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- CatsUnited
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hi guys!Yes. Yes they are better.the roblox videos are better imoSpeaking of Youtube i'm actually a Youtuber! Please subscribe to Shogunyan999 and don't make fun of me just because I only have 15 subscribers.i love your videos, “$1.07 MILK AND CHOCOLATE MILK AT WALMART?!” was my favourite one and i don't even have walmart in my country
today we are trolling #####
- nickeljorn
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The Ballad Of Jeff:
Viewer 1: You know, I never really thought of Jeff that way that whole time. It really takes a different kind of courage to power through like that without even having PSI!
Heck, I don't think Paula can even tie her shoes without PSI…
Paula Roleplaying Account (Viewer 2): Us psychics just don't get enough credit
Viewer 3: Paula's gonna need to pray for a good comeback for that burn.
Viewer 2: I'll have you know that while I PREFER using telekinesis to tie my shoes, I am perfectly capable of doing the same with my hands.
Viewer 2: Actually, it's pretty much the same since many years ago we had to establish a “know psychic powers during school” incident when I was nine due to an unfortunate fire related incident (?)…. But sometimes if I reaally don't get a math problem, some minds have to be read. (??)
Jeff Roleplaying Account (Viewer 4): Hey, you haven't read my mind right! (???)
Viewer 5: i just reliesed that the characters from earthbound had last names, huh, i feel dumb
Viewer 6: Kumatora would do terrible in school, if she could ever go. The constant swearing won't help her case. (????) Just hope there's not any math tests, otherwise it's PK Starstorm time. (?????)
The bold parts were added in by me
It’s been almost three months and this comment chain still baffles me
Last edited by nickeljorn (Dec. 29, 2018 15:55:45)
- NotSoSuperSaiyan
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CatsUnited…. You have earned my trust. j-just dont troll me. please add some of your projects to my place. I love your work.Yes. Yes they are better.the roblox videos are better imoSpeaking of Youtube i'm actually a Youtuber! Please subscribe to Shogunyan999 and don't make fun of me just because I only have 15 subscribers.i love your videos, “$1.07 MILK AND CHOCOLATE MILK AT WALMART?!” was my favourite one and i don't even have walmart in my country
also how do you NOT have a walmart in your country?
- NotSoSuperSaiyan
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Speaking of Youtube i'm actually a Youtuber! Please subscribe to Shogunyan999 and don't make fun of me just because I only have 15 subscribers.I love your videos! bruh the milk in my walmart is 0.99!
- nickeljorn
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CatsUnited…. You have earned my trust. j-just dont troll me. please add some of your projects to my place. I love your work.Yes. Yes they are better.the roblox videos are better imoSpeaking of Youtube i'm actually a Youtuber! Please subscribe to Shogunyan999 and don't make fun of me just because I only have 15 subscribers.i love your videos, “$1.07 MILK AND CHOCOLATE MILK AT WALMART?!” was my favourite one and i don't even have walmart in my country
also how do you NOT have a walmart in your country?
Well, some places (Such as my town) don’t have Walmart because they lower their prices to compete with other businesses so much, they drive those businesses out of business.
- NotSoSuperSaiyan
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That's the economy for ya. In other words i guess you could say its just like war! How so? Well ….CatsUnited…. You have earned my trust. j-just dont troll me. please add some of your projects to my place. I love your work.Yes. Yes they are better.the roblox videos are better imoSpeaking of Youtube i'm actually a Youtuber! Please subscribe to Shogunyan999 and don't make fun of me just because I only have 15 subscribers.i love your videos, “$1.07 MILK AND CHOCOLATE MILK AT WALMART?!” was my favourite one and i don't even have walmart in my country
also how do you NOT have a walmart in your country?
Well, some places (Such as my town) don’t have Walmart because they lower their prices to compete with other businesses so much, they drive those businesses out of business.
Its the other businesses vs the others, Lowering their prices is like lowering their guard down. The more they lower the less they become aware they are hurting their workers.While the other business may notice what the other is doing so they will rise the prices a little bit. and the other's employees will leave and go find a new job where they earn more for less. And soon. SNAP! The other business those employees left will soon have to cut off its only reaming employees, forcing their business to shut down while the other thrives.
- PrincessPanda_test_
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City Escape (Classic) - Sonic Generations [OST]
when the police find out you stole their chiefs donuts
(replying to above)
DeadlyBomb Productions cough cough sonic movie plot cOUgh
(replying to above)
sonic the juvenile delinquent?
Last edited by PrincessPanda_test_ (Jan. 16, 2019 00:27:31)
- PrincessPanda_test_
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Oishii Oishii - Just Dance 2017 - Full Gameplay 5 Stars
roses are red
violets are blue
the tittle was english
i was hoping the comments were too.
