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owlannaelsa

Deku Butler: *walks up to princess*
Deku Princess: Ah! Finally! You are finally here! You have brought HeadOn! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Deku Butler's Son: Wha-?! Father?! I have not got a headache!
*Deku Butler applies HeadOn to his son*
Deku Princess: TO MY FOREHEAD!
*Deku King enters*
Deku King (To Deku Butler): Please correct your mistake. 
Deku Butler: Oh-okay *applies HeadOn to king*
Deku Butler's Son: It is weird I did not get a headache when the princess shouted. 
*HeadOn jingle plays*
Advert Presenter: Thaaaaanks to HeadOn, the buuuuuuuutler's son diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidn't get a heeeeeeaaaaaadache!
*Deku Butler walks in formally*
Deku Butler: Ouch, my head! Would you mind not speaking so loud.
Advert Presenter: In emeeeeeeeergencies like thiiiiiiiiiiiiis, you need HeeeeeeaaaaaaadOoooooon!
*Advert Presenter applies HeadOn directly to the butler's forehead*
Deku Butler: Ahhh, I feel a lot better *leaves*
*Deku King enters*
Advert Presenter: How was the free sample of HeadOn, your Rooooooooooooyal Highness?
Deku King: Great!
Advert Presenter: Gooooood!
*Deku King leaves*
*HeadOn jingle plays*
Advert Presenter (singing): Teeeested out by a roy-royal family and their butler, HeadOn is the best cure for head-ache, it will make you feel much better!
*Informercial ends

to

Duck Butler: * Runs Princess *
Deck Princess: Oh! Best! You are here now you go to the head! PRIHILADAJTE PRO PREDCHÁDANÍ
Deko Buttroop's son: Which? Father ?! I do not have a headache!
* Butler Deck uses headphones with his son *
Princess deck: first!
* King blanket access *
Duke King (Deck Butler): Solve your problem
Duck Butler: Oh, ok * King's Payment
Decker Butler's son: It is strange that I do not have a headache due to the princess.
* Play headphones poems *
Presentation: Thaananks head, bet buuuuuuuuuuerer diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, there will be noaaaadache no heels!
* Deck butler official power *
Duck Butler: My Head! If you do not talk very loudly, do not encourage.
Ad in emeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* Presentation Advertising ad uses head head directly on *
Duck Box: Hello, I feel so much better * going away *
* King blanket access *
Ad Presentation: How to sample a free sample of your height?
Doo King: Great!
Advertiser: Go!
* Leaf deck *
* Play headphones poems *
Promotional Consultants (song): King's family and his champions are very happy. Headache is the best way to head.
* Target Information

owlannaelsa

FAVOURITE CHARACTERS

ORIGINAL

MLP:
Sugar Belle
Applejack
Songbird Serenade
Pinkie Pie
Maud Pie
Mage Meadowbrook
Limestone Pie
Silver Spoon
Princess Celestia
Princess Cadence
Princess Flurry Heart
Princess Skystar
Queen Novo
Octopus Butler Guy
Baby Seaponies
Haven Bay
Pinny Lane

ZELDA:
Odolwa
Chio
Rown
Oakin
Makar
Sheik
Midna
Majora
Happy Mask Salesman
Wolf Link
Deku Link
Deku King
Deku Princess
Deku Butler
Deku Butler's Son
Mad Scrubs
Deku Scrubs
Business Scrubs
Deku Palace Guards
Deppi
Dekki
Decci
Skull Kid

GLIMMIES:
Almendra
Bunnybeth
Lavoonia

TROLLS:
Queen Poppy
DJ Suki
Cooper

HONEY GIRLS:
Viv
Teegan
Risa
Stella
Misha
Keely

SANTA'S REINDEER:
Dancer
Cupid
Vixen
Glisten
Tinsel
Twinkle
Rudolph

PIKMI POPS:
Huddy
Folly
Asha
Tickles
Gizmit

ZOOTOPIA/ZOOTROPOLIS:
Judy Hopps
Nick Wilde
Dawn Bellwether
Gazelle

ANIMAL CROSSING:
Isabelle
Digby
Medli
W. Link
Cyrus
Reese
Agent S
Hazel
Timmy
Tommy

THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS:
Sweetpea
Gidget

MONSTER HIGH:
Isi Dawndancer
Howleen Wolf

ENCHANTIMALS:
Danessa Deer
Sprint
Sancha Squirrel
Lorna Lamb
Fluffy Bunny

BEANIE BOO'S:
Gabby
Wishful
Waddles
Paddles

PIXAR:
Sadness
Joy
Elsa
Anna
Art

TAIKO NO TATSUJIN:
Don-chan
Katsu-chan

ANGRY BIRDS:
Blue Angry Bird

ANIMAL JAM:
Awesome Thegoat (my favourite playable animal)
Peck
Greely

ORIGINAL DEKU CHARACTERS
Treetop
Branches
Sequoia
Willow Oak
Lush Rush

INSANITY MADNESS:
Puzzlii
Deka
Deku
Llamarkart
The Noob
Lush Rush

OTHER ORIGINAL CHARACTERS:
Llamarkart
Drumah

TRANSLATED:

MLP:
sugar sugar
Applejack
The Lamb Songbird
pinkie pie
Maud pie
Mage Meadowbrook
Talent pie
a silver spoon
heavenly prince
high points
High Flurry heart
Skystar high
new princess
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Baby Seaponies
Bay Tree
pinny four

Zelda:
Applied
Chio
it's over
Oakin
Makar
soft
Midna
great
Happy trader seller
Feedback of the hunter
Deku Link
King Deut
Deku is an official
Default Cicero
Cicero's son Deku
Image mad
picture of Deku
Scrubs
Dear houseguards
Go
Dekker
Mercury
Skull Kid

FIRST;
Almendra
Bunnybeth
Lavoonia

psychologist,
bees queen
Song: Suki
Cooper

HONEY girls
viv
Teegan
risa
weep
Home
Okay

ELK class;
dancing
cupboard
i-vixen
SWING
far away
light
R.

PIKMI exits;
Huddy
foolishness
James
worry
Gizmo

Zootopia / OOTROPOLIS;
Depression Disappointment
Each Cicero
Bellwether in the morning
wood

LIFE LIFE:
Isabel
And it's a repertory
wt;
W. Connect
Cyrus
All of us
the agent S
hazel
Timmy
tommy

Private animals:
Sweetpea
Cidget

SHOWING shows:
Isis Dawndancer
Woleen skin

ANSWERS;
Trash Dansa
Sprint
The seven Sanciam
Loma a lamb
bunny with water

Beanie Boo 's;
gabby
wishful thinking
simultaneously
paddles

Pixar:
Naive
Happiness
Elsa
Hannah
art

Taiko Tatsujin n
Oh-chantries
Kats-chantries

Angry Birds:
A fiery green bird

Animals are already;
Thegoat Beautiful (It's playing my favorite animal)
Cows
Kindly

Real characters Deku
Treetop
Branches
Sequoia
WILLOW oAK
easy rest

MAD error
Puzzlii
deka
Deku
Llamarkart
Noob
easy rest

There is moral
Llamarkart
Drumah

Life Life sounds like Lush Life

Last edited by owlannaelsa (Jan. 29, 2018 18:30:21)

owlannaelsa

Translated some of Odolwa's chants (he chants in Mayan):

K'iinam tòok
òol Tòokik taali
A'alik beora

to

time,
tab page
wheat seeds

owlannaelsa

se other my threds

Last edited by owlannaelsa (Jan. 29, 2018 19:15:36)

scratcherjack9000

owlannaelsa wrote:
nickeljorn wrote:
Circus Monster translated a bunch of times to:

He is dead, he is forgiven
This idea comes
Our work is time

Everyone talks to me
You have not seen it
I have a tone

Good gift
Fast and easy
Is it perfect?

no
Start reading
Why here?

