ResExsention wrote:

~snip~
Yep.

Anyway:

1: Mobile Task Force Delta-8 (“Extra Special Expungatory Squad”) is just an MTF I made up. It's supposed to be an MTF that deals with information breaches, or if the general public finds out about the Foundation and it's related to me. They are also my personal bodyguards because now I'm Director Res, not Dr. Res.
2: Yep, that's MTF Delta-8.
3: Regalis is a Finnish person who made the game SCP: Containment Breach. It's a free horror game where you're an unlucky D Class who is in the middle of a containment breach at Site-19.
4: Eskobar is a senior staff member of the SCP wiki.
5: It's a Group of Interest (GoI). The Foundation is not the only one messing with the anomalous. Dr. Wondertainment is kind of like Hasbro: they make anomalous games, and threaten to put them in stores if the Foundation doesn't do anything.
6: Some SCP-001 thing that @Dan-The-Squid made.
7: It's essentially a picture that kills you if you look at it. The Foundation uses them to kill people who are snooping the database (the actual pictures on the wiki can't kill you, though).
8: EXd is actually Dr. 1X4. This refers to @14152cool. There is also Dr. 1S4, who is the Shark Punching Center version.
9:I'm not sure…
10: Another Group of Interest. This time, it's the Global Occult Coalition. Both them and the Foundation are rivals.
11: A Group of Interest known as the Chaos Insurgency. They are a group of Foundation MTF that decided that the Foundation sucked, so they made their own group.
12: SCP-4994 is a basin that has a portal to an alternate dimension. In that alternate dimension, the Foundation pretty much annexed every other GoI and made itself the king of the world. However, for some reason everybody respects the Foundation.
13: Also a Group of Interest. The Serpent's Hand wants to tell everyone about the anomalous. The Foundation, GOC, and CI actually teamed up to try to stop the Serpent's Hand.
14: SCP-001. It's what you think it is. The Foundation has an SCP-001 to give staff a sense of purpose, however there is no actual SCP-001. The O5 Council was lying. There are a lot of proposals made by different writers trying to become SCP-001.
15: SCP-2000 is a facility in Yellowstone that can create humans. This is useful because if all of humanity dies, more can just be created with this.
16: The acronym for the Special Containment Procedures Foundation. Or, the SCP Foundation.
17: Anomalous items have object classes. The standard classes are Safe (does nothing if you leave it alone. They can also be quite helpful (such as SCP-105 or SCP-500)), Euclid (unpredicatable and can be dangerous), and Keter (extremely dangerous and difficult to contain). I have a post somewhere that details the object classes.
18: The Foundation is bossed by a group known as the O5 Council. They have level 5 clearance and know everything about the Foundation. They are O5-1 to O5-13. O5-100 is just a joke of mine.
19: O5-1
20: An extra bit of information added after something.
21: Dr. Bright is a really good author of the wiki and a character in the canon. In the story, he dies when SCP-076-2 kills him, but he somehow got an amulet that has his personality. Everyone who wears this amulet gets the traits and personality of Dr. Bright. He was promoted to Director because he was pretty much immortal.
22: SCP-963 is the amulet that has the personality of Director Bright.
23: This is a troll. This is also the name of the color scheme used on the wiki.
24: I am a toaster. When you talk about me, you always refer to me in first person for some reason. Essentially, I am a toaster. I can toast stuff like normal toasters. If you stay near me for a long time, you think you're a toaster, too. You start gouging yourself with bread and die because you ate too much bread.
25: An SCP. I forgot.
26: Yep, this is a joke SCP.
27: SCP-1000 is Big Foot. I haven't read it.

lol, hope that answers your questions

RexExsention wrote:

Yes, you are Dr. EZ. Welcome to Site-2 million. I am Director Res, and I hope you enjoy any future containment breaches we have.

Items currently in containment at Site-2 million:

• SCP-100000-J
  

EZ-Games wrote:

RexExsention wrote:

Yes, you are Dr. EZ. Welcome to Site-2 million. I am Director Res, and I hope you enjoy any future containment breaches we have.

Items currently in containment at Site-2 million:

• SCP-100000-J
  

Oh yay, breaches.

ResExsention wrote:

EZ-Games wrote:

RexExsention wrote:

Yes, you are Dr. EZ. Welcome to Site-2 million. I am Director Res, and I hope you enjoy any future containment breaches we have.

Items currently in containment at Site-2 million:

• SCP-100000-J
  

Oh yay, breaches.

Heh, ye–

*alarms begin to blare*
PA: Attention! Site-2 million is currently undergoing a single Apollyon level containment breach! No lockdown initiated, it's hopelesssssssss!

–ye ,heH

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
Oh yay, breaches.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
Oh yay, breaches.

O5: I do not think any member should like most of the containment breaches in here.
MTF: Yeah, but anyways… ALARM! DR. NAMMY'S TROLLS ARE BACK! GET THE BEST…
Dr. Nammy: Oh please, I swear I have no trolls today.
MTF: Am I supposed to believe that?
The MTF looks at O5.
O5: Maybe not. Maybe? Doctor, we already investigated the matter about the Class-D member SCP outbreak. The SCP's are back in their breaches now and we're sure it's not…
Dr. Nammy: Alas, that is not my problem. I was eavesdropping -
MTF: WHAT?!
Dr. Nammy: - your conversation and I wanted to say there is one person who really likes the containment breaches. That newbie, Dr. EX!
O5: WHAT?! wait did I hear alarms

The End

14152cool wrote:

4X1 - .niaga og ew ereh ,epirc ,ho

ResExsention wrote:

~snip~
The O5 Council are in Site-01. There are no SCPs contained in Site-01, and the Council are the first to be evacuated if a containment breach happens.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

14152cool wrote:

4X1 - .niaga og ew ereh ,epirc ,ho

Dr. Nammy: Who in the world is…
O5: 4X1, stop blabbering!
Dr. Nammy: …yeah that

Lol the end

ResExsention wrote:

~snip~
If you don't know which council member to mention, you can use O5-█ or O5-██, or just use O5-100.

EDIT: Also, the O5 have an entire MTF squad as bodyguards (MTF Alpha-1 “Red's Right Hand”) so there techinically isn't a reason for them to carry guns.

EZ-Games wrote:

I am personal friends with O5-100.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

ResExsention wrote:

~snip~
If you don't know which council member to mention, you can use O5-█ or O5-██, or just use O5-100.

EDIT: Also, the O5 have an entire MTF squad as bodyguards (MTF Alpha-1 “Red's Right Hand”) so there techinically isn't a reason for them to carry guns.

Oh. I will try to remember O5-█! lol…
Who is MTF Alpha-1 and what does he do?

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
I thought that was a group.

Nambaseking01 wrote:

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
I thought that was a group.

The MTF and the O5 Council? They are groups, I am just stating random members from them.

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
Ohh ok.

14152cool wrote:

I like to think 1X4's namebadge reads “not sane since 1986.”

What about 346?

Nambaseking01 wrote:

Who is MTF Alpha-1 and what does he do?

Nambaseking01 wrote:

EZ-Games wrote:

~snip~
Ohh ok.

It is normal that you do not understand some things in the start - ask Res how crazy I was or am. ;P

EZ-Games wrote:

I thought that was a group.
This is probably me not knowing what I am talking about…

ResExsention wrote:

Senior Researcher Tuwos: Yeah, I know nothing about key card locks. I have level 4, but oh well.
Dr. 1X4: Well?
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[REDACTED] has been demoted to D Class, and was lost to SCP-███.