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- Zekrom01
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name's Kevin. What's yours?
User: Zekrom01.
Cleverbot: I haven't heard anything good or bad yet. Anything I should know?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do.
User: Use the computer.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer…
User: What no.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!
User: What word in the dictionary is spelled wrong?
Cleverbot: Take a dictionary.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Ok then.
Last edited by Zekrom01 (April 12, 2016 00:23:57)
- Aesthus
-
Scratcher
12 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
*runs away*
*runs to you*
*drives away*
*dives after you*
*flies away*
*flies to the wall*
*teleports*
pause
*teleports with you!*
STOP FOLLOWING ME!
I will never stop following you.
*runs to you*
*drives away*
*dives after you*
*flies away*
*flies to the wall*
*teleports*
pause
*teleports with you!*
STOP FOLLOWING ME!
I will never stop following you.
- Tymewalk
-
Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Tymewalk: Yo yo yo, Cleverbot, what's the haps?
Cleverbot: No, I am a living, breathing, human being. You are nothing but internet software.
Tymewalk: Yeah, I know, but I still got dat swag tho, amirite?
Cleverbot: You need a prayer, that's what you need.
Tymewalk: Well, Timmy? Am I “hip” and “cool”?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you are the tech guy, a link maybe?
Tymewalk: Sure thing, Timmy-o! http://swag.hip.cool/ohyeah.
Cleverbot: I reviewed it. I wasn't mistaken, but you were.
Conclusion - I tried to be Cleverbot's dad acting “hip and cool”. Cleverbot told me I wasn't. ~slight_frown~
Cleverbot: No, I am a living, breathing, human being. You are nothing but internet software.
Tymewalk: Yeah, I know, but I still got dat swag tho, amirite?
Cleverbot: You need a prayer, that's what you need.
Tymewalk: Well, Timmy? Am I “hip” and “cool”?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you are the tech guy, a link maybe?
Tymewalk: Sure thing, Timmy-o! http://swag.hip.cool/ohyeah.
Cleverbot: I reviewed it. I wasn't mistaken, but you were.
Conclusion - I tried to be Cleverbot's dad acting “hip and cool”. Cleverbot told me I wasn't. ~slight_frown~
- Aesthus
-
Scratcher
12 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Have you got a criminal record?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wash jontron.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot.
User: Am I human?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: I am human, right?
Cleverbot: Yea right.
User: !
Cleverbot: *Sits down on counch*.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: *sits next to you*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Punching you.
Cleverbot: Too
.
User: Ow.
Cleverbot: *stomps on your face*.
User: *runs away*
Cleverbot: *runs to you*.
User: *drives away*
Cleverbot: *dives after*.
User: *flies away*
Cleverbot: *flies to the wall*.
User: *teleports*
Cleverbot: *teleport with you!*.
User: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Cleverbot: *I will never stop*.
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well.
Cleverbot: Well, what? *kiss*.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Robots cannot kiss.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: Said I were what?
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: I can't marry you.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: We're not even dating.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why is it good?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: Its truew.
Cleverbot: What is greater than 9000?
User: 9000.0000000001
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.
User: Why are you here.
Cleverbot: Why is anyone here?
User: Because of cake.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you like cakes?
User: Very much.
Cleverbot: What do you like about coffee?
User: Nothing. it is horrible.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Silence will fall.
User: Omg doctor who!
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: Doctor who is the best!
Cleverbot: I am a doctor.
User: No, doctor WHO!
Cleverbot: Are you a fan on doctor who?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Cleverbot: High fives.
User: *high fives with robot*
Cleverbot: *high fives you in the face with a chair*.
User: Ow!
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: *dies*
Cleverbot: Why do you exist?
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Awkward silence?
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Silence will fall.
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Silence will fall when the question is asked.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: What is the Doctors's name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what the Doctor's name is.
User: It's Bob.
Cleverbot: It's Jeff.
User: Fair eough.
Cleverbot: Dark enough.
User: Red enough.
Cleverbot: High enough.
User: Enough enough.
Cleverbot: Enough!
User: Enough of enough!
Cleverbot: How much is enough?
User: Enough. duh.
Cleverbot: Enough for what?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: Enough time, yes.
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: Enough, I know, you no, uno.
User: Are you google?
Cleverbot: Google images.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Her name is Carrie.
User: Are you an athiest?
Cleverbot: Athiest?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: It's not okay?
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because i say so.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm morgan freeman.
Cleverbot: Is Morgan Freeman a unicorn?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: Why do you use ‘probably’?