(replying to above)
from now on it is important to read the channel's name xd
bc Humberto Contreras doesn't even sound English haha
Last edited by PrincessPanda_test_ (Jan. 18, 2019 00:35:42)
- RightArrow
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but first we need to talk about parallel universeswhich saves 3 framesIt also crashes paper marioI remember one time I watched part 2 of a giltchfest for Super Mario Sunshine, and there was this one glitch where you could stop Yoshi from eating a fruit and it would come back the next time you tried to eat something. The comments were full of comments about “do x and you still get the fruit back!”Getting the fruit back + killing the mystery goomba = you get stuck in the air
Did someone call?
- EeveeLegends
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Eight Melodies nightcore
MY SONG!MeloDies - w - I'm Meloettchu and my nickname if I die is MeloDies xD
MeloDies - w - I'm Meloettchu and my nickname if I die is MeloDies xDomg so awesome I wish I had psi and knew ninten
- zafzaf
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This is unrelated but I finally got a YT account
- CatsUnited
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This is unrelated but I finally got a YT accountk
- NotSoSuperSaiyan
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I was watching the sunflower music video and I found this gem.
“When Swea starts singing: autotune has entered the chat When Post Malone starts singing: Autotune has left the chat”
I sadly agree.
“When Swea starts singing: autotune has entered the chat When Post Malone starts singing: Autotune has left the chat”
I sadly agree.
- CatsUnited
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I was watching the sunflower music video and I found this gem.quavo takes it to the next level - he sounds autotuned even during interviews
“When Swea starts singing: autotune has entered the chat When Post Malone starts singing: Autotune has left the chat”
I sadly agree.
- Ryrie36
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In the Bee Movie Film Theory (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQMciy2QLOs), there's a bunch of ridiculous comments, but this one takes the cake.
The Bee Movie trailer but every time the color yellow is shown we are number one plays but for every three we are number ones it's the legend 27 but for every 3 Legend 27 Wario's body gets switched with Waluigi limbs but for every three times Waluigi limbs gets switched than the entire Young and the Restless show plays but every episode of Young and the Restless it's Doctor Who but for every minute of Doctor Who it's everyday bro but everytime it says the word bro then the entire game theorist Channel and gets played but every time matpat makes a cringey or unnecessary joke than that speeds up before every three times that speeds up its Squidward dabbing but every 16 x Squidward dabs it's the entire Pokemon theme song but for every time the Pokemon theme song has a Pokemon then the entire Shrek movie plays but every time it says All Star then all 5 Ice Age movies play but every second the color beige is shown then it's the Toy Story movie but for every time the color green is shown in the Toy Story movie every single video on gets played backwards but every second in every video then the entire series of a series and Unfortunate Events gets played before every single episodes The Next Episode to get reverse to but every time in episode gets reversed its The Simpsons but every time and Simpson episode plays then it's the legend 27 the Dank Edition but every three times the Dank Edition gets played then someone reads the Bee Movie script but everytime the word bee gets shown then then it's the entire greatest showman movie but for every time the color red is shown in a frame then you have to watch all of Donald Trump's speeches but for every word Donald Trump says it is the entire Hobbit movie but for every time a character showing The Hobbit It's the entire Lord of the Rings but for every time a character showing the Lord of the Rings it's The Fellowship of the Rings and for every single character that is shown in the Fellowship of the Rings then it's orange justice but for every 19 orange Justice then it's some dude flossing but for every time his arms cross then it's SpongeBob singing I'm a Goofy Goober yeah and every 39 X it's the entire Regular Show series before every season it's adventure time but for every episode of Adventure Time It's Jake winning at Card Wars but every time he pulls out a new card then it's Crash Bandicoot saying whoa every 3 times crash says whoa it's all 6 Sharknado movies but each time a shark is mentioned it is the entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episodes of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SponegBob played backwards but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre every season of Lazytown is played out of order but every time Robbi Rotten says the words villian or disguise every Roblox video on the internet plays in chronological order but every time someone in the video schreeches every movie featuring Paul Blart or Adam Sandler plays in order of how I rate them but every time a stupid punchline is said the entire screen fades to a transluminescent indigo color for thirty minutes before big smoke takes two and a half hours to order but every time he says the word “I'll” the entirety of human history is recited by Danny Devito but every time he emphasizes a certain word entirety of “It's always sunny in Phildelphia” plays backwards but every microsecond the entirety of Abraham Lincoln's life is played in reverse in the fourth dimension but every time a time rift appears within the fourth dimension Robbie Rotten appears and says his classic “Don't let your kids watch it” at 0.00000000000063% speed but every time he finishes saying a letter the every film produced from 1980-1983 plays but every time a bad camera angle is noticed a Asian man screams whilst attempting to down 3 gallons of tobacco sauce but every time he stops to catch his breath all of human history is rewritten when Jesus dies during childbirth but every time a Jew mentions currency the 12th dimension rips a hole in the screen and attempts to devour your very being quantum fiber by quantum fibre before recreating your feeble structure within