daily reminder that tf2 toys are best toys

funnycoder wrote:

daily reminder that tf2 toys are best toys

is it bad that i somewhat agree

passthepineapple wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

passthepineapple wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

I LOVE this promotional image for the BTS dolls. They are sat inside this pink Barbie plane, but they are all boys. This is proof that advertising has come a long way, and that if BTS want to sit in a pink plane, then they can sit in a pink plane. Pink is just a colour. Anyone, regardless of gender, can like it.

I'm a big fan of equal representation so rock that pink plane, Jungkook!

It's not often you see that many male dolls in something with a name like ‘Barbie Glamour Vacation Jet’. And I personally think that they all look WAY happier than the Barbie in the promotional image for the jet. To Barbie, it's her expensive personal private jet, but to BTS, it's their TOUR JET! Barbie's just like “I'm on vacation again guurrl!”, where as BTS are like “WE'RE ALL GOING ON TOUR!” Also, notice that the glitter is still on the plane in BTS' photo, if you look to the left of RM.
You must be wondering, ‘who would fly BTS’ plane?'. I have one answer: Pilot Barbie!

I LOVE Pilot barbie, she looks so cute. Mattel is doing a great job. I'll pray and hope for Drag queen dolls. SOMEDAY
So we need

More Ken dolls
Drag queen dolls
Lunime plushies
Lizzo doll
BLACKPINK dolls
More clothes for male dolls
Less poop toys
The Hangrees to not be successful
Less weird Monopolies
To bring Happy Nappers back (I understand that Pillow Pets were the OG, but Happy Nappers were cooler)


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passthepineapple wrote:

funnycoder wrote:

daily reminder that tf2 toys are best toys

is it bad that i somewhat agree

no it is not bad

daily reminder that tf2 toys are best toys

funnycoder wrote:

daily reminder that tf2 toys are best toys

One would have to agree with AnotherOne on this. Team Fortress 2 is a peak form of digital medium - expressing how even with two conflicting designations of One, EveryOne from each side can form bonds between their alliance and overcome DifferingOne's challenges.

As for the more common “toys”. One does not see the appeal in fecal matter simulations. EveryOne has minds capable of far more than a cheap joke with no punchline - just mere shock value and childish mentality alone. One wishes EveryOne to stand with One on this, to allow EveryOne to made a statement that One and EveryOne will not accept such poor attempts from organisations.

Ymysylo wrote:

As for the more common “toys”. One does not see the appeal in fecal matter simulations. EveryOne has minds capable of far more than a cheap joke with no punchline - just mere shock value and childish mentality alone. One wishes EveryOne to stand with One on this, to allow EveryOne to made a statement that One and EveryOne will not accept such poor attempts from organisations.

Thank you strange ARG entity sort of thing for that response.
Companies most likely are doing this because they can get away with producing products with less effort put into them for young children because “they wouldn't know better”, since putting a good amount of effort into a commercial product requires spending money, and the goal of a lot of these poop slime toys is that they've got pretty much no R&D to it, are cheap to make and have some sort of advertising campaign directed towards children with some sort of high pitched voice and kids with wow faces or something similar.

CatsUnited wrote:

Thank you strange ARG entity sort of thing for that response.

One is not an ARG, but One can see how that could be assumed…

CatsUnited wrote:

Companies most likely are doing this because they can get away with producing products with less effort put into them for young children because “they wouldn't know better”, since putting a good amount of effort into a commercial product requires spending money, and the goal of a lot of these poop slime toys is that they've got pretty much no R&D to it, are cheap to make and have some sort of advertising campaign directed towards children with some sort of high pitched voice and kids with wow faces or something similar.

One is very disappointed with this exactly. One is not sure whether it is the GovernmentOnes who have failed the YouthOnes or the educational system unto itself which has failed the YouthOnes.

One does not know - and does not have the slightest idea - how EveryOne can stop the YouthOnes from being manipulated by AdvertiserOnes. But alas, AdultOnes have this issue too, eh?

CatsUnited wrote:

Companies most likely are doing this because they can get away with producing products with less effort put into them for young children because “they wouldn't know better”, since putting a good amount of effort into a commercial product requires spending money, and the goal of a lot of these poop slime toys is that they've got pretty much no R&D to it, are cheap to make and have some sort of advertising campaign directed towards children with some sort of high pitched voice and kids with wow faces or something similar.

Here are two good examples of the wow face and high pitched voices.

Honestly, I hate poop. If The Hangrees ever did a BTS parody, I would cry. Jungkook, Jimin, Jin, V, Suga, J-Hope and RM deserve better than to be a poop toy. Their dolls are the best toys of 2019, and The Hangrees are possibly the worst. I won't be surprised if there is a poop Monopoly made before Christmas. There is also another reason I hate slime. Read the quote below:

bybb wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

Oh, and yes. I did get a BTS doll. Jungkook, to be exact. And I think he's cooler than all this poop stuff. I mean, all of the toys I grew up with had nothing to do with poop or slime (I mean I only got very little slime, as it is banned in my house).

