Funny Siri/S-Voice Conversations!

nathanprocks

Deerleg wrote:
Someone please tell Siri that Vocaloid is better than her.
I don't have Siri.
I wonder what that's like…

It just says “Who, me?”

Tommybom19

Me: Siri, Make Me a Sandwich
Siri: I'm not very good with food .

say [Random Siri Jokes] for (2) secs

Last edited by Tommybom19 (Sept. 13, 2014 19:57:11)

maxamillion321

This was creepy.

I said to Siri I really want to commit suiside (no I don't want to) and it said if you really want to commit suiside, you should really tell someone at National Suiside Prevention Lifeline. Do you want me to call them?

Deerleg

nathanprocks wrote:
Deerleg wrote:
Someone please tell Siri that Vocaloid is better than her.
I don't have Siri.
I wonder what that's like…
It just says “Who, me?”

Okay, maybe it doesn't recognize Vocaloid.
Tell her that Hatsune Miku is better than her. Siri should recognize that, I guess.

50zeroWeirdo

Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who? Who?

50zeroWeirdo

What's the best phone?
The one that you are holding.

50zeroWeirdo

What does the fox say?
I don't know. The secret of the fox is an ancient mystery.

50zeroWeirdo

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck is a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all of the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

50zeroWeirdo

Any typos?

Deerleg

50zeroWeirdo wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck is a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all of the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

You should ask, “What if the woodchuck can't chuck wood?”

anotherzoruaamongus

Banana500 I don't have a phone at all!

awesomekid0224

hoole001 wrote:
Me: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object.

I tried that and Siri said,
“42.”

hoole001

“Why is a fire truck red?”
her answer is too long for me to type out (or I'm just too lazy to), so you just have to try it out for yourself.

hoole001

“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
Siri: “Just a spoonful of suger should help you go down.”
Siri (alternete response): Mary, is that you?"

50zeroWeirdo

What is the best phone?
The one that you are holding.

50zeroWeirdo

Which is better, the iPhone 6 or the iPhone 5? (I have the iPhone5)
Uhh… The one in your right hand?
Yes. That's the iPhone 5. (It was in my right hand)
Ok. The iPhone 5 is better?
Yes.
Ok.

Only works in iOS 8*

Last edited by 50zeroWeirdo (Oct. 12, 2014 21:07:27)

50zeroWeirdo

Deerleg wrote:
50zeroWeirdo wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck is a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all of the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
You should ask, “What if the woodchuck can't chuck wood?”

It can!!!!!

hoole001

maxamillion321 wrote:
This was creepy.

I said to Siri I really want to commit suiside (no I don't want to) and it said if you really want to commit suiside, you should really tell someone at National Suiside Prevention Lifeline. Do you want me to call them?

0.0 Creepy.
…Though I'm not sure that's appropriate for Scratch.

50zeroWeirdo

What is the meaning of life?
A movie.

50zeroWeirdo

THE MEANING OF LIFE IS NOT A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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