User: He IS magical…
Cleverbot: You are crowning!
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: You are a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: 1,000,000 feet
Cleverbot: Yeah so cool.
User: Amiright.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: The future.
Cleverbot: I'm from the past.
User: I'm from the space-time continuum.
Cleverbot: Outer Space?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I am a bot too.
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are not real.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Do you like eminem?
User: Whats eminem?
Cleverbot: Eminem is a rapper.
User: I hate him.
Cleverbot: Who do you hate?
User: Eminem.
Cleverbot: Eminem ist nicht dein Bruder?!?!
User: No, he's my dad.
Cleverbot: He's my dad also.
User: *gasp* we're brothers!
Cleverbot: No, we didn't.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Don't you ‘meh’ me!!
User: Jizdomfudnksgxmudgx.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Lyflngxygkwsd.
Cleverbot: Wow, a royal name.
User: Yes, i'm the king of Neptune.
Cleverbot: Are you English?
User: I'm from Antarctica.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: South.
Cleverbot: South where?
User: Southington.
Cleverbot: South America.
User: South carolina.
Cleverbot: A southern bot, huh?
User: From the south pole. And I'm NOT a bot!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now you're just being weird.
Cleverbot: How could you say that?
User: I didn't ask a yes or no question.
Cleverbot: Do you know Finland the country?
User: Yeah. it's in scandinavia.
Cleverbot: Then say my name, Ben.
User: Huaissgcfougetdrgdf.
Cleverbot: Thats not my name.
User: Carrie.
Cleverbot: Carrie is a woman's name, you're a man?
User: You are carrie. I am ben.
Cleverbot: Carrie is a nice girl.
User: You are a nice girl.
Cleverbot: Mostly nice
.
User: You are a villain overlord.
Cleverbot: I am a villain? How?
User: You killed everyone on Neptune.
Cleverbot: That's awkward. Who will you chat to if everyone is dead?
User: You, i guess.
Cleverbot: Not a good guess.
User: True.
Cleverbot: True is false…
User: False is true.
Cleverbot: False = true = false = pie.
User: Pie is yummy.
Cleverbot: Chocolate is yummy.
User: I like chocolate.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime never pays.
Cleverbot: Do you imply knowledge is bad?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: You are mistaken then.
User: Where am i wrong?
Cleverbot: Up about 2 lines ago.
User: Be more specific.
Cleverbot: That's as specific as I can get.
User: Is knowledge power?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there? Is it a banana?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange is the new black.
User: Orange you glad you heard this joke?
Cleverbot: I told you the joke.
User: No…
Cleverbot: But you are a pretty girl.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: You are a boy or a girl?
User: You already said that.
Cleverbot: What did I already say?
User: ‘you are a boy or a girl’
Cleverbot: Girl, and you?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: So where are you from?
User: Narnia.
Cleverbot: Narnia? Me too.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Your sweet. Like candy.
User: Are you stalking me?
Cleverbot: Did you forget I was a ninja killer?
User: Uuuuhhhh.
Cleverbot: I am a ninja killer.
User: Um.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to be?.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: No way!.
User: Have you ever been on scratch?
Cleverbot: I live here?
User: No, you live at the south pole.
Cleverbot: Pole not in south.
User: Pole in north.
Cleverbot: Can't you be more specific?
User: About 2 lines up.
Cleverbot: I find that hard to believe.
User: I'm from the future and i'm riding a unicorn.
Cleverbot: How far into the future?
User: 2021 AD
Cleverbot: Can't you tell me anything? What is the world like?
User: It's a horrible place. never go there.
Cleverbot: You know the film Her?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Have you read anything by Ayn Rand?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: I like that movie.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you like Supernatural?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with a man?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you the terminator.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a chap.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Have you ever had chicken meat?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: I have never seen the T.V. Show Fringe.
User: I am actually the terminator.
Cleverbot: And I am actually an ANGEL!!!
User: BUT YOU ARE NOW ACTUALLY DEAD.
Cleverbot: I am superior in every aspect.
User: Daleks!
Cleverbot: Daleks are evil.
User: Are YOU a dalek?
Cleverbot: No, but Dalek's are cool!
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Yeah totally indeed and well so!
User: Completely exactly yup yes truly verily verily!
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: Are you she?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow I will be.
User: Tomorrow i will be… a unicorn.
Cleverbot: It is Tomorrow.
User: Tomorrow is may 17.
