Discuss Scratch

powercon5
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

Scratch clearly has way to many members and not enough server resources. Just look at the latest statistics. https://scratch.mit.edu/statistics/ I have a solution. Together I think we could find the 6 infinity blocks, to help our saviour, Thanos cat to snap away half of the current scratchers. At random. Dispassionate, fair. The popular and unpopular alike. Even the Scratch team. This is the only way to save Scratchm and restore balance.

Last edited by powercon5 (April 1, 2019 17:22:58)

PrincessFlowerTV
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

Total support! Why hasn't Scratch done this yet? And think of the consequences; I can't think of any, can you?

powercon5
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

PrincessFlowerTV wrote:

Total support! Why hasn't Scratch done this yet? And think of the consequences; I can't think of any, can you?

The new Scratchers joining have know nothing but full projects and clear code. It will be a paradise!
NilsTheBest
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

I agree - this is the only solution.
Botcho_Otkho
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA
oh no 60 secs
powercon5
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA
oh no 60 secs
Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!
Botcho_Otkho
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

powercon5 wrote:

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA
oh no 60 secs
Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!
YAY
oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule
powercon5
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

powercon5 wrote:

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA
oh no 60 secs
Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!
YAY
oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule
If we keep banning Scratchers… We can post as fast as we want!
NilsTheBest
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

powercon5 wrote:

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

powercon5 wrote:

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA
oh no 60 secs
Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!
YAY
oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule
If we keep banning Scratchers… We can post as fast as we want!
As fast as my internet speed?
Flipped_
Scratcher
500+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

We can save up more energy units this way >
powercon5
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

NilsTheBest wrote:

powercon5 wrote:

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

powercon5 wrote:

Botcho_Otkho wrote:

SUPPORTT ITS GREET IDEA
oh no 60 secs
Don't worry! After the snap that will become 30 seconds!
YAY
oh no 12.68732853283 secs rule
If we keep banning Scratchers… We can post as fast as we want!
As fast as my internet speed?
Your internet is 3 times faster than mine.


Flipped_ wrote:

We can save up more energy units this way >
Got to have those energy units!
Wahsp
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

snap
TM2125
Scratcher
500+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

Wahsp wrote:

snap
no u
muellly
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?

Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?

Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.
-Accio-
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

Supprot!
Then they could remove cloud data limits and the 50MB project limit.
TM2125
Scratcher
500+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

-Accio- wrote:

Supprot!
Then they could remove cloud data limits and the 50MB project limit.
then they could remove scratc team too
Dan-The-Squid
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

muellly wrote:

Or ask the almighty lord Helix.
Lord Helix is an insult to all ammonites, including Andy the Ammonite (who is a toy ammonite I have), the villain of a comic book I have yet to make, the ammonite that appeared in the Spongebob episode where Squidward went back in time, the Ammo Knights shop from Splatoon and Splatoon 2, etc.
AFNNetworkK12
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

No support.
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powercon5
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

muellly wrote:

Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?

Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?

Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.
Who would win.
Thanos with the infinity gauntlet and 6 infinity blocks.
vs
One helix boi
calulord
Scratcher
100+ posts

Ban half of all scratchers.

muellly wrote:

Nah. Thanos is 4/10 too much effort to find infinity blocks and not enough floof. What we should do is get a bunch of Yveltals and let them run around scratch because it's much more kid friendly. Who doesn't love fluffy animals?

Or we could simply give a super mushroom to King K.Rool and have him use his final smash. You only need 2 items instead of 6, or 1 if the final smash meter is on. Since the laser is big enough to blow up DK isle a bigger laser should blow up half the world. The kiddos love cute animals like crocodiles, right?

Or we could write down the name of every scratcher and get an automatic vacuum cleaner and let it decide who should get banned. Or ask the almighty magic 8 ball. Or ask the almighty lord Helix.
You should’ve gone for the profile picture.

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