I picked it up
rice
to hear
Why did not you see it?

I understand that
I saw it
I saw it
What is it?

We are in your area
They think,
Why here?
Why did you pay for it?

"It is my honor
Do not start -
no
What can you do?

do not add
Clean your eyes
The head was bathed
They did not do it

It's up to us, that's good
I am not afraid, I scratch
It's not like we started talking
- Panic circus.

Professional words
You have to know
I give it to him

He smiles
I have not seen it
Why is your country?

Why can not we do that?
I'm doing well
Do not start

There are two types of black colors
I have always wanted it
Why is this happening?

Click here for me
rice
What is it?
Scream, I'm sorry

They do not say
They are scattered
You can find a new one
I saw it

I have not touched or walked
I am surprised
He sat down
You hear his voice

I look and see
no
Where are you going?

do not add
Fast recipe
The head was bathed
They did not do it

It's up to us, that's good
I am not afraid, I scratch
It's not like we started talking
- Panic circus.

(Speech)

do not add
Fast recipe
The head was bathed
They did not do it

It depends on us, that's okay
I am not afraid, I scratch
It's not like we started talking
- Panic circus.

My speech is a limit
Edit, original
Why should I go?

I did not see him, he was very angry
They were crying when they were hungry
- Panic circus.

I'm not afraid because I Scratch (I'm on Scratch)

I have not seen him smile

Click here for me

I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are scattered, you can find a new one.

you posted that like 675846 pages ago

owlannaelsa

In those days, a grand house would employ at least 16 domestic servants, and perhaps an army of 30-cooks, parlour maids, footmen, hall boys, gardeners, butlers , coachmen.

WHICH MISTRANSLATION OF THAT SENTENCE IS BETTER:

At that time, a large house could accommodate at least 16 home workers, and perhaps 30 percent of the kitchen, peasants, pedestrians, boys, farmers, farmers, trainers.

In those days, at least 16 domestic servants, and the houses of the great had given out, and, perhaps, or an army of 30 of the orchard, the upper chamber, maid-servants, the cavalry, and the hall of judgment of the child, the Gulf, and the other was chief butler, the coachmen.

PrincessPandaLover

The Best Song Ever Made in the World

Original

his is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Other songs are good, even some are really good
But they are not the best songs ever made in the world

It has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing
And the music is so good, even scientists don't know what it is
You can listen to it anywhere, on a bike or on a different bike
You can dance to it any time, in the morning or with your arms
You can also dance to it at other times, like at lunch
What are you gonna have for lunch? I'm gonna have two soups
If you already haven't noticed, soup is my favorite food
I also really like my watch, and my favorite song is this song

This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Other songs make people dance, like Beyonce and Eminem's
But they are not the best songs ever made in the world

If you like listening to songs with your ears, well this is the song for you
You can listen to it while you jog or while you're running away from cars
My friend who is a mail man even likes this song
I guess a lot of mail gets delivered here, 'cause he stands on this corner a lot
If you like eating sandwiches, you'll probably like this song
Because just like sandwiches, this song is not made out of glass
A glass sandwich, that would be gross, I'll just stick with soup
Did I mention soup's my favorite food? ...Oh yeah, I did

This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Other songs have different instruments, like a guitar or a girl
But they are not the best songs ever made in the world

If you like this song a lot, say that you like it a lot
I like it a lot
And if you think this song is the best, have a bowl of soup with me
[slurping] Oh boy, that is good soup
And if you think this song is the best in the world, have a second bowl of soup with me
[slurping] That is also good soup
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I tricked you, I don't even like soup
But you thought I did, ha ha ha ha, oh boy
I'm so good at tricking people into thinking that I like soup
Ever since my whole family got drowned, it's my favorite thing to do

This is the best song ever made in the world
This is the best song ever made in the world
Also my best friend got killed when he got hit with a snake
But this is the best song ever made in the world

Translated

It's the best song in the world
It's the best song in the world
Are the other songs good or bad?
But it's not the best song in the world