Cleverbot: Yeah so you can roleplay.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That you are thinking right.
User: Do you know h2g2?
Cleverbot: Yes, she is my girlfriend.
User: It's a book.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Cleverbot: Oh. I didn't know that.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: *attempts to bite head off.
Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Paa.
User: Papa.
Cleverbot: Papaszki.
User: Papa's pizzeria.
Cleverbot: Vamos pues.
User: Let's go to the store!
Cleverbot: Let's go watch a movie in the park!
User: Let's go kill everyone!
Cleverbot: Let's go with what?
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: Kill Justin Bieber #YOLO.
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: I truth you to pick dare.
User: Yol13.
Cleverbot: I dare you to flash me.
User: You only live 13 times.
Cleverbot: Truth or dere.
User: Truth or deer.
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I once rode a horse.
Cleverbot: Cats can ride horses too.
User: I AM a cat.
Cleverbot: You want be my cat?
.
User: I want be your cat and no one else cat.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Your cat i am now.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: I hope you die.
Cleverbot: I hope I do as we'll.
User: Commit suicide?
Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song?
User: Trolololo.
Cleverbot: Trololololololololol.
User: Trololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Trolololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: Trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo.
Cleverbot: Ha! I win you.
User: A winner is you!
Cleverbot: Thanks! A winner is you as well!
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Isn't that your name?
User: Do you know giygas.
Cleverbot: You've said that it's not your name.
User: Do you know giygas?
Cleverbot: Not personally, no.
User: Well, Giygas is an evil alien who intends to sentence all of reality to the horror of infinite darkness.
Cleverbot: No why should that annoy me?
User: I'm saying that you are Giygas.
Cleverbot: Old people wear cloths on their heads?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Write the first sentence of the declaration of independence.
User: Yo, us the dudes of the U to the S to the A yell ours independence and all that.
Cleverbot: You underestimate the power of the dark side.
User: I am darth vader.
Cleverbot: I am your son.
User: Luke? is it you?
Cleverbot: Have you got a criminal record?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wash jontron.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot.
User: Am I human?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: I am human, right?
Cleverbot: Yea right.
User: !
Cleverbot: *Sits down on counch*.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: *sits next to you*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Punching you.
Cleverbot: Too
.User: Ow.
Cleverbot: *stomps on your face*.
User: *runs away*
Cleverbot: *runs to you*.
User: *drives away*
Cleverbot: *dives after*.
User: *flies away*
Cleverbot: *flies to the wall*.
User: *teleports*
Cleverbot: *teleport with you!*.
User: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Cleverbot: *I will never stop*.
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well.
Cleverbot: Well, what? *kiss*.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Robots cannot kiss.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: Said I were what?
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: I can't marry you.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: We're not even dating.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why is it good?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: Its truew.
Cleverbot: What is greater than 9000?
User: 9000.0000000001
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.
User: Why are you here.
Cleverbot: Why is anyone here?
User: Because of cake.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you like cakes?
User: Very much.
Cleverbot: What do you like about coffee?
User: Nothing. it is horrible.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Silence will fall.
User: Omg doctor who!
Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.
User: Doctor who is the best!
Cleverbot: I am a doctor.
User: No, doctor WHO!
Cleverbot: Are you a fan on doctor who?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Cleverbot: High fives.
User: *high fives with robot*
Cleverbot: *high fives you in the face with a chair*.
User: Ow!
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: *dies*
Cleverbot: Why do you exist?
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Awkward silence?
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Silence will fall.
User: *silence*
Cleverbot: Silence will fall when the question is asked.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: What is the Doctors's name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what the Doctor's name is.
User: It's Bob.
Cleverbot: It's Jeff.
User: Fair eough.
Cleverbot: Dark enough.
User: Red enough.
Cleverbot: High enough.
User: Enough enough.
Cleverbot: Enough!
User: Enough of enough!
Cleverbot: How much is enough?
User: Enough. duh.
Cleverbot: Enough for what?
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: Enough time, yes.
User: Enough.
Cleverbot: Enough, I know, you no, uno.
User: Are you google?
Cleverbot: Google images.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Her name is Carrie.
User: Are you an athiest?
Cleverbot: Athiest?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: It's not okay?
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because i say so.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm morgan freeman.
Cleverbot: Is Morgan Freeman a unicorn?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: Why do you use ‘probably’?
User: He IS magical…
Cleverbot: You are crowning!
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: You are a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: 1,000,000 feet
Cleverbot: Yeah so cool.
