The SCP Foundation (Special Containment Procedures!)

ResExsention

14152cool wrote:
Yeah, I saw 999-E. Maybe it's from the universe with the shark punching center.

heh

Dr. Res: SCP-999 is just an adorable, cute being that totally won't kill you!
PA: Attention. SCP-999-E will now be introduced to SCP-999.
One second later.
Dr. Res: Ahhhhh! Nobody hug SCP-999 anymore! It's going to hurt you!

You know what? I kind of feel like writing a GoI format:

Extra Special Expungement Firm

The ESEF is an organization previously not known the Foundation, and is operated by unknown individuals. Part of our lack of information is because the ESEF is anomalously capable of replacing every mention of them with [DATA EXPUNGED]. Due to this, no contact has ever been established, and the only reason why this document hasn't been expunged either is because of the presence of Dr. 1X4, who anomalously prevents its expungement.

Yeah, that was terrible. I could probably improve it but not right now.

14152cool

Imagine every instance of actually being a mention of the ESEF.

I wonder how 173 does its things to necks without movable arms.

ResExsention

14152cool wrote:
Imagine every instance of actually being a mention of the ESEF.

I wonder how 173 does its things to necks without movable arms.

It's hands are stuck forward.

It probably just punches you by ramming into you at high speed.

Or it gives you a hug. It's arms are in a position to do that.

That explains the apparent flight of people after they get attacked by SCP-173

Oh!

Who of you read SCP-504? I just loved it!

14152cool

OH GOD I FORGOT TO MAKE A SCP 504 JOKE WHEN YOU MENTIONED THE SPC MTFS

I was originally going to say “Dr. Res spontaneously gets hit with a tomato traveling at 125 m/h.”

but then peanut question.

ResExsention

Name: Dr. Res
Joke: The Shark Punching Center has a nine fingered fist that it uses to nine fingered throttle sharks.

The entire tomato plant unloaded all of its tomatoes at Dr. Res, each clocking [REDACTED] km/h.

Post joke: Ahhh! Tomatoes! You're joking, right?

A tomato somehow manifested and hit Dr. Res at a speed of [REDACTED] km/h.

Post super joke: See? I'm immortal.

A tomato manifested and began to glow a brilliant white, and clocked Dr. Res at [REDACTED] km/h, [DATA EXPUNGED]

Dr. Res is expected to make a full recovery within the next five minutes.
Note from Dr. 1X4: oof

14152cool wrote:
but then peanut question.

Yeah. peanut rams into you hard. No need to move its arms.

It's like pointing your fist at a shark, and then running at it with your fist still outstretched.

akothari11

move (10) steps

pen down

14152cool

Later that day…

Input: One SCP-504 tomato
Setting: Very fine
Output: One tomato glowing a brilliant white. No reaction to bad jokes. When thrown, tomato spontaneously underwent an ablation event similar to those experienced by 1X4-J.
God [EXPLETIVE] how am I going to find it now? - Dr. 1X4

14152cool

akothari11 wrote:
move (10) steps
pen down

Aye, no blockspam here.

ResExsention

akothari11 wrote:
move (10) steps
pen down

Please do not spam. This thread is for discussing the SCP Foundation, not Scratchblocks…

You know what? Brand new SCP!

Item #: SCP-SB-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Totally not applicable
Description: SCP-SC-J appears to take the form of Scratchblocks, used on the Scratch forums. [DATA EXPUNGED]

Note from Dr. Res: I don't feel like writing this. I'll just fake an expungement and come back to it later.
Note from Dr. Oof: Reminds me of SCP-_____-J
Note from Dr. Res: -_____-

Tomato hit Dr. Res travelling at 999999999 km/h. No damage.
Note from Dr. Res: Ha ha! I didn't say “I'm immortal to you”, didn't I?

Like in a previous test, a tomato began to glow a brilliant white and hit Dr. Res at [REDACTED] km/h. Expect a full recovery in a week.
Note from Dr. Oof: oof oof oof oof oof

Dr. Oof has been fired from the Foundation.

14152cool

Earlier that day…

Input: Same as above test
Setting: Same as above test
Output: One tomato about 20 centimeters larger than the previous. Glows much more intensely. When thrown, tomato spontaneously underwent ablation event.
I stuck a GPS receiver in the thing, so I'll be able to find the darn thing. What? No signal? [EXPLETIVE] - Dr. 1X4

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ResExsention

14152cool wrote:
Earlier that day…
Input: Same as above test
Setting: Same as above test
Output: One tomato about 20 centimeters larger than the previous. Glows much more intensely. When thrown, tomato spontaneously underwent ablation event.
I stuck a GPS receiver in the thing, so I'll be able to find the darn thing. What? No signal? [EXPLETIVE] - Dr. 1X4

We should put SCP-426 in 914 on Fine.

