braxbroscratcher wrote:

UltimatePink wrote:

Ryasis wrote:

Sorry to interrupt but a friend on Scratch made me realize a good ship.

Temmie x college.

I ship it more than Papyrus x spaghetti.

and mettaton x fanbases

anndddd more than frisk x lamp and sans x ketchup

coolicecubes wrote:

braxbroscratcher wrote:

UltimatePink wrote:

Ryasis wrote:

Sorry to interrupt but a friend on Scratch made me realize a good ship.

Temmie x college.

I ship it more than Papyrus x spaghetti.

and mettaton x fanbases

anndddd more than frisk x lamp and sans x ketchup

or Sans x puns

These transcripts are looking good!

And those are high quality ships there. High quality.

Hypothetical final fight transcript here: (Ver. 5.5)

*Asriel - You know, this fight isn't really fair. God and savior against megalomaniac.
*…
*Human - Even if you could get past me, you'd never triumph against a god's unrelenting rage.
*Asriel - Our power is beyond infinite. Seven human souls. That is what makes a being a god.
*Human - We have eight. Add the monster souls I hold within me, and that makes nine.
*Human - Surely that's not fair. Even accounting for your 20 LOVE, with your power…
*Asriel - One strike and it'd be over.
*Human - Ash to ash, dust to dust. You stand no chance.
*The human reaches forth and clasps his hand. You feel your soul being crushed.
*As he withdraws his hand, your LOVE follows and your soul is considerably smaller. The number 20 is split into two tens. The E and O from LOVE are used to reform the two tens into 10E10.0.
LV 10E10
*Your turn begins.
> ACT - CHECK - *playername*
**PLAYERNAME* - NaN ATK - NaN DEF
*The true megalomaniac.
*Human - See? Now it's fair.
> ACT - CHECK - ???
*??? - 20 ATK - 20E10 DEF
*Holding back.
*??? - It'd be no fun if you died on the first turn.
*Same could be said for you.
*???'s attack rose!
> FIGHT - ??? - 1
*You accuse ??? of weakening you.
*Nay. You're much stronger than you were - would you like me to lower your LOVE to what it was?
*No, my defense is simply inconceivably high. Your ATK is simply not enough to surpass my defenses, but its nonreal nature allows you to deal a minimum of one damage to any target.
*I'll give you another turn.
>FIGHT - Asriel Dreemur - MISS
*Asriel, don't dodge it. Humor me.
>FIGHT - Asriel Dreemur - 1
*That said, you won't land many hits we don't want you to land.
*Let the fight begin.
*screen fades to black, then fades back in*
*God and savior block your path.
>FIGHT - ??? - MISS
??? - A shame. No wonder I had to wait on Sans. You absolutely suck at predicting movement.
??? - Actually? That gives me an idea. Remember this?
*??? unleashes Sans' first attack.
*Not a scratch. Pfft. That was an easy attack anyway. I'm not sure that Sans was talking to you about having a bad time.
*Remember how many times we reset on that attack? And here he is, calling it easy.
*You egg him on.
*Oh? You want to see what I think is ‘hard’? Well, let me tell you this dearie, the Undying is easy.
*Good luck on this attack, you're on your own.
*??? draws a sword from their cape. A spear materializes in their other hand. Your soul turns green.
They raise their sword into the air. White beams fire from the sword's tip in a large star formation, which then revolve. Spears begin to fly in in a very Undyne-esque attack, but with much more speed and frequency. To beat this attack, you'd have to be very precise in blocking the beams with your shield and then when you are between them, dispatching the spears. Otherwise, you take a fair amount of damage.
His turn ends.
>ACT - ??? - Heckle
*??? - Really not feeling it right now.
*That attack seems to have fatigued him. Hit him while his guard's down.
>FIGHT - ??? - BLOCKED
*??? - You really think I'd give you a free hit just like that?
*??? - …
*??? - huff… puff…
*??? downs a vial of mysterious liquid, looking visibly more energized.
*??? - Your turn.
>FIGHT - ??? - MISS
An undodgeable attack hits you, dealing 12 damage.
*??? - Predictable. Asriel, your turn.
Asriel unleashes a more complex rainbow lightning attack. Right at the end, ??? yells ‘TASTE THE RAINBOW!’ and uses a side blue attack to pull you into the final chain lightning strike. (Dodgeable, but you've gotta be close enough to land and then jump)
>FIGHT - Asriel Dreemurr - 1
*Asriel seems distraught.
Asriel unleashes his twin sword attack, with a twist - he'll occasionally do an Asgore-esque wide swipe in blue or orange. ???, all the while, is spamming horizontal-facing blasters, constraining your vertical movement.
>ACT - ??? - Heckle
*??? - You really want some more? Fine.
A Gaster Blaster appears in front of him, pivoting left and right, causing the laser to reflect off of the walls in different patterns.
*??? - I suppose you want a more complex attack.
You're locked in place as your soul turns yellow. You can turn with arrow keys. Gaster Blasters holding bombs appear facing you in all four cardinal directions.
*??? - Behold! I call these Bomb Blasters. They're normally pretty friendly - you can pet them, you can cuddle them… you get the idea. They're harmless, unless you cause them harm.