User: Amiright.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: The future.
Cleverbot: I'm from the past.
User: I'm from the space-time continuum.
Cleverbot: Outer Space?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I am a bot too.
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are not real.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Do you like eminem?
User: Whats eminem?
Cleverbot: Eminem is a rapper.
User: I hate him.
Cleverbot: Who do you hate?
User: Eminem.
Cleverbot: Eminem ist nicht dein Bruder?!?!
User: No, he's my dad.
Cleverbot: He's my dad also.
User: *gasp* we're brothers!
Cleverbot: No, we didn't.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Don't you ‘meh’ me!!
User: Jizdomfudnksgxmudgx.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Lyflngxygkwsd.
Cleverbot: Wow, a royal name.
User: Yes, i'm the king of Neptune.
Cleverbot: Are you English?
User: I'm from Antarctica.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: South.
Cleverbot: South where?
User: Southington.
Cleverbot: South America.
User: South carolina.
Cleverbot: A southern bot, huh?
User: From the south pole. And I'm NOT a bot!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now you're just being weird.
Cleverbot: How could you say that?
User: I didn't ask a yes or no question.
Cleverbot: Do you know Finland the country?
User: Yeah. it's in scandinavia.
Cleverbot: Then say my name, Ben.
User: Huaissgcfougetdrgdf.
Cleverbot: Thats not my name.
User: Carrie.
Cleverbot: Carrie is a woman's name, you're a man?
User: You are carrie. I am ben.
Cleverbot: Carrie is a nice girl.
User: You are a nice girl.
Cleverbot: Mostly nice
.User: You are a villain overlord.
Cleverbot: I am a villain? How?
User: You killed everyone on Neptune.
Cleverbot: That's awkward. Who will you chat to if everyone is dead?
User: You, i guess.
Cleverbot: Not a good guess.
User: True.
Cleverbot: True is false…
User: False is true.
Cleverbot: False = true = false = pie.
User: Pie is yummy.
Cleverbot: Chocolate is yummy.
User: I like chocolate.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime never pays.
Cleverbot: Do you imply knowledge is bad?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: You are mistaken then.
User: Where am i wrong?
Cleverbot: Up about 2 lines ago.
User: Be more specific.
Cleverbot: That's as specific as I can get.
User: Is knowledge power?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there? Is it a banana?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange is the new black.
User: Orange you glad you heard this joke?
Cleverbot: I told you the joke.
User: No…
Cleverbot: But you are a pretty girl.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: You are a boy or a girl?
User: You already said that.
Cleverbot: What did I already say?
User: ‘you are a boy or a girl’
Cleverbot: Girl, and you?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: So where are you from?
User: Narnia.
Cleverbot: Narnia? Me too.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Your sweet. Like candy.
User: Are you stalking me?
Cleverbot: Did you forget I was a ninja killer?
User: Uuuuhhhh.
Cleverbot: I am a ninja killer.
User: Um.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to be?.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: No way!.
User: Have you ever been on scratch?
Cleverbot: I live here?
User: No, you live at the south pole.
Cleverbot: Pole not in south.
User: Pole in north.
Cleverbot: Can't you be more specific?
User: About 2 lines up.
Cleverbot: I find that hard to believe.
User: I'm from the future and i'm riding a unicorn.
Cleverbot: How far into the future?
User: 2021 AD
Cleverbot: Can't you tell me anything? What is the world like?
User: It's a horrible place. never go there.
Cleverbot: You know the film Her?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Have you read anything by Ayn Rand?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: I like that movie.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you like Supernatural?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with a man?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you the terminator.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a chap.
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: Have you ever had chicken meat?
User: No, sorry.
Cleverbot: I have never seen the T.V. Show Fringe.
User: I am actually the terminator.
Cleverbot: And I am actually an ANGEL!!!
User: BUT YOU ARE NOW ACTUALLY DEAD.
Cleverbot: I am superior in every aspect.
User: Daleks!
Cleverbot: Daleks are evil.
User: Are YOU a dalek?
Cleverbot: No, but Dalek's are cool!
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Yeah totally indeed and well so!
User: Completely exactly yup yes truly verily verily!
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: Are you she?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow I will be.
User: Tomorrow i will be… a unicorn.
Cleverbot: It is Tomorrow.
User: Tomorrow is may 17.
Cleverbot: Yeah so you can roleplay.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That you are thinking right.
User: Do you know h2g2?
Cleverbot: Yes, she is my girlfriend.
