Do you want a funny game that's not poor-quality?
Do you want a game where you choose the difficulty?
Do you want a game that gets updated nearly EVERY DAY?
Then play POTATO SIMULATOR! You won't regret it!

Play Now HERE :)
Potato Simulator is a difficult but charming game about you playing as a potato. Dodge bosses, get funny death quotes, and maybe even find the secert codes to do awesome things like go disco! The game is constantly expanded with new bosses, areas, and other stuff! Also, if you find a boss fight that's too difficult for you, you can deactivate it so it doesn't happen. Did I mention the fact that you can say how many potatoes have been eaten worldwide? That's right, folks. The game is in its 1.1.6.8 version, and the next update will be rooms, tips, and maybe a suprise… heheh.

Credits:
Art, Revision, Production Assistant, etc. - TheColdStoneUser
Programmer, Art, Concept, etc. - Yours Truly, Brazencoronet17

Notes:
Fullscreen reccomended.
Firefox or Google Chrome works best.
Suggested browser/operating system: Windows NT 10.0, Chrome 66.0.3359.181, Flash 29.0 (release 0)
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