He strikes one with a bone, blocking its blast from hitting you with another.
*??? - I'm pretty sure you get the idea here. Don't miss.
A simple spear attack ensues. After you clear the board of spears, he spams spears down all four lanes simultaneously. Right before they come into the bulletbox to hit you, they all vanish - a trick to try and get you to fire the blasters.
*??? - That was fun, now wasn't it?
*You disagree.
*??? - Ah, you're right. That was a bit mean, wasn't it? I'll dial it back a notch, then.
Four disco balls appear in all cardinal directions as the blasters disappear. They behave exactly like the disco balls in the Mettaton EX fight.
>FIGHT - ??? - 256
???'s cloak crumbles to dust, revealing Papyrus's head.
*You say that at least you respect the dead. You swing again.
1
Papyrus's head crumbles, revealing Undyne's head.
*It was just a mask. Again.
1
Sans's head is left. He winks and then shrugs.
*AGHHHHHHHHH. Again.
1
The mask crumbles.
*??? - You can't guess as to my identity yet?
A mask of dust is left, covering his nose and mouth, leaving the eyes and hair exposed. A cloak of dust then gathers around him. What little you can see of his mask begins to drip.
*I know not his identity, but he certainly seems to be the man of masks.
The shards of masks fall down, dealing damage if you don't dodge.
Your soul turns light blue.
*??? - Don't move until the last second.
A simple bone attack comes forth. Soon, rainbow lightning, fire, stars, and more rain down.
Your soul turns orange.
*??? - Face your fears.
A very simple, easily dodged attack comes by. You take damage for every part of the attack that didn't hit you.
*You call ??? a foul player, but proceed to brag that his attacks are still not hard enough.
*???'s attack rose!
ACT > ??? > Taunt
*???'s attack rose!
ACT > ??? > Check
*??? - 400 ATK, 20E9 DEF
*The masked man.
*The more aggressive he gets, the lower his guard.
The masked man squishes the bulletbox to the height of a soul. Tiny blue and orange bones begin to come from both sides. Your soul turns orange again, and rainbow lightning rains down upon the tiny box.
ACT > ??? > Taunt
*???'s attack rose!
FIGHT > ??? > 512
*??? is crumbling. Keep it up.
*??? seems nervous. His nerves still when he sees your blade, however.
*???'s attack rose!
He turns your soul green, sending spears flying at you. Once a few either hit or are blocked, he spontaneously turns your soul red and speeds up the spears. A reflecting blaster attack again faces you, except a blue version of the blaster circle appears. The blasters vanish, and then he drops two bombs. They explode in large circles.
FIGHT > ??? > 2048, 5096, 10192
*They're almost dead. Then we can turn to Asriel, and finish him.
*??? - Agh. So. This is it. My reckless nature led to the entirety of monster kind's doom. The very fate I sought to avoid. Asriel, I would like you to run. Leave this place. Even past your infinite defense, your HP pool won't be able to take what is about to happen.
*Asriel - N… No… I'm not going to leave until it's over.
*??? - Wait in the next room then. If I fall, they'll come for you, and then you can have as much fun as you want with them.
*Asriel - Fine… One last turn?
*??? - No. At the end of our turn, they'll strike me down. Then, my full power will be released as my body shatters, and this place will become unsafe for anything that could potentially be alive.
*Prepare yourself.
A simple blue attack. The masked man slams you around like Sans at the end of his fight, but he's using blasters, spears, and more, to cause the required jumps to need more finesse. At the end of his turn, you see him use a syringe on himself.
FIGHT > ??? > 20383
A sliver of health is left on his bar. His body crumbles fully to dust, a pile of physical matter where his feet once were.
*Huh. He was bluffing.
His soul rises from the pile, then erupts in a white glare. A nearly impossible attack erupts, spamming soul changes, bullets, and other attacks. You see a black silhouette begin to form.
*??? - No. I won't go down that easy…
The glare subsides. His armor appears to be amplified and improved in nearly every way. A sobbing face can be seen under a hood.
*??? - Determination. Strong stuff, ain't it? You must be aware that the most determined entity controls the timeline. Well, guess who that is?
*??? - Me. That injection I took was all of the determination that the monsters I now hold possessed.
He chugs a large bottle.
*??? - And that was all of the determination left in the lab. Good luck surviving without mistakes.
Your save file appears, then is slashed in half by his sword. The new box says, “OVERWRITTEN”.
*Something tells me he isn't tired of us yet. He could easily have destroyed us. Irritate him into doing something stupid.
ACT > CHECK
The Masked Man - ??? ATK -1 DEF
The true savior.
*??? - Your time is up. Goodbye.
He procures a soul from his robe, and the dust rapidly coalesces around it. An angry Undyne jumps out of the cloud. She seems to be wavering, barely holding her new form together against the human's hold.
