Funny Engrish Photos

owlannaelsa

Shaking pooh s head for fun.

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SonicMasterSystem wrote:
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Saria (to Link): Have you ever been to Snack Optional Palace?
Link: Nope, only the Deku Palace.

Cubeupload's down

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SonicMasterSystem wrote:
LionHeart70 wrote:
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“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)
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For some reason, this reminds me of the popular quote from the first ever Zelda game;

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Because you are dangerous, you must not enter

and

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Last edited by owlannaelsa (Nov. 25, 2017 09:08:23)

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SonicMasterSystem wrote:

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New lyric ideas for the song ‘Decline’.

Last edited by owlannaelsa (Nov. 24, 2017 17:07:22)

SonicMasterSystem

owlannaelsa

SonicMasterSystem wrote:

I've got memories too. Memories of Zelda, not butter. Note the fact it's called margarine & butter.

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DaEpikDude wrote:
If I may, a pooh friction is very interesting.

I give an image:

Last edited by owlannaelsa (Nov. 24, 2017 19:36:21)

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SonicMasterSystem wrote:
Big Engrish Dump Incoming…

No thank you, I don't want to be examined by a blast
Corn Freaks?!?!?!
This is a badly translated ‘Sugar & Spice and all things nice. That’s what little girls are made of' that's been taken too far.
*Insert Kahoot! reference here*
That is laughable.
Hungry bin?
??????
My hand holds an ocarina, not anything.
USELESS PLASTIC BAGS!!!??????
Is that ACTUALLY free??
Typo & bad grammar. Let's home BARBAR

*No going tooooooo fast on striped equine crossing

Last edited by owlannaelsa (Nov. 25, 2017 08:55:58)

SonicMasterSystem

@Above Please don't quote the entire post….

owlannaelsa

SonicMasterSystem wrote:
@Above Please don't quote the entire post….

I was doing my reactions to each image.

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LionHeart70 (with owlannaelsa reactions) wrote:
Oh man, I love Engrish/funny translation fails.. here are a few of my favorites:

“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)

“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (That's as crazy as The Wind Waker's title. Leave the tiny grass to sleep, but wake up the wind?!?!?!)

“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)

“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?!)

“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (For some reason this reminds me of the quote from the first Zelda game:
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“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (MORE SLEEPING GRASS!?!?!?)

“Slip and fall down carefully!” (A badly translated sign)

“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (The ‘bad shark! Bad bad shark!’ bit made me laugh uncontrollably)

“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. Oooooh, did Majora, Dark Link or Skull Kid write them?)

“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (This makes no sense)

“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Eww gross! Happy Mask Salesman: Or masks. )

And last, but definitely not least..

“Beat the moose” (I want this on a t-shirt for some reason. Sounds like a Zelda boss fight.)

owlannaelsa

topic bump yours to scratchers' view

(there's some fan-made Engrish for ya)

-ColorMaster-

My mother has said “Yeah, because he's 8'12 or something like that”

SonicMasterSystem

I was at a Chinese restaurant in Kansas City and the bathroom had a weird sign over it that said “men woman enter through door if not then no if”

I honestly had no idea what it was trying to say.

owlannaelsa

Here's some Engrish I found in a description for a Link plush toy with a removable Majora's Mask on eBay:

Otaku Game The Legend of Zelda Link Stuff Plush Majora Mask Doll Toys Handsome (The name of the product)

Description
Very cute and handsome
Package includes:1 plush+1 mask
The mask can take off! (The description of the product)

(And that's the actual product)
T H E M A S K C A N T A K E O F F !

Dabzers

owlannaelsa wrote:
Here's some Engrish I found in a description for a Link plush toy with a removable Majora's Mask on eBay:

Otaku Game The Legend of Zelda Link Stuff Plush Majora Mask Doll Toys Handsome (The name of the product)

Description
Very cute and handsome
Package includes:1 plush+1 mask
The mask can take off! (The description of the product)

(And that's the actual product)
T H E M A S K C A N T A K E O F F !

I T S A R O C K E T M A S K !

owlannaelsa

Dabzers wrote:
owlannaelsa wrote:
Here's some Engrish I found in a description for a Link plush toy with a removable Majora's Mask on eBay:

Otaku Game The Legend of Zelda Link Stuff Plush Majora Mask Doll Toys Handsome (The name of the product)

Description
Very cute and handsome
Package includes:1 plush+1 mask
The mask can take off! (The description of the product)

(And that's the actual product)
T H E M A S K C A N T A K E O F F !
I T S A R O C K E T M A S K !

Y E S !

LionHeart70

I'm still laughing at the sandwich cutter directions that got dark quickly.
Over Thanksgiving break I looked at Engrish.com and some Engrish stuff on Google.

LionHeart70

Here's some more Engrish transcriptions:

“To take notice of safe, the slippery are very crafty.” (I.. what? Be careful of slipping??)

“Nokia: connocting poopie” (Connocting?? Is that a portmanteau of “connecting” and “concocting”??)

“Please present your octopus.” ((takes octopus out of pocket) here you go)

“Danger: If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled.” (I'll stay away from the pond then.)

“Sauce pig hand” (Um.. delicious?)

“Poisonous and evil rubbish” (??)

“Stupid Child” (The name of a mop brand. Interesting..?)

“Please do not empty your dog here.” (Okay, I won't..?)

“The grass is smiling at you. Please detour.” (The grass is now smiling at me?!)

“Dried baby” (No thank you, I'll pass.)

“You and your family” (The dark thing is that this is on a menu.)

“Subtract these octopuses” (They're actually penguins..)

“NO! Give food monkey” (No feeding the monkeys?)

“Don't stampede” (Whatever that means, okay.)

“Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying. Thank you for your cooperation.” (I'm sorry, what? After dying?!)

“Beware of safety” (I will watch for safety.)

“The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face” (Wh–?)

And, finally..

“Welcome to Boring” (Well, alright then.)

Dabzers

LionHeart70 wrote:
“Nokia: connocting poopie” (Connocting?? Is that a portmanteau of “connecting” and “concocting”??)

I like to connoct people.

“You and your family” (The dark thing is that this is on a menu.

Yum!

“Beware of safety” (I will watch for safety.)

This one speaks for itself.

Last edited by Dabzers (Nov. 28, 2017 00:13:53)

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