Owe_Alt
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

K-F-CONSOLE! K-F-CONSOLE!
Mozboz
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KFConsole (KFC's Gaming Console & Chicken Warmer)

Elijah999999 wrote:

BUMP HAHA

Take a moment to think about the fact that KFConsole literally stands for “Kentucky Fried Console.”

WHO FRIES THEIR CONSOLE??? IN KENTUCKY???
Maybe they mean Kentucky (as in kfc) fried the console market with their top-tier console?

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