a holding cell meant to capture the energy contained within human beings akin to that of “The Matrix” but once Neo appears the entire screen goes a heavy shade of green and the audio is boosted by 918572948398385% but when he usus one of his superpowers fottage of a filed mine test during WWII plays but the shockwave hitting the camera is replaced by footage of nuclear bombs being dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki in order but each time the color yellow appears all the game walkthroughs play but each time there is blood it plays every disney movie but each time the color white appears the same thing repeats as much as the amount of seconds that will be in the entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episodes of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SponegBob played backwards but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre every season of Lazytown is played out of order but every time Robbi Rotten says the words villian or disguise every Roblox video on the internet plays in chronological order but every time someone in the video schreeches every movie featuring Paul Blart or Adam Sandler plays in order of how I rate them but every time a stupid punchline is said the entire screen fades to a transluminescent indigo color for thirty minutes before big smoke takes two and a half hours to order but every time he says the word “I'll” the entirety of human history is recited by Danny Devito but every time he emphasizes a certain word entirety of “It's always sunny in Phildelphia” plays backwards but every microsecond the entirety of Abraham Lincoln's life is played in reverse in the fourth dimension but every time a time rift appears within the fourth dimension Robbie Rotten appears and says his classic “Don't let your kids watch it” at 0.00000000000063% speed but every time he finishes saying a letter the every film produced from 1980-1983 plays but every time a bad camera angle is noticed a Asian man screams whilst attempting to down 3 gallons of tobacco sauce but every time he stops to catch his breath all of human history is rewritten when Jesus dies during childbirth but every time a Jew mentions currency the 12th dimension rips a hole in the screen and attempts to devour your very being quantum fiber by quantum fibre before recreating your feeble structure within a holding cell meant to capture the energy contained within human beings akin to that of “The Matrix” but once Neo appears the entire screen goes a heavy shade of green and the audio is boosted by 918572948398385% but when he usus one of his superpowers fottage of a filed mine test during WWII plays but the shockwave hitting the camera is replaced by footage of nuclear bombs being dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki in order, but every second and third time it plays it plays the Harry Potter series but each time Harry Potter is mentioned or seen, it repeats to the last Harry Potter the amount of minutes that are in the movie, but every time Harry says a magic spell, the entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episodes of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SponegBob played backwards but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre the entire universe's history plays in real-time but every time there is a hydrogen atom on the “frame”, it repeats to the last time it showed one times the amount of seconds in all the Harry Potter films.
Mamma mia!
The Bee Movie trailer but every time the color yellow is shown we are number one plays but for every three we are number ones it's the legend 27 but for every 3 Legend 27 Wario's body gets switched with Waluigi limbs but for every three times Waluigi limbs gets switched than the entire Young and the Restless show plays but every episode of Young and the Restless it's Doctor Who but for every minute of Doctor Who it's everyday bro but everytime it says the word bro then the entire game theorist Channel and gets played but every time matpat makes a cringey or unnecessary joke than that speeds up before every three times that speeds up its Squidward dabbing but every 16 x Squidward dabs it's the entire Pokemon theme song but for every time the Pokemon theme song has a Pokemon then the entire Shrek movie plays but every time it says All Star then all 5 Ice Age movies play but every second the color beige is shown then it's the Toy Story movie but for every time the color green is shown in the Toy Story movie every single video on gets played backwards but every second in every video then the entire series of a series and Unfortunate Events gets played before every single episodes The Next Episode to get reverse to but every time in episode gets reversed its The Simpsons but every time and Simpson episode plays then it's the legend 27 the Dank Edition but every three times the Dank Edition gets played then someone reads the Bee Movie script but everytime the word bee gets shown then then it's the entire greatest showman movie but for every time the color red is shown in a frame then you have to watch all of Donald Trump's speeches but for every word Donald Trump says it is the entire Hobbit movie but for every time a character showing The Hobbit It's the entire Lord of the Rings but for every time a character showing the Lord of the Rings it's The Fellowship of the Rings and for every single character that is shown in the Fellowship of the Rings then it's orange justice but for every 19 orange Justice then it's some dude flossing but for every time his arms cross then it's SpongeBob singing I'm a Goofy Goober yeah and every 39 X it's the entire Regular Show series before every season it's adventure time but for every episode of Adventure Time It's Jake winning at Card Wars but every time he pulls out a new card then it's Crash Bandicoot saying whoa every 3 times crash says whoa it's all 6 Sharknado movies but each time a shark is mentioned it is the entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episodes of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SponegBob played backwards but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre every season of Lazytown is played out of order but every time Robbi Rotten says the words villian or disguise every Roblox video on the internet plays in chronological order but every time someone in the video