A hexagram appears around the bulletbox. The six points start firing arcs of spears as the hexagram spins.
ACT > CHECK
Undyne the Undead - ??? ATK, ??? DEF
The sushi is back for more? Seriously?
*Undyne is charging Seven Spears of the Savior.
Your soul turns a deep green color. A blue and red shield appear.
*Undyne - Red to red, blue to blue. Spoiler alert, Papyrus no longer cares about you.
Two waves of spears rush you, one red, one blue. Some are backwards, behaving like yellow spears.
Your soul turns red.
FIGHT > MISS
Undyne throws dust on your screen. A larger version of the horizontal dodge attack (the one where spears come from the bottom one at a time randomly) appears in an opening in the dust. A row of spears appears on both sides as well - you're gonna have to dodge vertically as well.
FIGHT > MISS
The dust subsides.
*Undyne seems to be almost ready to unleash an attack.
Spears fly towards Undyne, merging with a brightly glowing light. Several pass through your bullet box (think Asriel's sucky attack)
*FILE U SAVED
*SOULSTRIKE - Seven Spears of the Savior
Seven spears appear. Two flash blue. They then revolve rapidly around the bullet box, and then stab inwards, their tips converging in the center of the box. Between the two spears that flashed blue, blue spears fill the gap. Everywhere else, normal spears fill the gap. The attack repeats a few times. Undyne's form seems to begin to blow away while this happens.
*Undyne - I'll be back, punk.
The Masked Man reclaims the soul, and the dust cloud around him disperses.
FIGHT > MISS
Another soul appears. The cloud reappears, and Papyrus stands before you.
*Papyrus - It would seem my belief was misplaced. Watching through this human's eyes, I've seen your intent. You won't change. Besides, no matter what you did now, you'd have to atone for your sins. I can show you the way, if you let me.
*Papyrus is sparing you.
*=)
FIGHT > MISS
*Papyrus - Death has taught me - mercy is not always an option. You've ruled it out quite obviously - so, I see no reason not to FIGHT with all my might.
A spiked ball and chain materialize in his hand. In the other hand, a large bone appears.
*Papyrus - I'll give you one chance to turn back.
FIGHT > MISS
*Fine then.
A slalom of bones appears. A large bone appears on either side of the bullet box (you can't go backwards away from the slalom attack to buy yourself more maneuvering time). The bones crumble to dust as Papyrus starts to swing his ball and chain around.
*Papyrus is charging Vengeance of the Betrayed.
ACT > Check
Papyrus the Unforgiving - ATK ??? DEF ???
Fed up with mercy.
FIGHT > MISS
A cannon appears around your soul. The box grows to fill the screen, and you're fired into the sky. Bones appear, and you must subtly guide yourself through the air between them.
FIGHT > MISS
A spaghetti attack appears, and Papyrus's head falls to one side of the box. The spaghetti begins being sucked towards his mouth, as you must jump from spaghetti to spaghetti, avoiding the ball and chain and bone attacks.
Your soul turns orange.
FIGHT > MISS
*SOULSTRIKE - Vengeance of the Betrayed
*Papyrus is sparing you.
*That's his attack? Really?
MERCY > SPARE
*Papyrus - I know you haven't changed.
The board is filled with a hail of bones, spaghetti, flails, and similar attacks. Each missed attack deals 9 damage.
*FILE P SAVED
*TRUE SOULSTRIKE - Vengeance of the Betrayed
One side of Papyrus' flail turns blue, the other orange. Your soul turns red. To dodge his swings, you must either choose the top or bottom of the bulletbox, and you must predict what side of the flail will be pointed to your side when it comes by. Papyrus begins to decay.
The masked man withdraws Papyrus' soul, and produces another soul. Sans materializes.
*Sans - …
*You feel Sans crawling on your back.
*Sans - You killed Grillby. You. Will. Pay. For. This.
Sans holds up a sheet of paper. At the bottom, it has 39253G written on it.
*Sans - I'm kidding. You won't get off that easily. No. I'll kill you and use your soul to pay my tab. D I E.
*Sans is charging Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
A large blaster appears in the center of the bullet box and continually aims at you. The attack is undodgeable, but it ends once you get Sans to hit himself with it.
ACT > CHECK
Sans - 1 ATK 99 DEF
Empowered by the Masked Man's hand.
FIGHT > MISS
Sans takes out a bottle of ketchup and a pack of fries. He misses the fries with the ketchup, covering the bulletbox in ketchup. Now, the entire box is red… like your soul. He tosses the fries to the side.
*Sans - Problem? Here, I'll center your soul for you.
Your soul turns green, then red again.
*Sans - I'm not a jerk, so I won't use a brand new attack on you while you can't see what you're doing.
Sans unleashes his first attack. He then, as you turn blue, fires blasters in a downward line, clearing the bulletbox as they go. You have to jump over the last blaster shot, but that's all.
*You thank Sans for his fairness.
