samq64 wrote:

Why are you obsessed with toasters?

They're random objects, April Fools day is about being random.

Hello, everyone. I am sorry for the absence; Me and my cousin Terry had a meeting to attend earlier and it turned out longer than we had anticipated. Terry also figured out the problem with the space-time speaker that would sometimes cause errors; I can now understand you perfectly.

I see there are many questions, I will go ahead and answer them.

CatsUnited wrote:

General Relativity Incorporated? Didn't you guys copy all of that stuff from Interstellar?

I do not understand. I founded General Relativity Incorporated.

TopCode wrote:

hmm, one question, can i use it on ThE oLdEsT aNaRcHy SeRvEr In MiNeCrAfT to dupe items?

General Relativity Incorporated assures you with the utmost importance that our inventions do not unlawfully cheat our customers. Therefore, we do not “dupe items”.

ScratchCatHELLO wrote:

If there is a pandemic, is it possible to use the resolve paradoxes block to destroy it, or do I have to use the complete disinfect block for that?

200+ mph car
NVIDIA Graphics card
Einstein Museum, Bern, Switzerland
The country of Estonia
The Russian Federation
Apple iPhone

Terry believes that attempting to resolve it will only spread it across the space-time continuum, which is bad news. So you must use disinfect before leaving.

64lu wrote:

will this extension transport my computer with me when i time travel?

Yes.

ThatExplosivePigeon wrote:

Can I become Donald trump if I use this extension?

I do not know who that is.

AmazingMech2418 wrote:

How would you deal with paradoxes? XD I just want to make sure nothing gets wiped from existence in them being resolved. LOL!

Terry says the block return things to the way they were when you first arrived at your destination.

Anyway, we had a discussion about the products we had collected earlier and we believe that we have collected sufficient resources to begin our research into space-time travel. Additionally, if I went any further, I would eventually run out of Rentzes. Thank you everyone for your contributions to science. Rest assured that if you provided donations, you will be paid the amount we will have had promised you when our research is complete.
We at General Relativity Incorporated are grateful for your help and hope we can count on you for future reseach.

As April 1 is nearing its end, I will put an end to this discussion, for our Terms will expire. Me and my cousin Terry hope to see you next time.


Albert
CEO of General Relativity Incorporated
Also, I have no plans on removing Carmes Incorporated from my rival companies list anytime soon.