I agree with this (also slime was banned in my house too, carpets aren't cheap and slime is impossible to get out without equally expensive cleaning equipment and chemicals unsuitable for use around children. The doggy doo slime was stuck in the carpet for years before my parents replaced it. It wasn't worth the money)

I had some slime that came in an egg when I was a kid. It was stuck in the carpet for years, until it was replaced. That was when slime was banned in my house.
You wanna know the full story about the egg slime?
I was at my school's annual fair, and I had just won on the mini hook a duck. I REEEEEAAAALLLY wanted a duck as my prize. There were no duck prizes, so I got some egg putty in yellow and purple, hoping that I could make a duck. It'd be like Play-Doh! I got it home, opened it up, and started to make my duck. But my duck was wobbling and melting, and then, IT GOT ON THE CARPET! I was so sad, I got as much of it out as possible, and covered up the remaining residue with a lid-less Moshi Monsters tin. My m(o/u)m was tidying my room, lifted the tin, then was really mad at me. And that, my friends, is how slime was banned in my house.

Now let's look at the aforementioned BTS Dolls and Hangrees Slime Pooping Parodies, side by side. Which would you rather buy?

owlannaelsa wrote:

CatsUnited wrote:

Companies most likely are doing this because they can get away with producing products with less effort put into them for young children because “they wouldn't know better”, since putting a good amount of effort into a commercial product requires spending money, and the goal of a lot of these poop slime toys is that they've got pretty much no R&D to it, are cheap to make and have some sort of advertising campaign directed towards children with some sort of high pitched voice and kids with wow faces or something similar.

Here are two good examples of the wow face and high pitched voices.

thanks for the free pain

owlannaelsa wrote:

I was at my school's annual fair, and I had just won on the mini hook a duck. I REEEEEAAAALLLY wanted a duck as my prize. There were no duck prizes, so I got some egg putty in yellow and purple, hoping that I could make a duck. It'd be like Play-Doh! I got it home, opened it up, and started to make my duck. But my duck was wobbling and melting, and then, IT GOT ON THE CARPET! I was so sad, I got as much of it out as possible, and covered up the remaining residue with a lid-less Moshi Monsters tin. My m(o/u)m was tidying my room, lifted the tin, then was really mad at me. And that, my friends, is how slime was banned in my house.

I've ruined the carpet in my house through just spilling stuff that wasn't water. I don't think I've ever brought slime into my house, and I don't think I would want to.

i cant wait for hamood habibi anime figures

owlannaelsa wrote:

passthepineapple wrote:

So we need

More Ken dolls
Drag queen dolls
Lunime plushies
Lizzo doll
BLACKPINK dolls
More clothes for male dolls
Less poop toys
The Hangrees to not be successful
Less weird Monopolies
To bring Happy Nappers back (I understand that Pillow Pets were the OG, but Happy Nappers were cooler)
The old MH dolls
Ever after high dolls to be back

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passthepineapple wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

passthepineapple wrote:

So we need

More Ken dolls
Drag queen dolls
Lunime plushies
Lizzo doll
BLACKPINK dolls
More clothes for male dolls
Less poop toys
The Hangrees to not be successful
Less weird Monopolies
To bring Happy Nappers back (I understand that Pillow Pets were the OG, but Happy Nappers were cooler)
The old MH dolls
Ever after high dolls to be back

add to the list!

Added more!

Added 2 more

One would like to request more anime-themed dolls within the WesternWorld, to address the evermore increasing problem of hatred towards AnimeOnes. Perhaps casual exposure to anime themes will lessen the hatred? One does not believe it is a major issue, yet One does see it a worthy cause

Ymysylo wrote:

passthepineapple wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

passthepineapple wrote:

So we need

More Ken dolls
Drag queen dolls
Lunime plushies
Lizzo doll
BLACKPINK dolls
More clothes for male dolls
Less poop toys
The Hangrees to not be successful
Less weird Monopolies
To bring Happy Nappers back (I understand that Pillow Pets were the OG, but Happy Nappers were cooler)
The old MH dolls, but with healthier waistlines
Ever after high dolls to be back
Anime dolls
Bunny suit outfit for Jungkook doll

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One would like to request more anime-themed dolls within the WesternWorld, to address the evermore increasing problem of hatred towards AnimeOnes. Perhaps casual exposure to anime themes will lessen the hatred? One does not believe it is a major issue, yet One does see it a worthy cause

Americans see cartoons in the same way that the Japanese see anime. It's just a predudice towards anime. Some anime, like Aggretsuko, doesn't even feature the iconic big-haired girls with those iconic eyes! And what about Ghibli movies? Aren't those from Japan? You call someone a weeb for liking something like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, but think it's fine for another person to watch something like Kiki's Delivery Service? Dont forget that Dragon Ball Z is anime too! There's anime for everyone!

Also, I'd like to bring this back up:

owlannaelsa wrote:

CatsUnited wrote:

Companies most likely are doing this because they can get away with producing products with less effort put into them for young children because “they wouldn't know better”, since putting a good amount of effort into a commercial product requires spending money, and the goal of a lot of these poop slime toys is that they've got pretty much no R&D to it, are cheap to make and have some sort of advertising campaign directed towards children with some sort of high pitched voice and kids with wow faces or something similar.