I have maximum shipping, and there were songs
And musicians and scientists do not know what it is
You can listen to your bike and your bike, or any other place in the
It is always possible to dance for the army, and in the morning,
Lunch and the second time as the first day of the party in the dance
What did I eat for two soups,
But the right to know the best food
For hours, I like to see my favorite songs, my songs

It's the best song in the world
It's the best song in the world
the people of the album like in other dance songs
But it's not the best song in the world

This song is, if you want to listen to your ears
You can feel when you wake up and drive a car
I would have liked to send an email with my friends
There are many points of view of this is that there are commands;
If you want to eat snacks, you can listen to the song of
Like a sandwich, that is to say, it's not in a glass
This cut is the sandwich to go to investors the risk of
My favorite soup Oh, me?

It's the best song in the world
It's the best song in the world
Another guitar and girls as tools for different songs
But it's not the best song in the world

If it's something you want to tell me
I really liked
If this can be drunk
Oh, it's a good soup
If you think it's the best song in the world, Crater 2
This soup is also good
Haha haha haha i say i'm not very good soup
I thought it was a hahaha boy
I invite people to believe that I like soup
It's better for me to die

It's the best song in the world
It's the best song in the world
Also, my friend, I saw a snake
But that does not seem to be the best song in the world.

PBS66

owlannaelsa wrote:
Dabzers wrote:
The names of everyone who has posted on this topic through Latin and back.

Original:
agent Toast
Shadow Of The Future
yzyzyz
Pinky Pants
Hyper Nova 35
Sonic Master System
I-Iz-A-Litten
Princess Panda Lover
EG Willans
Dabzers (me)
Purple dragon 101
owl anna elsa
Da Epik Dude
Remix-The-Dragon
Divions
Kitty Lover 07
Tails Fan V51
a king
Monkey boy Wyatt
Okami howl 122
Color Master
Lion Heart 70
braxbroscratcher
awesome guy 360
nickeljorn
Shadow Of The Past
Osiris
girls ruless
joke account
scratcher jack 9000
ScriptedAwesome
Fluffy-Pigeons
Princess Panda test
Meloetta
dines hc
Bonnie Cat 91
poppy bunny
frances 2005
Wolf Cat 67
smart zx
PBS 66
blue-circle
Mingo News Channel
RENORA 4 EVER
Iggy And Cassie
Auburn The Orca
M1mikyu
Usernames Are Useless
Teal Washable Marker
1a3c5e7g9i
Itchy Paper

Translated:
Toast agent;
In the shadow of the future
yzyzyz
pants pinky
New Hyper 35
Death Master System
I iz-a-Litten
Hail the chief of the panda
EC Willans
Dabzers (I)
Purple dragon 101
Elsa Hannah owl
Give Epik dude
The dragon-Gloria-
Dijon
Cat lover 7
Fan the torches and turned the foxes loose V51
King
The boy monkey Wyatt
Okami conquered 122
Master color
Lion Heart 70
braxbroscratcher
Guy 360 awesome
nickeljorn
The poems of the shadow
Osiris
girls rulest
for a joke
Jack Scratch (9)
ScriptedAwesome
Fluffy dove;
As the very panda
Meloetta
these ties
Cat good 91
law enforcement poppy seeds
Johann 2005
Wolf Cat 67
x pain
66 PBS
blue circulus-
Mingo news
4 renoro EVER
Dad and Cassie
Auburn is the killer whale
M1mikyu
For, until men are useless,
Orange Washable Marker
1a3c5e7g9i
itchy map

Some of these stayed the same but those that didn't are great.
Funniest in bold

It's PBS66, not PBS 66

PrincessPandaLover

A paragraph from Sonic the Hedgehog Technical Files

Original

Mary Garnet was a popular writer of children's books in the U.S. during the 1940's. Her Husband was a test pilot for the U.S. Air Force. His secret project was code named “Blue Gale” who's goal was to produce the first plane that would break the sound barrier. Mary affectionately nick-named her husband “Hedgehog” because of the way his hair always struck straight up when he took off his flight helmet. The nickname stuck and it inspired Mary to decorate his leather flight jacket with a blue cartoon mascot. Since her husband was so busy flying for the Air Force, Mary had to fill in for him raising their only daughter Sherry. Mary would spend the afternoons making up stories to tell Sherry and her friends. Oddly enough, it would always seem that a hedgehog would be the hero of the story. “Sonic” the hedgehog had many fantastic adventures usually protecting innocent people and little animals from evil men.

