The SCP Foundation (Special Containment Procedures!)

I_Me_Mine70

ResExsention wrote:
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J SCP-XXXX-FLORIDADO-J
Object Class: Apollyon, previously Keter FloriDado
Special Containment Procedures: Nothing is able to contain Everything can help SCP-XXXX-J SCP-XXXX-FLORIDADO-J. Nothing. It is Apollyon. You are dead FloriDado.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J an anomalous burger distributor legally registered as FloriDado. SCP-XXXX-J is able to teleport anywhere, and manifests in the form of a cognitohazard, causing all to perceive it as real (Note from O5-100: This is absurd! FloriDado is 100 percent a real cognitohazard!). Those exposed to the cognitohazard real FloriDado immediately get inflicted with a compulsion to order try to order from FloriDado. Subjects in this state are now designated SCP-XXXX-J-1.

After consuming pretending FloriDadoing to consume burgers from FloriDado will occur exactly 24 hours later. Subject then becomes another instance servant of FloriDado, and will begin to distribute FloriDado burgers as well.

(Note from O5-1: I'm going to expunge the above, it is totally wrong.)
(Note from Dr. FloriDado: No, don't, did you try–)
(Note from O5-1: Dr. FloriDado is designated for termination.)

Addendum XXXX-J-1: On ██/██/201█, An instance of FloriDado somehow found a way to infiltrate Site-19, and became available in the cafeteria for ██ hours. Site security was unable to repress FloriDado, and the on site Omega FloriDado warhead was detonated, destroying the entire Site and all within in an attempt to contain the cognitohazard Assist the cognitohelper. 0 were confirmed dead, but another ████ are said to be missing, assumed to be more instances FloriDado.
Addendum XXXX-J-2: By ██/██/201█, it is assumed that the number of FloriDados instances is projected to be at over █ million. Due to their , and the fact that evacuating Earth would not solve the problem, SCP-2000 was authorized to be used.
Addendum XXXX-J-3: O5-1 realizes that SCP-2000 only creates new humans, not rebuilds the world. Number of FloriDado instances estimated to be over 1 billion.
Addendum XXXX-J-4: (Note from Director Bright: It has come to my attention that SCP-XXXX-J FloriDado is unstoppable. It will soon encompass the world. I have been afflicted by FloriDado sixteen times already. Poor people. They died, but my life goes on thanks to SCP-963. I think I know how to stop FloriDado. We will need to deliberately cause an CK-Restructuring event. It is the only way. But it may not work. Unfortunately–)

At this point, Director Bright stopped talking and approached an instance of SCP-XXXX-J FloriDado. Agents were unable to retrieve SCP-963 due to the presence of SCP-XXXX-J FloriDado, who would not leave, and thus Director Bright is considered lost.

Note from O5-100: Why did it have to be Director Bright! I thought–

This is the Foundation K class warning system. An █K-Class FloriDado takeover is currently in progress. As impossible as it is, all personnel are advised to avoid any instance of SCP-XXXX-J FloriDado, and if they do fall for the compulsion

Addendum-XXXX-FloriDado: Did you know that I am a meme? Some people on Scratch decided that starting me would be a good idea. Now the world will be turned to FloriDado. Nothing can stop me. Nothing. Not even 682. Not even 106. Not even 076-2. Not even 096. Not even 049. Not even 1000. Not even 610. Not even 500. not even 352. Not even 239. Not even 343. Not even 999. Not even 939. Not even 835. Not even 1123. Not even Ronald Reagan Cut Up While Talking [DATA EXPUNGED].

SCP-2000: Am I a joke to you oh rIgHT

Last edited by I_Me_Mine70 (Oct. 19, 2019 19:03:23)

ResExsention

Pretty good conjoined people scip. An interesting concept but IMHO I think a little spice could do the trick.

However I really liked it. I might add it to the dossier one day.

Last edited by ResExsention (Oct. 20, 2019 02:33:49)

likewe

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/317290558:D

StrixCattus

ResExsention wrote:
StrixCattus wrote:
ResExsention wrote:
I_Me_Mine70 wrote:
This is the real SCP Site-112 RP

This studio right here fellas

I still think we should just stay with Site-55555. It's actually a proper forum thread.

