MonkeyboyWyatt wrote:

i just saw the sandwich press thing in the comment awards and burst out laughing.

Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.

I love that one.

I got some good ones!

“Beware of slippy. Maintain hygine Ensure environment” (Okay then, I would if I could understand this)
“Please present your octopus.” (No! Tako Luka is MINE!!)
“I feel happiness when I eat a potato” (Okay, who let Prussia in to help design shirts?)
“There is a bitten thing. Do not put the finger.” ('K then.)
“Do not animals.” (Okay, I won't animals.)
“Don't smoking in the floor from everybody.” (Well, my plans of smoking in the floor that everyone gave me is ruined.)
“The palace explodes the diced chicken.” (Well, this was on a menu. Sounds delicious.)

Here we go once again.. it's a little short, but eh.

“Please buy this product with confidence” (Not really Engrish since it was from America (and I found it in real life), but certainly sounds Engrish-y..)

“Please don't eat the animals” (“Feed” must've translated to “eat”..)

“The fantastic tastes everywhere” (Everywhere?)

“Common people glasses” (Glasses are common..)

“To visitors of child people: The entering of shop by stroller has you decline. The visitor in companions of child not to be able to have a meal alone has you decline. The visitor who is not ordered a dish of child from has you decline. I make noise, and please refrain from the companion of child run around in.” (This sounds like a song called “Has You Decline”.)

“Billbraod for RANT” (I hate advertising!)

“Beware of your hands” (They're so suspicious..)

“Scenic area export” (They're exporting New York City!)

“Pretty wife eat cheese” (She looks gouda.)

“Please go to the main door and examined by the blast” (Do I need to be examined by a blast? Isn't x-raying better?)

“Please don't speeling” (Speeling will get you nowhere.)

“Bad and breakfast” (Not sure if I want lunch too..)

“Defoliation can be enjoyable while the garbage is disgusting.” (Not sure how defoliation is enjoyable exactly..)

“Recycle, rubbish unacceptable, unrecycle” (Is unrecycling just throwing everything in the recycling bin into the trash can?)

“In the north of China in the individual area, the Mid-Autumn festival, whether rich or poor family are want to eat watermelon. Watermelon is round, Italy yu round and round round, just close the Mid-Autumn festival family reunion mean” (Italy yu round and round round??)

“Wish your next coming” (Where can gift shop?)

“Do not put your hand or anything into the fan inside. Becaused by the product trouble or get a wound in your body.” (Fair enough.)

“All kill price” (Save money, or else!)

“I think so restaurant and my sing song club” (I think this is the place..)

“It becomes impossible for other person to buy it. Please, don't carry out sale of theresale purpose or people of same trade.” (Where is other person?)

Finally..

“No smoking the bed” (You've set fire to this bed so many times.)

LionHeart70 wrote:

-snip-
“To visitors of child people: The entering of shop by stroller has you decline. The visitor in companions of child not to be able to have a meal alone has you decline. The visitor who is not ordered a dish of child from has you decline. I make noise, and please refrain from the companion of child run around in.” (This sounds like a song called “Has You Decline”.)
-snip-

I would always come here for food, I would always bring my child, now I've given you the food, so now your stroller, a decline.

BonnieCat91 wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

hundreds die in a sandwich press

EVIL SANDWICH PRESS *HITS* BAD SANDWICH PRESS *HITS AGAIN* BAD!

*Reference to Super Action Eating Shark* BAD SANDWICH CUTTER! BAD BAD SANDWICH CUTTER!

owlannaelsa wrote:

BonnieCat91 wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

hundreds die in a sandwich press

EVIL SANDWICH PRESS *HITS* BAD SANDWICH PRESS *HITS AGAIN* BAD!

*Reference to Super Action Eating Shark* BAD SANDWICH CUTTER! BAD BAD SANDWICH CUTTER!