schreeches every movie featuring Paul Blart or Adam Sandler plays in order of how I rate them but every time a stupid punchline is said the entire screen fades to a transluminescent indigo color for thirty minutes before big smoke takes two and a half hours to order but every time he says the word “I'll” the entirety of human history is recited by Danny Devito but every time he emphasizes a certain word entirety of “It's always sunny in Phildelphia” plays backwards but every microsecond the entirety of Abraham Lincoln's life is played in reverse in the fourth dimension but every time a time rift appears within the fourth dimension Robbie Rotten appears and says his classic “Don't let your kids watch it” at 0.00000000000063% speed but every time he finishes saying a letter the every film produced from 1980-1983 plays but every time a bad camera angle is noticed a Asian man screams whilst attempting to down 3 gallons of tobacco sauce but every time he stops to catch his breath all of human history is rewritten when Jesus dies during childbirth but every time a Jew mentions currency the 12th dimension rips a hole in the screen and attempts to devour your very being quantum fiber by quantum fibre before recreating your feeble structure within a holding cell meant to capture the energy contained within human beings akin to that of “The Matrix” but once Neo appears the entire screen goes a heavy shade of green and the audio is boosted by 918572948398385% but when he usus one of his superpowers fottage of a filed mine test during WWII plays but the shockwave hitting the camera is replaced by footage of nuclear bombs being dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki in order but each time the color yellow appears all the game walkthroughs play but each time there is blood it plays every disney movie but each time the color white appears the same thing repeats as much as the amount of seconds that will be in the entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episodes of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SponegBob played backwards but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre every season of Lazytown is played out of order but every time Robbi Rotten says the words villian or disguise every Roblox video on the internet plays in chronological order but every time someone in the video schreeches every movie featuring Paul Blart or Adam Sandler plays in order of how I rate them but every time a stupid punchline is said the entire screen fades to a transluminescent indigo color for thirty minutes before big smoke takes two and a half hours to order but every time he says the word “I'll” the entirety of human history is recited by Danny Devito but every time he emphasizes a certain word entirety of “It's always sunny in Phildelphia” plays backwards but every microsecond the entirety of Abraham Lincoln's life is played in reverse in the fourth dimension but every time a time rift appears within the fourth dimension Robbie Rotten appears and says his classic “Don't let your kids watch it” at 0.00000000000063% speed but every time he finishes saying a letter the every film produced from 1980-1983 plays but every time a bad camera angle is noticed a Asian man screams whilst attempting to down 3 gallons of tobacco sauce but every time he stops to catch his breath all of human history is rewritten when Jesus dies during childbirth but every time a Jew mentions currency the 12th dimension rips a hole in the screen and attempts to devour your very being quantum fiber by quantum fibre before recreating your feeble structure within a holding cell meant to capture the energy contained within human beings akin to that of “The Matrix” but once Neo appears the entire screen goes a heavy shade of green and the audio is boosted by 918572948398385% but when he usus one of his superpowers fottage of a filed mine test during WWII plays but the shockwave hitting the camera is replaced by footage of nuclear bombs being dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki in order, but every second and third time it plays it plays the Harry Potter series but each time Harry Potter is mentioned or seen, it repeats to the last Harry Potter the amount of minutes that are in the movie, but every time Harry says a magic spell, the entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire Toy Story trilogy but every second the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every ten seconds every episodes of The Simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SponegBob played backwards but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre the entire universe's history plays in real-time but every time there is a hydrogen atom on the “frame”, it repeats to the last time it showed one times the amount of seconds in all the Harry Potter films.
Mamma mia!
- TM2125
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Scratcher
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In the Bee Movie Film Theory (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQMciy2QLOs), there's a bunch of ridiculous comments, but this one takes the cake.
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Mamma mia!
Two things:
How long did it take them to write that?
If someone were to create that video, it would be a 987668754584467854 hour long video of absolute nonsense.
- CatsUnited
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Speaking of Youtube Comments, did you hear the news? Maximilianmus bought the comment section from Youtube for $1.86 and is turning everyone in the comments section into JC Denton from Deus Ex
Last edited by CatsUnited (Jan. 21, 2019 12:10:32)
- Ryrie36
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Speaking of Youtube Comments, did you hear the news? Maximilianmus bought the comment section from Youtube for $1.86 and is turning everyone in the comments section into JC Denton from Deus Ex?!?!
First Google+ and now this!?
- zafzaf
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Scratcher
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Speaking of Youtube Comments, did you hear the news? Maximilianmus bought the comment section from Youtube for $1.86 and is turning everyone in the comments section into JC Denton from Deus Ex?!?!
First Google+ and now this!?
WHAT
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