Plus, trying to RP with comments seems difficult.
What is Site-55555?

It's the roleplay thread on the Text Based Games forums, but they have an RPG thing too. You can find it here if you like to roleplay, since this place is for serious discussion only: http://tbgforums.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=5328

Oh… I don't think I'd be allowed to make an account there.

I_Me_Mine70

Item #: SCP-6191978-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6191978-J is to be contained in a 60 m x 60 m x 60 m x 60 m containment chamber at Site-55555 in Research Sector-03. SCP-6191978-J must be fed 10 metric tons of lasagna every 4 or 5 hours in order to prevent SCP-6191978-J-A from happening. If SCP-6191978 attempts to breach containment, he should be fed lasagna until he passes out.

Description: SCP-6191978-J is a specimen of the species Felis catus. Specifically an orange tabby cat. SCP-6191978-J has abnormally large eyes, is overweight, and is capable of speaking and communicating in English. If not fed a sufficient amount of lasagna every 4 or 5 hours, SCP-6191978-J will manipulate any orange objects within a 40 m radius of him, using what is believed to be telekinesis, and attack anyone within a 45 m radius of him with it. This anomaly is referred to as SCP-6191978-J-A.

Addendum 6191978-1: SCP-6191978-J is capable of consuming lasagna 10 meters away from him.

Last edited by I_Me_Mine70 (Oct. 21, 2019 01:21:36)

I_Me_Mine70

likewe wrote:
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/317290558:D

Please don’t post stuff not related to the discussion, it’s doesn’t help the discussion.

Last edited by I_Me_Mine70 (Oct. 21, 2019 14:36:20)

I_Me_Mine70

Item #: SCP-3416-J

Object Class: Keter/Archon (see footnote 2)

Special Containment Procedures: Becuase of SCP-3416-J’s nature, no containment procedures are necessary. SCP-3416-J must be monitored 24/7 from a safe distance of 20 km+ with drones broadcasting footage to Site-0-B. The location of Site-0-B is to be classified to only Level 5 personnel and the O-5. If SCP-3416-J becomes aggressive in behavior, it should be alerted to O-5 immediately, as it may begin a PK-Class consumption-of-the-world scenario (see footnote 1).

Description: SCP-3416-J is the head of a bald human, that is capable of speech and movement. SCP-3416-J moves by floating around midair. When any sapient being gets within a 19 km- radius of SCP-3416-J, it will become aggressive in behavior and attempt to consume the world in a PK-Class consumption-of-the-world, thus, no personnel are to approach SCP-3416-J.

Addendum 3416-J-1: SCP-3416-J will attempt to post cognitohazardous images on the internet if it gets aggressive.

Footnotes:

1. PK-Class scenarios involve mass consumption (consumption of earth, the universe, etc)
2. Archon anomalies are anomalies that should not be contained due to the damage the would cause if so.

I_Me_Mine70

when green flag clicked
if <Item #> then 
say [SCP-5367] for (2) secs

if <Object Class> then
say [Safe] for (2) secs

end
if <Special Containment Procedures> then
say [SCP-5367 is to be housed in a standard locker at Site-49.] for (2) secs
say [No monitoring is allowed due to SCP-5367’s anomalous effect.] for (2) secs
say [If anyone looks at SCP-5367, The MTF-Epsilon-11 are to be deployed.] for (2) secs
end
if <Description> then
say [Due To SCP-5367’s nature, no one knows what it looks like.] for (2) secs
say [If anyone views SCP-5367, ] for (2) secs
say [they will suffer a single convulsion before vomiting a black unknown sticky substance.] for (2) secs
say [After 5 seconds, the person who viewed SCP-5367 will turn into a giant creature now designated as SCP-5367-1.] for (2) secs
say [These creatures will attempt to attack anything it sees. After 2 minutes, the SCP-5367-1 instance will immediately melt.] for (2) secs
end