People buy sandwich cutter! Sandwich cutter kill hundreds of people! Bad sandwich cutter! Bad bad sandwich cutter!

LionHeart70 wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

BonnieCat91 wrote:

owlannaelsa wrote:

hundreds die in a sandwich press

EVIL SANDWICH PRESS *HITS* BAD SANDWICH PRESS *HITS AGAIN* BAD!

*Reference to Super Action Eating Shark* BAD SANDWICH CUTTER! BAD BAD SANDWICH CUTTER!

People buy sandwich cutter! Sandwich cutter kill hundreds of people! Bad sandwich cutter! Bad bad sandwich cutter!

Did you see my ‘Decline’ post? I have the image for that sign:

I would always come here for food, I would always bring my child, now I've given you the food, so now your stroller, a decline.

Christmas is in a couple days. Here's an Engrish Christmas song, “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” translated from English to Japanese and then back to English to celebrate..

You know dashers and dancers.
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, Cupid,
Donder and Blitzen
But do you remember?
All the most famous reindeer

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
I had a very shining nose.
If you saw it
You will say that it shines.

All other reindeer
Used to laugh and call his name
They are poor Rudolph
You can play any reindeer game.

Then one fog Christmas Eve
Santa said:
“Your nose is very bright Rudolph,
Will not you guide my sleigh tonight? ”

All reindeer loved him
Because they shouted happily,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You will go down in history!

LionHeart70 wrote:

Christmas is in a couple days. Here's an Engrish Christmas song, “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” translated from English to Japanese and then back to English to celebrate..

You know dashers and dancers.
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, Cupid,
Donder and Blitzen
But do you remember?
All the most famous reindeer

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
I had a very shining nose.
If you saw it
You will say that it shines.

All other reindeer
Used to laugh and call his name
They are poor Rudolph
You can play any reindeer game.

Then one fog Christmas Eve
Santa said:
“Your nose is very bright Rudolph,
Will not you guide my sleigh tonight? ”

All reindeer loved him
Because they shouted happily,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You will go down in history!

Even worse:
You know dashers and dancers.
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, Cupid,
Donder and Von
But remember?
All the most famous reindeer

Rudolph's Red-Nosed Reindeer
I had a very sparkling nose.
If you look at it
Will say that it shines.

All the other reindeer
Used to call his name laughing
Rudolph is poor
You can play any reindeer games.

Then one misty Christmas Eve
Santa said:
“Rudolph your nose is very bright,
Will you show me my sleigh tonight? ”

All the reindeer loved him
Because they cried joyfully
Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer,
You will go down in history!

no give food monkey

LionHeart70 wrote:

Christmas is in a couple days. Here's an Engrish Christmas song, “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” translated from English to Japanese and then back to English to celebrate..

You know dashers and dancers.
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, Cupid,
Donder and Blitzen
But do you remember?
All the most famous reindeer

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
I had a very shining nose.
If you saw it
You will say that it shines.

All other reindeer
Used to laugh and call his name
They are poor Rudolph
You can play any reindeer game.

Then one fog Christmas Eve
Santa said:
“Your nose is very bright Rudolph,
Will not you guide my sleigh tonight? ”

All reindeer loved him
Because they shouted happily,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You will go down in history!

Frozen Snowman
Was a happy soul,
Cone pipe with button nose
And the second eye consisted of coal.
Frozen Snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow
But the kids know
He came to his life some day.
There must have been some magic in
The old silk hats they found.
When they put it on your head
He began to dance.
O, Frosty Snowman
He was alive to forgive him
And say kids can laugh
Play like you and me.
He led the streets of the city
The right to the traffic police.
And he paused that moment.
He told me about his son, “Stop!
Frozen Snow Man
I was in a hurry in his way.
But he's good-bye,
Don't cry, I'll come back someday.
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
He came to his life some day.
There must have been some magic in
The old silk hats they found.
When they put it on your head
He began to dance.
O, Frosty Snowman
He was alive to forgive him
And say kids can laugh
Play like you and me.
He led the streets of the city
The right to the traffic police.
And he paused that moment.
He told me about his son, ”Stop!
Frozen Snow Man
I was in a hurry in his way.
But he's good-bye,
Don't cry, I'll come back someday.
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
Did Japanese in Google, putted it in English, then putted it through Japanese in Bing.