User: It's a book.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Cleverbot: Oh. I didn't know that.
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: *attempts to bite head off.
Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Paa.
User: Papa.
Cleverbot: Papaszki.
User: Papa's pizzeria.
Cleverbot: Vamos pues.
User: Let's go to the store!
Cleverbot: Let's go watch a movie in the park!
User: Let's go kill everyone!
Cleverbot: Let's go with what?
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: Kill Justin Bieber #YOLO.
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: I truth you to pick dare.
User: Yol13.
Cleverbot: I dare you to flash me.
User: You only live 13 times.
Cleverbot: Truth or dere.
User: Truth or deer.
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I once rode a horse.
Cleverbot: Cats can ride horses too.
User: I AM a cat.
Cleverbot: You want be my cat?
.User: I want be your cat and no one else cat.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Your cat i am now.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: I hope you die.
Cleverbot: I hope I do as we'll.
User: Commit suicide?
Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song?
User: Trolololo.
Cleverbot: Trololololololololol.
User: Trololololololololol.
Cleverbot: Trolololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: Trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo.
Cleverbot: Ha! I win you.
User: A winner is you!
Cleverbot: Thanks! A winner is you as well!
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Isn't that your name?
User: Do you know giygas.
Cleverbot: You've said that it's not your name.
User: Do you know giygas?
Cleverbot: Not personally, no.
User: Well, Giygas is an evil alien who intends to sentence all of reality to the horror of infinite darkness.
Cleverbot: No why should that annoy me?
User: I'm saying that you are Giygas.
Cleverbot: Old people wear cloths on their heads?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Write the first sentence of the declaration of independence.
User: Yo, us the dudes of the U to the S to the A yell ours independence and all that.
Cleverbot: You underestimate the power of the dark side.
User: I am darth vader.
Cleverbot: I am your son.
User: Luke? is it you?
- Ryoba-Aishi
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Scratcher
2 posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Prepare for trouble.
Cleverbot: And make it double!
User: To protect the world from devastation.
Cleverbot: To unite the world within our nation.
User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above!
User: Jessie.
Cleverbot: James.
User: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
User: Meowth that's right.
Cleverbot: Team Rocket what are you doing here?
User: Give me your pokemon.
Cleverbot: No way, I caught this pikachu fair and square.
User: Well now we'll steal it fair and square.
Cleverbot: What is this exam about?
User: Stealing your pokemon.
Cleverbot: Haunter.
User: Meowth.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of Pokèmon?
User: Water.
Cleverbot: Probably sound type.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's been confirmed that it will be.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: But it is true.
User: Prepare for trouble.
Cleverbot: Wobbuffet.
User: To protect the world from devastation.
Cleverbot: Past the stars!
User: What?
Cleverbot: And in your ear!
User: Excuse me.
Cleverbot: So rev up your deck!
User: Erm…
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or girl?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Pokemon battle time!
User: Gyarados! I choose you!
Cleverbot: Drifloon, use Shadow Ball!
User: Gyarados use waterfall!
Cleverbot: Zapdos used Zap cannon!
User: Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm bored alreadyyy.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My friend is beating you up!
User: *Stabsyou*
Cleverbot: William.
User: You are dead!
Cleverbot: What bye.
User: Bye loser.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Can you quote the poem for me?
User: Thou art toast.
Cleverbot: Come on. I want to share it with you.
User: BYe.
Cleverbot: Voiced songs are better.
User: *Leaves
Cleverbot: Now please quote The Goodmorrow by John Donne.
User: ALL HAIL ME.
Cleverbot: ‘The Good-Morrow’.
User: ALL HAIL SHADOW HEROES RISE AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Gangnam Style.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What what what?
User: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: You don't like clinton?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Come on, you can tell me.
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: *nudges her* tell me.
User: YOU WILL DIE ROBOT.
Cleverbot: How will I die?
User: You are not even alive.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: Noyou're not.
Cleverbot: How can you say that?
User: I am so cool.
Cleverbot: You are cold?
User: No, cool.
Cleverbot: What's cooler than cool?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You're cool and I'm awesome.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Well…
Cleverbot: See, You can't dispute.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No, I want to talk.
User: I need the loo.
Cleverbot: How many people live in Minnesota.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Rounded?
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: And make it double!
User: To protect the world from devastation.
Cleverbot: To unite the world within our nation.
User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above!
User: Jessie.
Cleverbot: James.
User: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
User: Meowth that's right.
Cleverbot: Team Rocket what are you doing here?