Translated

In the United States of the 1940s, Mari Garbett wrote about the most popular children in the United States, and her husband was a pilot for the United States. His program is called “Blue Gaal”, the purpose of which is to break the wall and make the first ground. Maria, her husband, “Hedgehog,” nicknamed, fell in love with her hair leaving her veil. The pseudonym and Maria are encouraged to wear a lava jacket with a cloud screen. Because her husband traveled in the bedroom, Maria had to fill them only for her daughter. Maria used lungs to tell her stories about her. Unfortunately, you seem to be a hero of history. Hedgehog “Sonni” is a camp that protects innocent and small animals against evil.

CosmicBunBun

>his program is called “blue gal”

Last edited by CosmicBunBun (Jan. 30, 2018 21:05:51)

owlannaelsa

FAVOURITE TRANSLATE FAILS:

Who is this little red egg?

If you cry, I'll crush your tears

Tai Tongong Number

law enforcement poppy seeds

I have maximum shipping, and there were songs

Fan the torches and turned the foxes loose V51

Butler Button

AAAAAAND, DO NOT FORGET THIS ONE:

I have found no other crush what it's given me a lifetime lush rush

Last edited by owlannaelsa (Jan. 31, 2018 16:12:23)

owlannaelsa

NOW, HERE'S MY FAVOURITE MARIOKART TRACKS TRANSLATED:

ORIGINAL:

Hyrule Circuit, Omatsuri Circuit, Melody Motorway, Bon Dance Street

TRANSLATED

1-Circuit Hetero, Umatsuri Circuit I-I-Melody Umgwaqo: 1-Baby Street

PrincessPandaLover

“Closer” by The Chainsmokers

Original

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you
I drink too much and that's an issue but I'm okay
Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them
But I hope I never see them again

I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no calls
Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I can't stop
No, I can't stop

So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older

You look as good as the day I met you
I forget just why I left you, I was insane
Stay and play that Blink-182 song
That we beat to death in Tuscon, okay

I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no call
Now I'm looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I can't stop
No, I can't stop

So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older

So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older (we ain't ever getting older)
We ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
No we ain't ever getting older

Translated

Yes, you will see
I was happy about a problem, but it was good
Well, good news is a good friend
But do not wait

I am sorry
The line is far away
There is no other reason than four years ago
See Al Host Hosting
I can not stop it
No, I did not do it

This bill came to me
I do not know what
It's time to write on the shoulder
Choose a sword
He is on the throne
Brand sign
It is impossible

It is impossible
It is impossible

Art, you, mine, come and meet you today.
Remember, you're lost, you're crazy
182 Writing songs from Blink
We will work in Toscany

I am sorry
The line is far away
There is no other reason than four years ago
Please wait
I can not stop it
No, I did not do it

This bill came to me
I do not know what
It's time to write on the shoulder
Choose a sword
He is on the throne
Brand sign
It is impossible

It is impossible
It is impossible

This bill came to me
I do not know what
It's time to write on the shoulder
Choose a sword
He is on the throne
Brand sign
It is impossible
Family (and adults)
Family (and adults)
Family (and adults)
It is impossible

It is impossible
There is no one like Baruch

Paddle2See

Sorry - this topic is not a good fit for this forum section. Please review the Posting Guidelines.

Here's a section of that post, for convenience:

The Reading and Playing forum is a place to discuss books, TV, movies, art, music, or videogames that inspire you.

This is clearly none of those things

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