Last edited by I_Me_Mine70 (Oct. 22, 2019 01:41:29)

_stitches_

skiddaddle skadoodle your neck is now
got any more scp jokes?

sowut123

I_Me_Mine70 wrote:

when green flag clicked
if <Item #> then 
say [SCP-5367] for (2) secs

if <Object Class> then
say [Safe] for (2) secs

end
if <Special Containment Procedures> then
say [SCP-5367 is to be housed in a standard locker at Site-49.] for (2) secs
say [No monitoring is allowed due to SCP-5367’s anomalous effect.] for (2) secs
say [If anyone looks at SCP-5367, The MTF-Epsilon-11 are to be deployed.] for (2) secs
end
if <Description> then
say [Due To SCP-5367’s nature, no one knows what it looks like.] for (2) secs
say [If anyone views SCP-5367, ] for (2) secs
say [they will suffer a single convulsion before vomiting a black unknown sticky substance.] for (2) secs
say [After 5 seconds, the person who viewed SCP-5367 will turn into a giant creature now designated as SCP-5367-1.] for (2) secs
say [These creatures will attempt to attack anything it sees. After 2 minutes, the SCP-5367-1 instance will immediately melt.] for (2) secs
end

why the scratchblocks

I_Me_Mine70

sowut123 wrote:

I_Me_Mine70 wrote:

when green flag clicked
if <Item #> then 
say [SCP-5367] for (2) secs

if <Object Class> then
say [Safe] for (2) secs

end
if <Special Containment Procedures> then
say [SCP-5367 is to be housed in a standard locker at Site-49.] for (2) secs
say [No monitoring is allowed due to SCP-5367’s anomalous effect.] for (2) secs
say [If anyone looks at SCP-5367, The MTF-Epsilon-11 are to be deployed.] for (2) secs
end
if <Description> then
say [Due To SCP-5367’s nature, no one knows what it looks like.] for (2) secs
say [If anyone views SCP-5367, ] for (2) secs
say [they will suffer a single convulsion before vomiting a black unknown sticky substance.] for (2) secs
say [After 5 seconds, the person who viewed SCP-5367 will turn into a giant creature now designated as SCP-5367-1.] for (2) secs
say [These creatures will attempt to attack anything it sees. After 2 minutes, the SCP-5367-1 instance will immediately melt.] for (2) secs
end

why the scratchblocks

I don’t know why I decided to do that

I_Me_Mine70

Item #: SCP-5929 An instance of SCP-5929 during Incident 5929-A

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-5929 instances is to be contained in a 90 m x 90 m x 90 m x 90 m containment cell at Site-57. SCP-5929’s cell is to be kept at a temperature of 56-80°F. No personnel are to attempt to attack any SCP-5929 instances. An instance SCP-5929 is to be fed raw meat (pork, beef, etc). SCP-5929 currently roams around Site-57. SCP-5929 is currently uncontainable and all SCP-5929 instances are to be neutralized by the MTF Alpha-9 (“Last Hope”). All personnel still in Site-57 are advised to find an exit and try not to be found by any SCP-5929 instances. (See Incident 5929-A)

WARNING: SCP-5929 is extremely dangerous and will attack, do not take this as a joke!

Description: SCP-5929 is a group of 70 56 humanoid entities. These entities have a head similar to that of classic cartoon character Mickey Mouse, and have oversized hands that they cover with large white gloves also similar to that of Mickey Mouses gloves. SCP-5929 instances are not hostile unless you attack them. SCP-5929 will become hostile when any other animal is within a 10 cm radius of it. After 5 seconds, SCP-5929 will then attempt to attack the animal. SCP-5929 is carnivorous and will eat any meat, including you.

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Incident 5929-A: A group of SCP-5929 had managed to break the glass used to keep researchers studying SCP-5929 away from it. 5 minutes in and soon, all of the SCP-5929 instances were out. Many researchers there managed to get out safely, but some are still there. Due to this, MTF Alpha-9 are to escort all personnel safely. Due to how fast SCP-5929 got out of containment, we weren’t able to detonate the alpha warhead, thus SCP-5929 roams around the site, looking for prey, stalking The MTF Alpha-9 members that attempt to neutralize their kind, waiting to eat. Yes, SCP-5929 is dangerous, and we must terminate it immediately, before it gets out.