O5-14: Denied.

What? Why?

O5-14: Because we don't want to turn everyone in Site-██ into “toasters”.

Note: This test was unauthorized.
Name: Dr. Res
Items: SCP-426; the 1X4 Brand MicroHID

Input: The aforementioned items.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unchanged SCP-426 Upon opening the output booth, Dr. Res became affected by SCP-426. He blew open the blast door with an HID blast from his body, and proceeded to take out every security agent who tried to stop him. Dr. Res attempted to blast SCP-504, only to be clocked by several glowing white tomatoes traveling at [REDACTED]. Dr. Res has been demoted to D Class and is currently the containment medium of SCP-682, as he is currently locked in battle with it. SCP-426 was recovered by a robot and upgraded to Keter.
Note: At ██:██ PM, Dr. Res mysteriously demanifested from the testing chamber where he was fighting, [ABLATION EVENT]
Note: Dr. Res is now the Site Director of Area-354.
Note from Dr. Res: I've always wanted to mess with SCP-354!

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14152cool

Dr. Res: Excuse me, what are you doing with 354?
Dr. 1X4: Skipping rocks like any normal person would.

ResExsention

14152cool wrote:
Dr. Res: Excuse me, what are you doing with 354?
Dr. 1X4: Skipping rocks like any normal person would.

Security agents rushed onto the catwalks, and ordered Dr. 1X4 to “get yourself over the walls”. Dr. 1X4 refused, and caused an ablation event, warping away. Due to the weight of the security officers, the catwalks collapsed into SCP-354. At this point, a vast horde of SCP-354-1 proceeded to rise out of the pool, and began tearing at the walls. The few guards who didn't fall into the pool were unable to hold them at bay. Director Res and as many staff as possible were evacuated, and the nuke was detonated. SCP-354 has not been destroyed. All efforts are to be redirected at recontaining SCP-354.

Note: The world is currently undergoing an XK-Class end of the world scenario, due to the fact that SCP-354 hasn't stopped releasing massive hordes of SCP-354-1. Saturation nuclear bombing begins, and amnesiacs are administered to as many people as possible by the joint effort of the SCPF and GOC.

Note: On ██/██/████, a prominent news agency hosted a brand new show, “The nuclear bombings of northern Canada”, featuring interviews with multiple witnesses, as well as images of SCP-354-1 instances and the logos of the Foundation and several prominent GoIs. Foundation agents shut down the news agency, but not before it could be broadcasted.
O5-█: The secrecy of the Foundation has been compromised. Let 2317 reign.
On ██/██/████, every Foundation staff, as well as those of other GoIs retreated into SCP-2722 (after negotiating with the Black Rabbit Company) as well as the combined pool of their space vehicles and D-Class personnel let SCP-2317 free. Before leaving, Dr. ████ broadcasted a message across all forms of media, containing the following:

“The Scarlet King will come and save you from the weird black things that are taking over the world! Stand by.”

Mass panic. The space fleet lifts off safely, and escapes into outer space, just as the ground bursts open an SCP-2317 crawls out. Its laughs can be heard as the hyperspace drives engage. [DATA EXPUNGED]

Note from Dr. ██████: Whew, that was close. Let's not do that again.
Note from Dr. ██: It's too late, Doctor. We've already done it.

Containment of SCP-2317 is now a top priority, for all of us. Let's set aside our differences for once, because if that monster somehow escapes we're all done for. Not just me, but you too. First, though, we've got to find a planet to live on, hopefully with no aliens, because that would be bad…!

EDIT BY DR. 1X4: THIS IS FAKE. WHO FABRICATED THIS? THERE WAS NEVER AN XK [ABLATION EVENT]

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Christiankid132

ResExsention wrote:
Christiankid132 wrote:
I recommend this thread to be closed and erased. This site is literally “Curiosity kills the cat”. I was myself really interested in creepypasta concepts of the page, but as deeper you get, the creepier it becomes. I saw some extremely disturbing SCPs that I don't wanna think about. I have no idea why this thread is on a kid's website. Move to ROBLOX if you wanna get a community strong enough for this. If you are new to this foundation, please leave and don't look at it. You will regret it and have nightmares. I'm not joking. I actually had nightmares from this site, and I am almost 15. Please watch it when you will be older if you really want, or better don't watch at all. I would want honestly to get amnestics to forget about the foundation, but there are not any. I'm begging all of you. Remove this thread and do not talk about it.

We had warned you. Do not search it up. I stressed it so much in the first page, and we took extreme care to expunge everything wrong and to not link to the site. We stopped you from directly getting access to the site from here, but there's nothing we can do externally.. Wait

You're asking for amnestics?