*Sans - No problem, demon. Being judge, jury and executioner is about justice, not wanton murder.
ACT > Skip Turn
Sans plays his final attack in reverse, from his slammy temper tantrum.
He then plays it again forwards, except he abruptly pauses it in a random location and fires some vertical blasters at you.
FIGHT > MISS
SOULSTRIKE - Judge, Jury, and Executioner
A large axe made of bone appears in Sans' hand. He looks deep into your soul… Seeing your LV, Undyne and Papyrus appear. He mentions it to them. Both glare at you and unleash a brief attack in their style. Sans then shrugs and unleashes a boatload of axe-based attacks as Undyne and Papyrus fade away. Sans crumbles.
*??? - Rude to leave me out of the party, darling! You took quite a long time searching for all those you missed… Turns out my body wasn't as damaged as Alphys originally thought. With the help of the many hands down here, which you killed, repairing me was quite a rapid process. Except now, I have defenses as well.
Mettaton rolls in front of the Masked Man as the dust disperses.
*Mettaton - Be ready for a battle…
Mettaton transforms into NEO form.
*Mettaton - Against a true NEO.
FIGHT > BLOCKED
*Mettaton - How do you like my L.E.G.S. field?
*You look at Mettaton, confused.
*Mettaton - Light Energized Gamma Shielding field. It's one of the many defensive improvements that Alphys made. It protects against all forms of extremes - including extremely genocidal humans.
ACT > CHECK
Mettaton NEO EX-2 - ATK 512 DEF 16
Get him to lower his guard.
*Mettaton - I've been watching. I've been inspired by your fight to change things up a bit. So, let's begin.
A more complete version of Power of Neo plays.
*Mettaton - Let's take this SKYWARD!
Your soul turns blue. However, you don't seem to fall.
*Mettaton - Don't SPACE out.
Pressing spacebar makes you jump towards the screen.
Mettaton unleashes a blaster attack. Many attacks are otherwise undodgeable, but since you can jump towards the screen and away from the bullet box, you can leap over the beams.
*Mettaton - Good. You aren't as stupid as the last human I fought. Well… that'd be you… but I mean the one before you. I'll explain what I just did. The bullet box, as you call it, is now effectively three bullet boxes layered on top of each other. Spacing out raises you upward by a layer, and you can shift yourself downward by a layer just as easily.
*He just spoiled his gimmick. Let's show him what happens to fools like him.
FIGHT > BLOCKED, BLOCKED, 1
*REROUTING CORE POWER TO L.E.G.S. FIELD.
*Mettaton - Darling, I don't know how you penetrated my defenses, though just barely. Even on half power, they should be overkill. Although… you do seem more crazed than last time, so maybe that has something to do with it.
*ACTIVATING STRUCTURAL REINFORCEMENTS.
Your soul is yellow. You can spin around, rise, and fall. Mettaton starts with a dirty move - blasting you right off the bat on the second layer. Mettaton blasts both the upper and lower layers next, breaking them apart and ejecting you to the second if you fail to dodge. A circle flashes around you, and you find that your soul isn't locked to facing in the cardinal directions. A similar attack to Seven Spears of the Savior appears, and your soul is fixed to a large circle, allowing you to revolve and not stay in the center. This attack features BOMBS, and thus requires careful detonation of the bombs while they're diagonal to you.
FIGHT > BLOCKED, BLOCKED, MISS
The music fades.
*CONNECTING TO HUMAN BROADCAST NETWORKS…
*CONNECTION ACQUIRED
*OVERRIDING…
*SUCCESS.
*INITIATING REPLAY… SPEED:2X
*ADDING VOICEOVER…
*OH YESSSSSS.
*Mettaton - Behold, darling. Using some last-minute tweaks to my body and the Core, I've overridden all shows currently broadcasting on the human television networks. They're now watching the very genocide you're so near to completing down here. I've opened a poll - who the viewers like more - the savior, or you. So far, it's pretty divided - but they haven't seen Papyrus yet… poor soul. This moment between us will be cut from the broadcast. They won't know what I'm saying here - they'll know I'm talking to you, but not about what. Oh, look. Here comes the stream of tears through the ratings… They saw Papyrus. Blooky, hit me up with one of your tunes.
The music comes back, full blast, with a Power of Neo/Spider Dance mix.
*NOT FEELING IT RIGHT NOW…
*Mettaton - Come on, Blooky. Don't cry… we're about to show them a BEAUTIFUL time… I had Alphys begin to work on a body for you so you and I could finally be like we were back before I became a star. Its defenses aren't fully complete, but it should do.
*Napstablook - O-okay.
Napstablook possesses the body.
ACT > CHECK > Napstablook
Napstablook - ATK 1024 DEF 1
He can't take a hit, but watch out for his greatest hits.
FIGHT > Napstablook > MISS, MISS, MISS
*Napstablook - One advantage of having a real body and hardly any weight wasted on defenses is that BOY I can move.
FIGHT > Napstablook > MISS, MISS, BLOCKED
*Napstablook - Tch. Shouldn't have given you the extra attack. Thank Alphys I have L.E.G.S.