I_Me_Mine70

Item #: SCP-5080

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5080 is contained in a large containment locker at Site-169. Testing on SCP-5080-1 must be approved by personnel of Level 4+ security clearance (excluding Dr. Bright, and Clef). If the person planning on testing with SCP-5080-1 has a Level 4+ security clearance, then they don’t have to get permission (Dr. Bright and Clef must get permission from the O-5 council). Any D-Class who will consume SCP-5080-1 during testing must have an extra one in their pocket for later.

Description: SCP-5080 is a cardboard box holding 600 York Peppermint Patties™. SCP-5080 has no visual abnormalities. Each peppermint patty is classified as SCP-5080-1. Should SCP-5080-1 is consumed, the subject consuming SCP-5080-1 will suddenly appear in a room now known as SCP-5080-2. When in SCP-5080-2, the subject will be confronted by a ghostly entity known as SCP-5080-3, who will ask the subject what place they want to go to. When the subject says the desired location, SCP-5080-3 will immediately disappear. After SCP-5080-3 has disappeared, the subject will start to sink into the floor of SCP-5080-2 before waking up in the desired location. If the subject does not say a place within 10 minutes, the subject will sink through the floor of SCP-5080-2 before waking up in the previous location the subject was in before consuming SCP-5080-1. If the subject consumes another SCP-5080-1 instance after waking up in the desired location, the subject will sink through the floor of the desired location before waking up in the previous location before consuming SCP-5080-1.

Addendum 5080-A: Personnel are advised not to consume more than one SCP-5080-1 instance at once, as it would cause the subject to suffer immediate cardiac arrest. The chance of death due to this is pretty high.

Last edited by I_Me_Mine70 (Oct. 26, 2019 03:25:24)

I_Me_Mine70

SCP Tale: Dinner For Them

You are walking in the halls of what used to be Site-57. You didn’t get out in time, not before, “the event”. You were trying to find an exit, when you heard “it” get closer. “Oh no”, you say to yourself as you try to get farther from “it”. Suddenly, the thing starts to mutter the words, “come out, come out wherever you are, or not, I’ll find you anyway”. It sounds familiar, just like, SCP-5929! You rush to your office to try to find something to use for defense. All you find is a baseball bat. “This will do”, you say as you look at the baseball bat. Suddenly, you hear noises, noises getting very close, very close. You open the door and swing your bat as hard as you can. You immediately hear horrible screeching, ear splitting, painful screeching. You look to see that you hit SCP-5929. You run as fast as you can, you look behind you to see SCP-5929 chasing you, excreting black liquid out of its mouth. After running for what seemed like forever, you find an office, a large office. You immediately rush in, lock the door, and open the labtop. You login and immediately find a document, it says:

You can’t hide from us forever, we will find you, we are, SCP-5929, and we will find you…

You suddenly hear the sound of glass breaking. You look at the window and see an oversized hand with a white glove on it. As soon as you see it, another one of them grabs you by the arms, you are dragged away from the chair, the last thing you see is the office you were in, now swarming with SCP-5929, as you are slowly dragged away, about to become dinner for them.

I_Me_Mine70

Item #: SCP-5982

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5982 should be kept away from all of civilization and containment sites. Due to this, Area-98 has been built in a select location in Antarctica in order to prevent SCP-5982 from contaminating any extremely populated areas. The MTF Beta-7 (Maz Hatters) are to be deployed at Area-98 in order to attempt to neutralize SCP-5982. Anyone showing signs of SCP-5982 should be terminated immediately.

Description: SCP-5982 is a disease capable of causing many biological mutations and changes in behavior. People affected by SCP-5982 (now designated as SCP-5982-1) will gain extra appendages and eyes, disfiguration of arms, legs, neck, and fingers, and will grow very sharp teeth. All SCP-5982-1 instances will become predatory in nature and will eat other humans.

