How do the Mario Bros. surf the internet? With a web Bowser!

How do Koopa Troopas communicate? With a shell phone!

Why does Mario want to be a celebrity? Because being a star makes you invincible.

What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario? Mario Maker

Luigi invites Mario over to play some Nintendo Switch… …as they get ready to fire up some Smash Bros. Mario notices Luigi has a new avatar. Mario
asks, “Say, Luigi, what kind picture is that?” Luigi says… “It's a Mii, Mario.”

FPS has many different meanings 60 FPS is great in Mario kart But there’s 1 FPS at my school

Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros. When they say you can never go back, turns out it's true. Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.

Have you ever heard the music for Super Mario Galaxy? It’s out of this world.

What search engine does Super Mario use? Yahoo!

Where does Lakitu store his digital photos? In the cloud.

If you find better ones put them in the next posts!

as usual no one responding why does this always happen

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XD

StarDude3 wrote:

XD

do u have a better joke?

Coding_Whiz123 wrote:

StarDude3 wrote:

XD

do u have a better joke?

Hm…I can't really think of many lol.

time for dad jokes

here's one I found

WHAT ARE THE MARIO BROS VIEWS ON:

MISSING YOUR SPANISH LESSON

MARIO SAYS:
It's okay to miss one, but not ten.
LUIGI SAYS:
SPANISH OR V A N I S H

when green flag clicked
say [YOU MISSED YOUR SPANISH LESSON]
play sound [gunshot v] until done

DuolIingo wrote:

WHAT ARE THE MARIO BROS VIEWS ON:

MISSING YOUR SPANISH LESSON

MARIO SAYS:
It's okay to miss one, but not ten.
LUIGI SAYS:
SPANISH OR V A N I S H

when green flag clicked
say [YOU MISSED YOUR SPANISH LESSON]
play sound [gunshot v] until done

oh god oh heck

Mario parks in the people on wheelchair space only.
Mario comes back to see a paper on his kart.
Police: It's a fine.
Mario: NO, IT'S A NOT FINE

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