Here are two good examples of the wow face and high pitched voices.

Honestly, I hate poop. If The Hangrees ever did a BTS parody, I would cry. Jungkook, Jimin, Jin, V, Suga, J-Hope and RM deserve better than to be a poop toy. Their dolls are the best toys of 2019, and The Hangrees are possibly the worst. I won't be surprised if there is a poop Monopoly made before Christmas. There is also another reason I hate slime. Read the quote below:

bybb wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

Oh, and yes. I did get a BTS doll. Jungkook, to be exact. And I think he's cooler than all this poop stuff. I mean, all of the toys I grew up with had nothing to do with poop or slime (I mean I only got very little slime, as it is banned in my house).

I agree with this (also slime was banned in my house too, carpets aren't cheap and slime is impossible to get out without equally expensive cleaning equipment and chemicals unsuitable for use around children. The doggy doo slime was stuck in the carpet for years before my parents replaced it. It wasn't worth the money)

I had some slime that came in an egg when I was a kid. It was stuck in the carpet for years, until it was replaced. That was when slime was banned in my house.
You wanna know the full story about the egg slime?
I was at my school's annual fair, and I had just won on the mini hook a duck. I REEEEEAAAALLLY wanted a duck as my prize. There were no duck prizes, so I got some egg putty in yellow and purple, hoping that I could make a duck. It'd be like Play-Doh! I got it home, opened it up, and started to make my duck. But my duck was wobbling and melting, and then, IT GOT ON THE CARPET! I was so sad, I got as much of it out as possible, and covered up the remaining residue with a lid-less Moshi Monsters tin. My m(o/u)m was tidying my room, lifted the tin, then was really mad at me. And that, my friends, is how slime was banned in my house.

Now let's look at the aforementioned BTS Dolls and Hangrees Slime Pooping Parodies, side by side. Which would you rather buy?

Think about that question, and also, “What would society buy?”. Am I the only one here that thinks Mattel should make a bunny suit outfit for Jungkook?
Just look how each toy is presented. The BTS dolls are presented on a cool-looking stage. The Hangrees? A slimy table that's not even real.

Oh, and by the way, I found out that 88's shorts fit Jungkook! Here is Jungkook in a more casual outfit! He still has his original t-shirt and shoes, but I've done away with the blazer, and swapped out his pants for 88's shorts! What do you think?

Ymysylo wrote:

passthepineapple wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

passthepineapple wrote:

So we need

More Ken dolls
Drag queen dolls
Lunime plushies
Lizzo doll
BLACKPINK dolls
More clothes for male dolls
Less poop toys
The Hangrees to not be successful
Less weird Monopolies
To bring Happy Nappers back (I understand that Pillow Pets were the OG, but Happy Nappers were cooler)
The old MH dolls
Ever after high dolls to be back

add to the list!

Added more!

Added 2 more

One would like to request more anime-themed dolls within the WesternWorld, to address the evermore increasing problem of hatred towards AnimeOnes. Perhaps casual exposure to anime themes will lessen the hatred? One does not believe it is a major issue, yet One does see it a worthy cause

Yes! Thank you, One! Theres a channel called Dollightfull, who makes anime customs of western dolls. I've seen some new toys but those are really generalizing. I love one punch man (hehe, ONE), and I'd like to see more anime dolls! There is pullips, a brand that makes anime dolls, I think One should check it out.

I found out that 88's shorts fit Jungkook! Here is Jungkook in a more casual outfit! He still has his original t-shirt and shoes, but I've done away with the blazer, and swapped out his pants for 88's shorts! What do you think?

owlannaelsa wrote:

I found out that 88's shorts fit Jungkook! Here is Jungkook in a more casual outfit! He still has his original t-shirt and shoes, but I've done away with the blazer, and swapped out his pants for 88's shorts! What do you think?

Oh cool! I wish they made those hoop sunglasses, since i'm in love with those.

I’ve lost interest in Stikbots, but they’re still better than most modern toys.

If you don’t know, Stikbots are small poseable figures with suction cups for hands and feet. They look like this. They’re made for stop-motion animations, and there’s a ton of videos with them on YouTube! (I’ve made a lot of Stikbot videos myself but they were never any good)

there's this girl in my carpool group who has a huge collection of LOL dolls and she also has this unicorn thing and i just… *shivers from fear*

so long story short, new toys are C R E E P Y.

(oh btw that girl is in first grade not my age because if she was i would concerned for her lol)

Dan-The-Squid wrote:

I’ve lost interest in Stikbots, but they’re still better than most modern toys.

If you don’t know, Stikbots are small poseable figures with suction cups for hands and feet. They look like this. They’re made for stop-motion animations, and there’s a ton of videos with them on YouTube! (I’ve made a lot of Stikbot videos myself but they were never any good)

Those toys remind me a bit of the old stickman animations I used to watch when I first found out about Youtube around 2009-10, except the stickman I saw were not IRL but done on a computer, mainly made in a program called “Pivot” and often featured them doing whatever inside a person's desktop. I remember watching Animator vs Animation III when that video was new.