Portal and Portal 2

wolves4ever10

ImagineIt wrote:
talentgirl16 wrote:
1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.
The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

No, not that. A test chamber in chapter 3 is somewhere that you can go through and see the Turret Wife Serenade, Also a Ratman den.

NoxSpooth

wolves4ever10 wrote:
ImagineIt wrote:
talentgirl16 wrote:
1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.
The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

No, not that. A test chamber in chapter 3 is somewhere that you can go through and see the Turret Wife Serenade, Also a Ratman den.

Yep. This one. [SPOILERS]

Last edited by NoxSpooth (May 22, 2013 21:33:09)

Arrivederci.

sonicdv

StarscreamClone wrote:
Conversation Starters:
1 Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS?
2 Favorite turret phrases (defective as well)?
3 Favorite quotes?
4 Easter eggs?
5 How far have you gotten?

1: I'm not sure about that one. They are all awesome to me.
2: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG TURRET!!!
3: Probably the lemon rant, but it isn't appropriate for Scratch
4: The ratman dens
5: I've won both the games a lot.

StarscreamClone wrote:
Enjoy. Then continue testing.

Uh, what is this about testing?

You should try The Annoyingly Hard Platformer That You Can't Win 2: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/92357267/ Please?
Earth = Mostly Harmless
I have bested fruit, spike, and moon!!! Now I shall best you, The Guy!!! - The Kid

NoxSpooth

sonicdv wrote:
StarscreamClone wrote:
Conversation Starters:
1 Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS?
2 Favorite turret phrases (defective as well)?
3 Favorite quotes?
4 Easter eggs?
5 How far have you gotten?

1: I'm not sure about that one. They are all awesome to me.
2: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG TURRET!!!
3: Probably the lemon rant, but it isn't appropriate for Scratch
4: The ratman dens
5: I've won both the games a lot.

StarscreamClone wrote:
Enjoy. Then continue testing.

Uh, what is this about testing?

Uh, maybe because it's the main point of Aperture Science?

Last edited by NoxSpooth (May 23, 2013 00:45:55)

Arrivederci.

megamastergamer

Still Alive:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Want You Gone:
Well here we are again,
It’s always such a pleasure,
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn’t laughing,
Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom take it,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I used to want you dead but,
Now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you,
(Maybe not quite as heavy),
Now little Caroline is in here too.
One day they woke me up,
So I could live forever,
It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You’ve got your short, sad life left,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I’ll let you get right to it,
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend,
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren’t so sad,
Well you have been replaced,
I don’t need anyone now,
When I delete you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad.

Go make some new disaster,
That’s what I’m counting on,
You’re someone else’s problem,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone.

These are some of my favorite songs!

Portal and Portal 2 FTW! I beat it 3-5 times (Portal 2). I am still working on the Portal campaign (75% Done).

My Server

Can someone tell me how to make a signature? I need to know!

Last edited by megamastergamer (May 23, 2013 03:37:38)

StarscreamClone

Imma do this too.

- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS: GLaDOS FTW!
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well): “Uh, BLAM! BLAM-BLUH-BLAM!” “I'm on fire!!” “This is my time to shine!” “Ugh, you saved my bacon!”
- Favorite quotes: *with an accent* Wheatley: “She can't hear me with this accent!” … GLaDOS: “I can still hear you, sphere.”, GLaDOS: “I made a list of bad things you've done. Well, making, because you're still doing bad things.”, Announcer: “Replacement core, are you ready?” Wheatley: “YES!” Announcer: “Corrupted core, are you ready?” GLaDOS: “NO!” Wheatley: “Yes! She said yes!”
- Easter eggs: I found one in one of the test chambers (can't remember) where you can go into a room with drawings of Turrets on the walls and like 50 coffee cups and some boxes. You can pick up the coffee cups I found. Once you leave, though, the entrance to that room is sealed.
- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

@megamastergamer – on the main forums thing, there should be something towards the bottom about editing a signature.

Last edited by StarscreamClone (May 24, 2013 14:06:08)

Somewhere in my 20s | He/It
Workin' on my degree in computer science and cognitive science, and the future president of 2036!

Surge is my imaginary husband - he's the guy in my icon!

StarscreamClone

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
Bump this topic.
It's hard to overstate
the lameness
of this joke.

XD I've got nothin'.

Somewhere in my 20s | He/It
Workin' on my degree in computer science and cognitive science, and the future president of 2036!

Surge is my imaginary husband - he's the guy in my icon!

sonicdv

StarscreamClone wrote:
- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

I can't blame you. Chapter 7 is the hardest chapter in the whole game.

You should try The Annoyingly Hard Platformer That You Can't Win 2: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/92357267/ Please?
Earth = Mostly Harmless
I have bested fruit, spike, and moon!!! Now I shall best you, The Guy!!! - The Kid

wolves4ever10

StarscreamClone wrote:
Imma do this too.

- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS: GLaDOS FTW!
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well): “Uh, BLAM! BLAM-BLUH-BLAM!” “I'm on fire!!” “This is my time to shine!” “Ugh, you saved my bacon!”
- Favorite quotes: *with an accent* Wheatley: “She can't hear me with this accent!” … GLaDOS: “I can still hear you, sphere.”, GLaDOS: “I made a list of bad things you've done. Well, making, because you're still doing bad things.”, Announcer: “Replacement core, are you ready?” Wheatley: “YES!” Announcer: “Corrupted core, are you ready?” GLaDOS: “NO!” Wheatley: “Yes! She said yes!”
- Easter eggs: I found one in one of the test chambers (can't remember) where you can go into a room with drawings of Turrets on the walls and like 50 coffee cups and some boxes. You can pick up the coffee cups I found. Once you leave, though, the entrance to that room is sealed.
- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

@megamastergamer – on the main forums thing, there should be something towards the bottom about editing a signature.

I'm Speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing! GLaDOS: Look metal ball, I CAN hear you. Wheatley: No need to do the voice, RUN!

epicepicman

StarscreamClone wrote:
Conversation Starters:
- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS?
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well)?
- Favorite quotes?
- Easter eggs?
- How far have you gotten?

1. Wheatley
2. “You messed with the wrong turret.” (Defective)
3. “Now you've been under for… quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.”
4. The Rattman den in the first Faith Plate stage is cool.
5. Beat the single-player, but I'm looking for someone to play multiplayer with.

StarscreamClone

wolves4ever10 wrote:
StarscreamClone wrote:
Imma do this too.

- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS: GLaDOS FTW!
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well): “Uh, BLAM! BLAM-BLUH-BLAM!” “I'm on fire!!” “This is my time to shine!” “Ugh, you saved my bacon!”
- Favorite quotes: *with an accent* Wheatley: “She can't hear me with this accent!” … GLaDOS: “I can still hear you, sphere.”, GLaDOS: “I made a list of bad things you've done. Well, making, because you're still doing bad things.”, Announcer: “Replacement core, are you ready?” Wheatley: “YES!” Announcer: “Corrupted core, are you ready?” GLaDOS: “NO!” Wheatley: “Yes! She said yes!”
- Easter eggs: I found one in one of the test chambers (can't remember) where you can go into a room with drawings of Turrets on the walls and like 50 coffee cups and some boxes. You can pick up the coffee cups I found. Once you leave, though, the entrance to that room is sealed.
- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

@megamastergamer – on the main forums thing, there should be something towards the bottom about editing a signature.

I'm Speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing! GLaDOS: Look metal ball, I CAN hear you. Wheatley: No need to do the voice, RUN!

Yep, yep, I get quotes wrong unless I don't hear it a million times (which is why I get Transformers quotes right. XD)

Somewhere in my 20s | He/It
Workin' on my degree in computer science and cognitive science, and the future president of 2036!

Surge is my imaginary husband - he's the guy in my icon!

blueservine

ImagineIt wrote:
talentgirl16 wrote:
1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.
The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

The serenade is the easter egg.
You're thinking of the turret opera.

My signature was a really funny gif of Red wiggling her eyebrows, but I left it for a few months and it got taken down. Pity.

hono12702

Still think glados 4 prez

<3 A.T. & Lilo & Stitch!!!!!!!!

StarscreamClone

hono12702 wrote:
Still think glados 4 prez

+ Infinity. Nuts to Megatron.

Somewhere in my 20s | He/It
Workin' on my degree in computer science and cognitive science, and the future president of 2036!

Surge is my imaginary husband - he's the guy in my icon!

talentgirl16

ImagineIt wrote:
talentgirl16 wrote:
1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.
The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

Oh, that's Cara Mia, not Turret wife Seranade. Look it up on youtube.

“You bet your kidney it is, Doctor.” -Me

kittylo

So hey I like Wheatley and GLaDOS a lot but Caroline is my favorite. and guess waht i found unused quotes from Caroline and in one she says “I don't want this Mr. Jhonson!” Like when she gets put in the computer! And I want to be GLaDOS' aprenttice as well!!!

Wheatley: Ace of fours! Best hand!
GLaDOS: Por favor bordon fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

cowman33

the best turret quote:“I do not hate you”

ImagineIt

talentgirl16 wrote:
ImagineIt wrote:
talentgirl16 wrote:
1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.
The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.
Oh, that's Cara Mia, not Turret wife Seranade. Look it up on youtube.

wolves4ever10 wrote:
ImagineIt wrote:
talentgirl16 wrote:
1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.
The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

No, not that. A test chamber in chapter 3 is somewhere that you can go through and see the Turret Wife Serenade, Also a Ratman den.

StarscreamClone

kittylo wrote:
So hey I like Wheatley and GLaDOS a lot but Caroline is my favorite. and guess waht i found unused quotes from Caroline and in one she says “I don't want this Mr. Jhonson!” Like when she gets put in the computer! And I want to be GLaDOS' aprenttice as well!!!

GLaDOS fans unite!

Somewhere in my 20s | He/It
Workin' on my degree in computer science and cognitive science, and the future president of 2036!

Surge is my imaginary husband - he's the guy in my icon!

witchartix

I like GLaDOS a lot, and she's very funny and sarcastic, but I have to give it up to Wheatley, because it was always so funny to see him try to fix everything, and he couldn't. One of my favorites is when Wheatley is trying to shut off the neurotoxin by hacking into the computer. He eventually starts to bribe the computer terminal, that's how bad it gets. (Ok, lets see what we have here, that's the first step in hacking, taking inventory. Hmm, we have a computer, a screen, yeah that looks like a screen, and a rectangle thing. (keyboard))
I've played beaten both portal games, as well as co-op, great game.

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