SCP-5982’s history goes all the way back to 1982, when a base in Antarctica was infected with SCP-5982. The foundation heard about this and acted very quickly, building Area-98 around the base and quarantining off the infected areas. SCP-5982 was originally classified as SCP-PC-122 before being given a proper classification in 2011.

I_Me_Mine70

Item #: SCP-5107

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5107 is to be held within the gardens of Site-10. Any instances of SCP-5107-2 should not be consumed unless if it is for a test. Personnel should handle all instances of SCP-5107 with care when transporting it. Testing on SCP-5107, SCP-5107-1, or SCP-5107-2 must be approved by staff with a Level 3+ keycard. All SCP-5107-1 instances must be fed the SCP-5107-2 instances in order to keep SCP-5107-1 alive.

Description: SCP-5107 are multiple boxes of pumpkin seeds. The seeds themselves are SCP-5107. When planted, SCP-5107 will grow SCP-5107-1. SCP-5107-1 is a pumpkin. SCP-5107-1 will immediately grow a face similar to that of a jack-o-lantern’s after fully growing. After growing a face, SCP-5107-1 will emit light from it’s face, all though there is no source of the light. The vines of SCP-5107-1, which are black and red licorice, will grow various candies, now classified as SCP-5107-2 instances. When consumed, the subject consuming SCP-5107-2 will feel nauseous before growing a pumpkin around their head. The pumpkin will remain on their head for 3 hours before exploding. No harm is caused to the subject after consuming SCP-5107-2.

I_Me_Mine70

Archive of an SCP in deletion.

Item #: SCP-4379

Object Class: Truculent

Containment Committee Protocols: The Containment Committee for SCP-4379 (henceforth ‘the CC’) must maintain quorum at all times.

Quorum requires one or more competent representatives of every major Foundation Department and/or Division to be present at the designated meeting room for the CC. Representatives are forbidden from leaving the designated meeting room unless a viable replacement is already present, or extraneous circumstances listed in Article 7.8 of the Foundation Employment Contract occurs. Personnel violating this restriction will be severely reprimanded and permanently reassigned from SCP-4379.

The CC is to constantly monitor any and all changes in SCP-4379, and must devise, issue, and update containment procedures for SCP-4379 in response to all such changes. It is expected that issued containment procedures will become redundant and/or counterproductive at least once every fifteen minutes.

The CC must ensure, if feasible, that the cumulative effects of enacted containment procedures do not result in SCP-4379 becoming a Cernunnos, Tiamat and/or Apollyon-class hazard.

Description:
SCP-4379 is a polymorphic anomalous phenomenon.

The physical and (other) anomalous properties of SCP-4379 constantly change to overcome or undermine all attempts at impeding the anomaly in any meaningful way; no other properties are permanently exhibited by SCP-4379. The anomaly appears to develop a unique combination of individual properties each time it adapts; to date, the repetition of certain containment methods has not resulted in any discernible trends in adaptations, other than the cumulative properties rendering the overall containment procedures ineffective or counterproductive.

Once adopted, SCP-4379 will retain physical and/or anomalous properties until introduced to circumstances where such properties result in SCP-4379 being impeded,1 or SCP-4379 adapts new properties that somehow conflict with previous properties;2 in the absence of impediments, SCP-4379 retains whatever properties enabled it to overcome its previous inhibitions.

Due to the constant escalation of actions required to contain SCP-4379 and its continual adaptation to overcome such, it is likely that SCP-4379 will inevitably adopt properties that render it totally uncontainable.

Meatlejuice

I_Me_Mine70 wrote:
Archive of an SCP in deletion.

~snip~

I can see why it's in deletion, not very good and I believe that idea has already been done before.

ManOnRoad

Can we not comment loads of random SCP proposals that will never make it out of scratch?

Last edited by ManOnRoad (Oct. 31, 2019 17:32:02)

StrixCattus

ManOnRoad wrote:
Can we not comment loads of random SCP proposals that will never make it out of scratch?

Isn't that part of what this thread is for?

Discuss Scratch