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cheese-duck
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Math jokes

Math jokes are fun, you can waste your time and if your parents ask you if you're wasting your time, you can just say “I'm doing math.”
Post whatever math jokes here other than
- the ones everyone knows/the ones that hardly count as math jokes (ex. why is 6 afraid of 7)
- ones that are inappropriate for Scratch

To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical! courtesy of dual_creator43

Last edited by cheese-duck (Oct. 8, 2018 11:20:06)

-ShadowOfTheFuture-
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Math jokes

The one about how 2 in binary is 10

Curse you, 60-second rule…
DaEpikDude
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Math jokes

This joke about Fibonacci numbers is just as bad as the last two combined.
zafzaf
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Math jokes

Math
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dual_creator43
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Math jokes

Here's one you can use in the title:
To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical!
By the way, a radical is a square root sign. (√)
CatsUnited
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Math jokes

zafzaf wrote:

Math
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Mathematics
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Last edited by CatsUnited (Oct. 6, 2018 04:24:21)

SoftAndWet
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Math jokes

My teacher said my math skills were average. How mean.
DaEpikDude
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Math jokes

CatsUnited wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Mathematics
MA
Athing
That
Hyou
Enever
Muse
Athank
Tyou
Ifor
Creading this make sure to
Subscribe

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CatsUnited
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Math jokes

DaEpikDude wrote:

CatsUnited wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Mathematics
MA
Athing
That
Hyou
Enever
Muse
Athank
Tyou
Ifor
Creading this make sure to
Subscribe

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TheAdriCoolManDude
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Math jokes

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
To me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
gigamushroom
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Math jokes

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
To me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).

Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense

Last edited by gigamushroom (Oct. 6, 2018 15:45:22)

TheAdriCoolManDude
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Math jokes

gigamushroom wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
To me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).

Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.
gigamushroom
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Math jokes

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

gigamushroom wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
To me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).

Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.
Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.
cheese-duck
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Math jokes

dual_creator43 wrote:

Here's one you can use in the title:
To sum everything up, just add your jokes here. Make sure they're totally radical!
By the way, a radical is a square root sign. (√)
juicy, I'll add that tomorrow
TheAdriCoolManDude
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Math jokes

gigamushroom wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

gigamushroom wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
To me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).

Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.
Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.
Should be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.
-ShadowOfTheFuture-
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Math jokes

gigamushroom wrote:

Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.
I still have bad memories of having to calculate inverse matrices… by hand…
dual_creator43
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Math jokes

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

gigamushroom wrote:

Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.
I still have bad memories of having to calculate inverse matrices… by hand…
All you really need is the same $17 calculator I have: It's a Casio fx-115 es Plus. (I'm only in 7th grade, though, and I don't even use it for much. And you have to make sure you actually know how to use it.)
nickeljorn
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Not really a joke, but you know that thing about how the sum of the towns in Eagleland is ten, as in Tenda Village?
It actually doesn’t really work because in the Japanese version, the Tenda are called the Gumi.
bybb
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Math jokes

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

gigamushroom wrote:

snip
Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.
Should be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.
Ok, you said you knew patterns, so here's a pattern.
Find the nth term of this sequence:
2, 30, 102, 236, 450
--_Nova_--
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Math jokes

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

gigamushroom wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

gigamushroom wrote:

TheAdriCoolManDude wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Math
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
To me it isn't. Math is easy for me. Maybe because I like numbers or something.
REAL Math is not numbers, you're thinking of arithmetic (which I dislike by the way).

Ok yeah arithmetic is a field of mathematics, but it's not pure mathematics in the traditional sense
Numbers, shapes, tape diagrams, fractions, patterns, they are all easy.
Wait till you get to matrices, derivatives, integrals, proofs, vectors, logarithms, infinite sums, limits etc.
Should be easy enough. I will probably understand it once I get there.
r/iamverysmart?

Last edited by --_Nova_-- (Oct. 6, 2018 23:27:36)

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