(ordinary by joriah kwame translated into terezis quirk)
this took way too long ;-;

1 NOT1C3 HOW SH3 LOOKS 4T ME
BUT 1 PR3T3ND TH4T 1 DONT S33
1TS 34S13R 1F 1 L3T TH3 T3NS1ON SUBS1DE
1V3 S33N 1T 1N TH3 BOOKS 1 R34D
4 M4G1C TH4T YOU C4NNOT S33
TH3R3S NO L1M1TAT1ONS
TH3Y W34R 1T W1TH PR1DE
BUT TH3 CH4R4CT3RS 1 R34D N3V3R ACT OR LOOK L1K3 ME
1 C4NT D3P3ND ON TH3M TO L34D M3 THROUGH TH3 R1GHT DOOR
4ND WH4TS TH3 PO1NT OF ST4LL1NG WH3N 1 KNOW 1M ONLY ST4LLING
C4US3 1 H4V3 TO GO B4CK HOM3
H3R3 1M JUST ON3 1N TH3 H3RD
TR1PP1NG OV3R MY WORDS
TRY1NG H4RD TO GO W1TH TH3 GR41N
K33P1NG TH3 QU1RKS 1N MY BR41N
1M ON TH3 BR1NK OF D1SCOV3RY 1 TH1NK
BUT WH4T 1F 1M DR3AM1NG
TH4TS WH4T IT S33MS L1KE
C4US3 TH1S G1RL TH1NKS 1M P4RT OF H3R WORLD
4ND TH4T N3W T3RR1TORYS SC4RY
1F 1 TURN TH3 H4NDL3 4M 1 4SK1NG FOR 4 SC4ND4L
SHOULD 1 TRY TO B3 ORD1N4RY
B444H
1V3 4LW4YS B33N 4 L1TTLE ODD
TH3 ONLY P34 1NS1D3 TH3 POD
TH4TS NOT 4N 3XPR3SS1ON 1M GU3SS1NG
OH W3LL
S33 TH4TS 3X4CTLY WH4T 1 ME4N
1M JUST 4S 4WKW4RD 4S 1 S33M
PLUS SH3 MAK3S M3 N3RVOUS
1 HOP3 SH3 C4NT T3LL
WH4T 1S 1T SH3 S33S 1N TH1S CLUST3R CLUMP OF M3
OR COULD 1T M4YB3 B3 1M GO1NG CR4ZY
4ND H3Y WHO 4M 1 K1DD1NG
TH1S 1NT SOM3 SW33T B3G1NN1NG
JUST 4 D3TOUR TO TH3 3ND
TH3N B4CK TO TH3 3ND
TR1PP1NG OV3R MY WORDS
TRY1NG H4RD TO GO W1TH TH3 GR41N
K33P1NG TH3 QU1RKS 1N MY BR41N
1M ON TH3 BR1NK OF D1SCOV3RY 1 TH1NK
BUT WH4T 1F 1M DR3AM111111NG
DO 1 R3WIND 1NDUC3 4MN3S1A
PR3T3ND 1 D1DNT S33 H3R
SUCCUMB TO STUP1D F34R
OR JUST B3L13V3 1N MY H34RT
WHY PL4Y 4 P4RT
WHY FOLLOW TH3 H3RD
WHY NOT TRUST 1N MY WORDS
DONT W4NN4 GO W1TH TH3 GR41N
WHY TRY TO M4K3 MYS3LF PL41N
1M ON TH3 BR1NK OF R3D1SCOV3RY 1 TH1NK
SO WH4T 1F 1M DR34M1NG
1 L1KE TH3 SC3N3 TH4T 1M 1N
4ND TH1S G1RL 1S 4 P4RT OF TH1S WORLD
TH3 THOUGHT OF B31NG NORM4LS F4R MOR3 SC4RY
1LL B3 BR4V3 4ND 1LL B3 K1ND
1LL M4K3 4 CHO1CE 4ND S4V3 MY M1ND
1 W1LL M3SS UP 4LL TH3 T1ME
TH3YLL S4Y 1M W31RD BUT 1LL B3 F1NE
1LL B3 4NYTH1NG BUT ORD1N4RY

That's beautiful

ah yes

That's just- ;_;

MIINE DIIAMOND2: A SOLLUX PARODY PARODY

alriight guy2 iim doiing ‘take on me’ now alriight
ii ii really ii really liike thii2 2ong okay
miiniing away
ii dont know what to miine
iill miine thii2 anyway
iin thii2 miinecraft day
2o beautiiful
and further down
what2 that ii found
miine diiamond2 (take on me)
miine diiamond2 (take on me)
iill miine them
2o far iive got two
two ea2y to miine
wiith my miinecraft piickaxe
and 2hovel2
hopefully they 2tay
iin my miiinecraft che2t2
2o iim gonna make
a lock on iit
miine diiamond2 (take on me)
miine diiamond2 (take on me
ii miine them
2o far iive got two
iim alriight iim not ready
all the2e diiamond2
2iittiing carefully lay
iim gettiing worriied
iif they miight get 2tolen
from my ender che2t
waiit who iis that
holy 11ii1 iit2 notch
miine diiamond2 (take on me)
miine diiamond2 (take on me)
now theyre 2afe
now now
(take on me)
now that theyre 2afe now
miine diiamond2 (take on me)
miine diiamond2 (take on me)
uh thank2 thank2 for lii2teniing guy2
and thank2 for recommendiing thii2 2ong

beauty