Here's a few more, it's quite short though. I've been looking at this kind of thing almost all day..

“Do not feed your hand.” (What a useless sign, my hand can't eat.. unless that's what I have to beware of.. don't feed my hand after midnight?)

“Beware of slippy” (Slippy is dangerous!)

“Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you can not smoke in” (No smoking here.)

“No balloons” (This party isn't any fun.)

“Mini funny shopping! The funny super shop! Get it now! That's great! NEW STYLE TOYS!” (It's like shopping at Walmart!)

And finally,

“Funny chicken nuggets” (I'll add this to the many things incorrectly called “funny”.)

I think they removed the Engrish part of Christmas Story for the live version

owlannaelsa wrote:

bump

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scratcherjack9000 wrote:

LionHeart70 wrote:

Christmas is in a couple days. Here's an Engrish Christmas song, “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” translated from English to Japanese and then back to English to celebrate..

You know dashers and dancers.
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, Cupid,
Donder and Blitzen
But do you remember?
All the most famous reindeer

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
I had a very shining nose.
If you saw it
You will say that it shines.

All other reindeer
Used to laugh and call his name
They are poor Rudolph
You can play any reindeer game.

Then one fog Christmas Eve
Santa said:
“Your nose is very bright Rudolph,
Will not you guide my sleigh tonight? ”

All reindeer loved him
Because they shouted happily,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You will go down in history!

Frozen Snowman
Was a happy soul,
Cone pipe with button nose
And the second eye consisted of coal.
Frozen Snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow
But the kids know
He came to his life some day.
There must have been some magic in
The old silk hats they found.
When they put it on your head
He began to dance.
O, Frosty Snowman
He was alive to forgive him
And say kids can laugh
Play like you and me.
He led the streets of the city
The right to the traffic police.
And he paused that moment.
He told me about his son, “Stop!
Frozen Snow Man
I was in a hurry in his way.
But he's good-bye,
Don't cry, I'll come back someday.
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
He came to his life some day.
There must have been some magic in
The old silk hats they found.
When they put it on your head
He began to dance.
O, Frosty Snowman
He was alive to forgive him
And say kids can laugh
Play like you and me.
He led the streets of the city
The right to the traffic police.
And he paused that moment.
He told me about his son, ”Stop!
Frozen Snow Man
I was in a hurry in his way.
But he's good-bye,
Don't cry, I'll come back someday.
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah
Did Japanese in Google, putted it in English, then putted it through Japanese in Bing.

Famous philosopher and dancer.
Fax and fax
Mushrooms, horses
Brown
Do you remember
All sharks are far away

The red nose will be displayed
I have a good nose.
If you see
This is not a question

Second volume
Sometimes a smile and a word
This is Rudolf Poors
You can play any penguins.

Then Oskar rough
Which is old
“Rudolf is clear, is not he?”
Tonight went "

All the months are love
Good luck
Red Nose Rudol
Take a fairy tale

I typed this into Google Translate and translated it to Zulu then French:

Your child will be entertained for hours by this toy. It has lights and sounds and already comes with battires.

And got this…

Please note that hot lunches are in amahora. It's more than a joke.

I saw a toy today called ‘Flip Train’, and the box is full of Engrish. The box said ‘fo’ instead of ‘for’.

Dabzers wrote:

I think they removed the Engrish part of Christmas Story for the live version

I think so too, I recently saw the live version and I didn't see the part where they went to the Japanese restaurant and the employees started singing Engrish Christmas songs

keep posting!