Playing with Google Translate

Morimop

Maximouse wrote:
Boomer001 wrote:
I wrote:
Do you like this?
My project wrote:
do you like it
you like it
I love you

Boomer001 x His Project

Boomer001

Morimop wrote:
Maximouse wrote:
Boomer001 wrote:
I wrote:
Do you like this?
My project wrote:
do you like it
you like it
I love you
Boomer001 x His Project

*screams*

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BearSlothCoding

Boomer001 wrote:
I wrote:
Do you like this?
My project wrote:
do you like it
you like it
I love you

Too close, Google Translate, too close.

Morimop wrote:
Maximouse wrote:
Boomer001 wrote:
I wrote:
Do you like this?
My project wrote:
do you like it
you like it
I love you
Boomer001 x His Project

The best ship.

Morimop

BearSlothCoding wrote:
Morimop wrote:
Maximouse wrote:
Boomer001 wrote:
I wrote:
Do you like this?
My project wrote:
do you like it
you like it
I love you
Boomer001 x His Project
The best ship.

Yes
Best ship of the century

Morimop

Morimop wrote:
BearSlothCoding wrote:
Morimop wrote:
Maximouse wrote:
Boomer001 wrote:
I wrote:
Do you like this?
My project wrote:
do you like it
you like it
I love you
Boomer001 x His Project
The best ship.
Yes
Best ship of the century

I wrote:
Do you like being shipped?

Project wrote:
Do you like to travel?

SausageMcSauce

Original:

Translated:

The project wrote:
Looking for a hair machine card? Then buy sweets. Just add bamboo and hair! Only 6 bucks!

(I translated the text for a fictional toothpaste ad for anime characters I made last August)

My basement is open to the public from the 31st of March to the 2nd of April!

Click here to teleport to it!

coder2045

sixteen thousand four hundred nine pieces of ripped leaves on the car

The car has 1649 cut blades
There are 164,900 items in this vehicle
This has 1649 pieces

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I FOUND THE POSTIE POSTIE POST LINK THIS
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coder2045

All this is really tempting me to make one of these but with 100 languages.

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coder2045

Sorry, you have to wait 60 seconds between posts.

The message interval is 60 seconds.
The message is 60 seconds.
The message lasts 60 seconds.
Reading time is 60 seconds.
The shutter speed is 60 seconds.
The removal rate is 60 seconds.

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Morimop

coder2045 wrote:
Sorry, you have to wait 60 seconds between posts.
The message interval is 60 seconds.
The message is 60 seconds.
The message lasts 60 seconds.
Reading time is 60 seconds.
The shutter speed is 60 seconds.
The removal rate is 60 seconds.

SHUTTER
SPEED

SausageMcSauce

I translated a section of the Bee Movie script:

Original wrote:
According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

Translated wrote:
I never kill civilian bees. The wings are visible only to give a sense of proportion.

My basement is open to the public from the 31st of March to the 2nd of April!

Click here to teleport to it!

-Exphire-

Here is an amazing one:

Google translate sucks

became

Use Google Translate

Also -Exphire- became -Samfunnet-
That's what I get for spelling Ex-Fire like Ex-p-hire. (also now anyone who didn't know how to pronounce it know knows… yay?)

I'm gonna do more google insults in a second

THAT’S KINDA GAY (but so am I)
please support my cupcake shop proposal I have a wife and kids

Pronouns she/they

click to stare at my art

-Exphire-

A few items for my list:

Google should be killed became Google Apps
I hate Google became Waiting
I prefer apple (I hope you like my joke there) became I'd love to have it
GOOGLE TRANSLATE NEVER GETS ANYTHING RIGHT EVER! became Don't use GOOGLE!
I deleted google translate became Create a Google translation

THAT’S KINDA GAY (but so am I)
please support my cupcake shop proposal I have a wife and kids

Pronouns she/they

click to stare at my art

MeowyTitan08

SausageMcSauce wrote:
I translated a section of the Bee Movie script:

Original wrote:
According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

Translated wrote:
I never kill civilian bees. The wings are visible only to give a sense of proportion.

'i never kill civilian bees'

remember to wash your pineapple♥️

dragon0307

Oh my, what have I done!

(Oh yeah, that becomes “together!”)

Seriously though, I don't know how a simple project managed to gain such popularity all of a sudden.
Or should I say, “I do not know if you read this article.”

The more you nag for it, the less likely it is to happen.

JQJY

I created a Chinese version which you type in a word or phrase and it translates it for 329 times.(Here)

I typed“Hello”, and it outputs“swimming pool”…

emmm…

我的氵作列表：

Telescopic(推荐)
方块僵尸跳跃(第1个作品)

因为官网加载速度很慢，我在A营比较活跃，点击前往我的A营号

coder2045

Translation 1 wrote:
Drinking a potion returns the empty glass bottle. Throwing a splash potion or a lingering potion does not return a glass bottle, but brewing a lingering potion gives back a glass bottle.

End of Translation 1 wrote:
He drinks a very strong drink. Do not replace bottles with syringes, syringes or beverages. But look at the doctor

Translation 2 wrote:
Another strange, and quite possibly one the most annoying properties is that they are resistant to special candies and weakens their combinations, especially striped candies. If a striped candy hits a liquorice swirl, it will get rid of the blocker but won't get rid of any other candies beyond it. This can become a serious problem in later levels involving jelly or ingredients.

End of Translation 2 wrote:
Another problem may be low levels of sugar exposed to certain types of sugar. If the state is alcohol, remove it from the stool to prevent excessive diabetes. This can be a big hit at the end of the journey or service.

Translation 3 wrote:
It is possible to cancel a shot even after the bird is readied, but pulled back. This can be done by moving it back towards its starting point, in the event that a different bird is desired at that time. The slingshot can be leveled up, and it will change style, see this page for more information.

End of Translation 3 wrote:
Cookies may also be removed from the request. Other birds tried. Tickets are available in different versions. Click here for more information on this site

Translation 4 wrote:
Cake can be used to create a functioning staircase, by placing a cake on each level of a 1 block by 1 block incline. This would be one of the most labor-intensive staircases available, given the requirements to craft a cake, compared to all other possible methods for creating a staircase.

End of Translation 4 wrote:
If you create a second level, you can lock each step and create one.

Translation 5 wrote:
This achievement was based on a community challenge called “2 Million Pops CHIMPS”, often abbreviated to 2MPC. The only difference is that the community version strictly prohibits Regrow Farming for achieving 2MPC.

End of Translation 5 wrote:
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Morimop

I added “repeat … 10 times” block to script for more “gibberish”.
Let's see -lenny-

I wrote:
I water the flowers but in a parallel universe, I flower the waters.

Project wrote:
While I was sitting on the flowers, I drank

BearSlothCoding

Morimop wrote:
I added “repeat … 10 times” block to script for more “gibberish”.
Let's see -lenny-
I wrote:
I water the flowers but in a parallel universe, I flower the waters.
Project wrote:
While I was sitting on the flowers, I drank

Why does the project make more sense than the original sentence?

Super_Scratch_Bros20

BearSlothCoding wrote:
Why does the project make more sense than the original sentence?

We'll never know, Pricol Tanko.

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