I got you. Class A just for you.

*fills a spray bottle*
*sprays it in your face*
Here. That's all you need.

I'm sorry if we offended you. You were never supposed to visit the page.

I did not search it up. I know this site for about a year now. I just recommend this thread to be removed entirely from this site. If you say to not go there, kids will from curiosity go here. Remove this and don't talk about it. This way no one will know this even exists.

ResExsention

Christiankid132 wrote:
ResExsention wrote:
Christiankid132 wrote:
I recommend this thread to be closed and erased. This site is literally “Curiosity kills the cat”. I was myself really interested in creepypasta concepts of the page, but as deeper you get, the creepier it becomes. I saw some extremely disturbing SCPs that I don't wanna think about. I have no idea why this thread is on a kid's website. Move to ROBLOX if you wanna get a community strong enough for this. If you are new to this foundation, please leave and don't look at it. You will regret it and have nightmares. I'm not joking. I actually had nightmares from this site, and I am almost 15. Please watch it when you will be older if you really want, or better don't watch at all. I would want honestly to get amnestics to forget about the foundation, but there are not any. I'm begging all of you. Remove this thread and do not talk about it.

We had warned you. Do not search it up. I stressed it so much in the first page, and we took extreme care to expunge everything wrong and to not link to the site. We stopped you from directly getting access to the site from here, but there's nothing we can do externally.. Wait

You're asking for amnestics?

I got you. Class A just for you.

*fills a spray bottle*
*sprays it in your face*
Here. That's all you need.

I'm sorry if we offended you. You were never supposed to visit the page.
I did not search it up. I know this site for about a year now. I just recommend this thread to be removed entirely from this site. If you say to not go there, kids will from curiosity go here. Remove this and don't talk about it. This way no one will know this even exists.

That's the issue.

I made this thread because I noticed a lot of references to SCP lore on Scratch. There's a few people with SCP related icons, some SCP projects, I even have an SCP related project currently in unplayable alpha, and I don't plan on deleting it because I pretty much have a large amount of art and sound assets all ready for it, so I don't want to let my work go to waste. Obviously I'm keeping it appropriate but it still references the SCP Foundation.

I just wanted to give a place where people could discuss them without getting pointed out for an off topic discussion or anything. As I said, we are extremely careful to only discuss the lighter side of the Foundation, and there are tons of expungements to make sure that people can take inspiration from their projects.

14152cool

Input: One 1X4 brand MicroHID, one version of Dr. 1X4 from an alternate universe
It's okay, people. Nobody will know that I'm doing this. - Both 1X4s
Setting: Very fine
Output: 1X4 was unchanged. The MicroHID was integrated into his left arm, fully functional with an anomalous power source.
Sweet, you got an electric arm now! Wait, I don't have one… - 1X4 prime
Well, that's a shame. 1X4 out! - Alternate 1X4

ResExsention

14152cool wrote:
Input: One 1X4 brand MicroHID, one version of Dr. 1X4 from an alternate universe
It's okay, people. Nobody will know that I'm doing this. - Both 1X4s
Setting: Very fine
Output: 1X4 was unchanged. The MicroHID was integrated into his left arm, fully functional with an anomalous power source.
Sweet, you got an electric arm now! Wait, I don't have one… - 1X4 prime
Well, that's a shame. 1X4 out! - Alternate 1X4

At this point, Director Res blew open the blast doors with a blast of a HID. [ABLATION EVENT]

[EXPUNGED BY ESEF]

14152cool

Dr. 1X4: Hey, why's [EXPUNGED BY ESEF]? And why did you blow down the door [EXPUNGED BY ESEF]? You're going to have to pay for that! Doy, mentioning the ESEF is hard…

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ResExsention

[ABLATION EVENT]

Alarms begin to sound, and several security doors slide shut, signifying a breach of external forces. Director Res and Dr. 1X4, as well as all the other staff present, turn towards the door.

Dr. 1X4: See Res? Why'd you do that?

At this point, a wave of diamonds rushed the corner and began to round towards the gathered staff.

SD: Ahhh! Open fire!

To no avail, security officers open fire. The diamond wave rushes on. Director Res seems unfazed.

[ABLATION EVENT]

All staff get impacted by the wave of diamonds.

[ABLATION EVENT]

The diamonds fade away, and a door labeled Res Brand Blast Double Sliding Door covers the entrance to the 914 testing chamber.

Dr. 1X4: Oh.
SD: Cool. We just got attacked by a wave of diamonds.

Director Res slides his card into the slot and the door slides open.

Director Res: Well? Test concluded.

14152cool

Dr. 1X4: Congratulations, a wave of anomalous diamonds constructed us a new door. I am somewhat amused. And confused. Wait, where did they come from?

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