KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

Off-topic, but anyone find it funny that all the OPer posted was this topic.

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

Off-topic, but anyone find it funny that all the OPer posted was this topic.

that one kid with the juice box in the corner[/offtopic]

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

Off-topic, but anyone find it funny that all the OPer posted was this topic.

that one kid with the juice box in the corner[/offtopic]

I have you know I don't have juice boxes off-topic
We should stop now.

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

dude341 wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

Off-topic, but anyone find it funny that all the OPer posted was this topic.

that one kid with the juice box in the corner[/offtopic]

I have you know I don't have juice boxes off-topic
We should stop now.

Stop what? It's not like there was a chain or anything. If anything, you almost started a chain, no offence.
They also said [/offtopic], meaning they didn't want any replies related to their post.

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

dude341 wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

Off-topic, but anyone find it funny that all the OPer posted was this topic.

that one kid with the juice box in the corner[/offtopic]

I have you know I don't have juice boxes off-topic
We should stop now.

Stop what? It's not like there was a chain or anything. If anything, you almost started a chain, no offence.
They also said [/offtopic], meaning they didn't want any replies related to their post.

Sorry, I was just saying maybe we should stop because this forum might get out of hand.

I think this should be closed now, the answer has been stated several times.

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

Here's a list (this is for fnaf1)

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

and that's about all i can think of

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

Here's a list (this is for fnaf1)

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

and that's about all i can think of

• Phone calls: Tone down the violence? They would have to change the entire script of the chatting in the phone calls to do that.
  
• Windowscares: Tone it down? They would have to find a replacement for windowscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Change the music: This step is fairly easy enough.
  
• Jumpscares: Make them more light-hearted and fun? It wouldn't be jumpscares any more! They, again, would have to find a replacement for jumpscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's, again, no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Clean up the place: This step is also fairly easy enough.
  
• Edit the mechanics and make it lighter and hilarious: Oh, you mean change the story? They can do that very quick! At the extraordinarily quick time of one year or two! Only the incredibly easy tasks of recoding, rewriting, and redesigning!

sti_scratch wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

Here's a list (this is for fnaf1)

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

and that's about all i can think of

That's still a lot. Don't make it sound easy. Here are reasons why it's NOT easy:

• Phone calls: Tone down the violence? They would have to change the entire script of the chatting in the phone calls to do that.
  
• Windowscares: Tone it down? They would have to find a replacement for windowscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Change the music: This step is fairly easy enough.
  
• Jumpscares: Make them more light-hearted and fun? It wouldn't be jumpscares any more! They, again, would have to find a replacement for jumpscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's, again, no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Clean up the place: This step is also fairly easy enough.
  
• Edit the mechanics and make it lighter and hilarious: Oh, you mean change the story? They can do that very quick! At the extraordinarily quick time of one year or two! Only the incredibly easy tasks of recoding, rewriting, and redesigning!

sti_scratch wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

Here's a list (this is for fnaf1)

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

and that's about all i can think of

That's still a lot. Don't make it sound easy. Here are reasons why it's NOT easy:

• Phone calls: Tone down the violence? They would have to change the entire script of the chatting in the phone calls to do that.
  
• Windowscares: Tone it down? They would have to find a replacement for windowscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Change the music: This step is fairly easy enough.
  
• Jumpscares: Make them more light-hearted and fun? It wouldn't be jumpscares any more! They, again, would have to find a replacement for jumpscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's, again, no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Clean up the place: This step is also fairly easy enough.
  
• Edit the mechanics and make it lighter and hilarious: Oh, you mean change the story? They can do that very quick! At the extraordinarily quick time of one year or two! Only the incredibly easy tasks of recoding, rewriting, and redesigning!

• Considering the last night's call is from an autobiography all you'll have to remove are what happens if you get caught and the little spoof about pretending to be a suit
  
• Meaning have a faint outline in the windows that just becomes clearer when the light is turned on, and no sharp noise when a silhouette becomes clearer
  
• -resolved-
  
• By that I mean having a robot just march inside, stand around a bit, and then leave or something similar, the goal is to have no jumpscares
  
• -resolved-
  
• The hilarious part was making fun of kid-targeting advertisers, not necessarily part of the list, but you can turn down the darkness filter and turn off the static and you'll be done.

--_Nova_-- wrote:

sti_scratch wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

Here's a list (this is for fnaf1)

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

and that's about all i can think of

That's still a lot. Don't make it sound easy. Here are reasons why it's NOT easy:

• Phone calls: Tone down the violence? They would have to change the entire script of the chatting in the phone calls to do that.
  
• Windowscares: Tone it down? They would have to find a replacement for windowscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Change the music: This step is fairly easy enough.
  
• Jumpscares: Make them more light-hearted and fun? It wouldn't be jumpscares any more! They, again, would have to find a replacement for jumpscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's, again, no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Clean up the place: This step is also fairly easy enough.
  
• Edit the mechanics and make it lighter and hilarious: Oh, you mean change the story? They can do that very quick! At the extraordinarily quick time of one year or two! Only the incredibly easy tasks of recoding, rewriting, and redesigning!

• Considering the last night's call is from an autobiography all you'll have to remove are what happens if you get caught and the little spoof about pretending to be a suit
  
• Meaning have a faint outline in the windows that just becomes clearer when the light is turned on, and no sharp noise when a silhouette becomes clearer
  
• -resolved-
  
• By that I mean having a robot just march inside, stand around a bit, and then leave or something similar, the goal is to have no jumpscares
  
• -resolved-
  
• The hilarious part was making fun of kid-targeting advertisers, not necessarily part of the list, but you can turn down the darkness filter and turn off the static and you'll be done.