More later.

how do i kill sans

Dancebreeze wrote:

These transcripts are looking good!

And those are high quality ships there. High quality.

Only well-constructed ships can sail

UltimatePink wrote:

Dancebreeze wrote:

These transcripts are looking good!

And those are high quality ships there. High quality.

Only well-constructed ships can sail

E X A C T L Y .

stories31 wrote:

how do i kill sans

Through a lot of tryharding.

stories31 wrote:

how do i kill sans

Determination.

GraduateScratchy wrote:

UltimatePink wrote:

Dancebreeze wrote:

These transcripts are looking good!

And those are high quality ships there. High quality.

Only well-constructed ships can sail

E X A C T L Y .

What else do we ship?
Frisk x bagels

sans x ketchup?

also y would u kill sans

Ya'll are wrong, Chara x Chocolate is CLEARLY the best ship, hands down.

EPIC_snivy wrote:

also y would u kill sans

You would need to kill sans for a complete Genocide Route, which requires for you to kill every monster that gets in your way to the point where the battle screen has no monster and says: *But nobody came. I kinda chickened out of the Geno route because of Undyne the Undying, jeez, that was hard-

earthbound is better lol dab

stories31 wrote:

how do i kill sans

According to Undertale Wiki: To progress the fight, the protagonist must keep attacking Sans as checking reveals that he cannot dodge forever; performing any other action besides FIGHT will not progress the battle as his dialogue will not appear or advance. Also, skipping/missing the attacks will not progress the battle either.

IgDegOo wrote:

earthbound is better lol dab

That's your opinion there, great sir/ma'am.
The dab is dead by the way, sorry, it was overused by some two corny people.

EPIC_snivy wrote:

sans x ketchup?

Probably.

-_PastelGoat_- wrote:

Ya'll are wrong, Chara x Chocolate is CLEARLY the best ship, hands down.

No, no, no. Papyrus and spaghetti for humans to eat.

UltimatePink wrote:

EPIC_snivy wrote:

sans x ketchup?

Probably.

-_PastelGoat_- wrote:

Ya'll are wrong, Chara x Chocolate is CLEARLY the best ship, hands down.

No, no, no. Papyrus and spaghetti for humans to eat.

touché.