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

sti_scratch wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

sti_scratch wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

Here's a list (this is for fnaf1)

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

and that's about all i can think of

That's still a lot. Don't make it sound easy. Here are reasons why it's NOT easy:

• Phone calls: Tone down the violence? They would have to change the entire script of the chatting in the phone calls to do that.
  
• Windowscares: Tone it down? They would have to find a replacement for windowscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Change the music: This step is fairly easy enough.
  
• Jumpscares: Make them more light-hearted and fun? It wouldn't be jumpscares any more! They, again, would have to find a replacement for jumpscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's, again, no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Clean up the place: This step is also fairly easy enough.
  
• Edit the mechanics and make it lighter and hilarious: Oh, you mean change the story? They can do that very quick! At the extraordinarily quick time of one year or two! Only the incredibly easy tasks of recoding, rewriting, and redesigning!

• Considering the last night's call is from an autobiography all you'll have to remove are what happens if you get caught and the little spoof about pretending to be a suit
  
• Meaning have a faint outline in the windows that just becomes clearer when the light is turned on, and no sharp noise when a silhouette becomes clearer
  
• -resolved-
  
• By that I mean having a robot just march inside, stand around a bit, and then leave or something similar, the goal is to have no jumpscares
  
• -resolved-
  
• The hilarious part was making fun of kid-targeting advertisers, not necessarily part of the list, but you can turn down the darkness filter and turn off the static and you'll be done.

About the jumpscare solution, it would be hard to do. You still need to recode and rewrite. About the phone solution, how would you remove it? It wouldn't be professional to just blank it out, but anyways, just blank it out. I don't care. :P About the making fun of advertisers, what do you mean? I don't think advertisers would advertise a product making fun of themself…

--_Nova_-- wrote:

sti_scratch wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

sti_scratch wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

KJRYoshi07 wrote:

--_Nova_-- wrote:

lucastue400 wrote:

MinnowClaw567 wrote:

Five Nights At Freddy's isn't that scary. I've seen much gorier things on Scratch than FNaF. Whoever banned it it must've never played it, it's just jumpscares.

what is your problem. It's MA-15+ meaning if you aren't 15 it's against the law to play it.

it's. rated. pegi. 12.

Australia has different rating systems.

Austalia's rating is more in-depth, and nothing more. The game is labelled as 12+ and that's what we're going with. (also esrb is just 13+)

That is older than 8.

Yes, yes it is. But it's rated that for fantasy violence and horror themes. Cut out the jumpscares, phone calls, darkness, and clean up the place a bit and you've got an E game.

That us lots to take away just to get from T to E

Here's a list (this is for fnaf1)

• Phone calls. You don't even have to remove them just tone down the violence i have an idea, just act normal and they'll think you're an endoskeleton! … actually, don't do that… -st have mercy on me i cut out the slightly questionable part- … wonder how that would work… just don't get caught ok
  
• Take out the WiNdOwScArEs or tone them down or something
  
• Change the music
  
• Jumpscares (just change them to something more light-hearted and fun)
  
• Clean up the place, I mean why are there so many sticky notes and empty fast food garbage
  
• Oh lookie there you can edit the mechanics and make it lighter and all of the sudden it's hilarious or something, who knows what kids want (making fun of those advertisers)
  

and that's about all i can think of

That's still a lot. Don't make it sound easy. Here are reasons why it's NOT easy:

• Phone calls: Tone down the violence? They would have to change the entire script of the chatting in the phone calls to do that.
  
• Windowscares: Tone it down? They would have to find a replacement for windowscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Change the music: This step is fairly easy enough.
  
• Jumpscares: Make them more light-hearted and fun? It wouldn't be jumpscares any more! They, again, would have to find a replacement for jumpscares because of the part it plays, or just change the entire story. That's, again, no doubt a lot of work. Rewriting, recoding, re-blah-blah.
  
• Clean up the place: This step is also fairly easy enough.
  
• Edit the mechanics and make it lighter and hilarious: Oh, you mean change the story? They can do that very quick! At the extraordinarily quick time of one year or two! Only the incredibly easy tasks of recoding, rewriting, and redesigning!

• Considering the last night's call is from an autobiography all you'll have to remove are what happens if you get caught and the little spoof about pretending to be a suit
  
• Meaning have a faint outline in the windows that just becomes clearer when the light is turned on, and no sharp noise when a silhouette becomes clearer
  
• -resolved-
  
• By that I mean having a robot just march inside, stand around a bit, and then leave or something similar, the goal is to have no jumpscares
  
• -resolved-
  
• The hilarious part was making fun of kid-targeting advertisers, not necessarily part of the list, but you can turn down the darkness filter and turn off the static and you'll be done.

About the jumpscare solution, it would be hard to do. You still need to recode and rewrite. About the phone solution, how would you remove it? It wouldn't be professional to just blank it out, but anyways, just blank it out. I don't care. :P About the making fun of advertisers, what do you mean? I don't think advertisers would advertise a product making fun of themself…

i was making fun of advertisers in my post, not saying anyone else should/will make fun of them
1) Remember, I'm not trying to keep the lore intact, I'm trying simply to make it a kid-friendly game.
2) We still have the models, and effort's not what counts, it's the content that does
3) I mean changing the script and re-recording (remember number 2 remember number 2)