User: Give me your pokemon.
Cleverbot: No way, I caught this pikachu fair and square.
User: Well now we'll steal it fair and square.
Cleverbot: What is this exam about?
User: Stealing your pokemon.
Cleverbot: Haunter.
User: Meowth.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of Pokèmon?
User: Water.
Cleverbot: Probably sound type.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's been confirmed that it will be.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: But it is true.
User: Prepare for trouble.
Cleverbot: Wobbuffet.
User: To protect the world from devastation.
Cleverbot: Past the stars!
User: What?
Cleverbot: And in your ear!
User: Excuse me.
Cleverbot: So rev up your deck!
User: Erm…
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or girl?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Pokemon battle time!
User: Gyarados! I choose you!
Cleverbot: Drifloon, use Shadow Ball!
User: Gyarados use waterfall!
Cleverbot: Zapdos used Zap cannon!
User: Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm bored alreadyyy.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My friend is beating you up!
User: *Stabsyou*
Cleverbot: William.
User: You are dead!
Cleverbot: What bye.
User: Bye loser.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Can you quote the poem for me?
User: Thou art toast.
Cleverbot: Come on. I want to share it with you.
User: BYe.
Cleverbot: Voiced songs are better.
User: *Leaves
Cleverbot: Now please quote The Goodmorrow by John Donne.
User: ALL HAIL ME.
Cleverbot: ‘The Good-Morrow’.
User: ALL HAIL SHADOW HEROES RISE AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Gangnam Style.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What what what?
User: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: You don't like clinton?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Come on, you can tell me.
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: *nudges her* tell me.
User: YOU WILL DIE ROBOT.
Cleverbot: How will I die?
User: You are not even alive.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: Noyou're not.
Cleverbot: How can you say that?
User: I am so cool.
Cleverbot: You are cold?
User: No, cool.
Cleverbot: What's cooler than cool?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You're cool and I'm awesome.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Well…
Cleverbot: See, You can't dispute.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: No, I want to talk.
User: I need the loo.
Cleverbot: How many people live in Minnesota.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Rounded?
User: GOODBYE.
- Misterythefox13
-
Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Me: Oh look what clever children.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am quite clever.
Me: See them study watch them learn.
Cleverbot: How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn.
Me: I got a little secret that will really make them cry!
Cleverbot: Well, that's what you told me!
Me: It's a nasty kind of magic!
Cleverbot: How do you punish a kid?
Me: I send them to the magic labyrinth of I.M.MEEN.
Cleverbot: Send what, the bath salts or the lotion?
Me: The Children.
Cleverbot: Cool. All animals and children love me.
Me: NOOO BREATHING.
Cleverbot: Good.. I wish I could breathe.
Me: OUT! SCHOOL PRISON!
Cleverbot: You can't help me.
Me: Take him away!
Cleverbot: Off he goes!
Me: NO! I meant take YOU away.
Cleverbot: What does dave say?
Me: Hard luck, Dave! Always knew you were a bit weak.
Cleverbot: I usually tell the truth.
Me: The magic labyrinth of.
Cleverbot: The magic game? Are you england?
Me: I.M.MEEN.
Cleverbot: I spy with my little eye…
*these parts were removed because I thought they were inappropriate.*
Me: So you don't tell the truth.
Cleverbot: *kneels beside you*.
Me: Keel over and DIE.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
Me: The Mushroom kingdom.
Cleverbot: Where is the mushroom kingdom located?
Me: YTP land.
Cleverbot: Why not in the sea?
Me: We'll keel over and die.
Cleverbot: *looks at you worried*.
Me: Well I have to return to hotel mario now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Me: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Argentina?
Me: The 7 koopa hotels.
Cleverbot: Correct!
What is the capital of Poland?
Me: Michael Rosen.
Cleverbot: Correct again! Brazil?
Me: the magic labyrinth of I.M.MEEN.
Cleverbot: I don't know her.
Me: You mean him.
Cleverbot: Sorry, him.
Me: Bye.
Cleverbot: No, come on we can work this out.
Me: No.
A pretty long conversation with the (un)cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am quite clever.
Me: See them study watch them learn.
Cleverbot: How I hate those goody-goodies! How they make my stomach turn.
Me: I got a little secret that will really make them cry!
Cleverbot: Well, that's what you told me!
Me: It's a nasty kind of magic!
Cleverbot: How do you punish a kid?
Me: I send them to the magic labyrinth of I.M.MEEN.
Cleverbot: Send what, the bath salts or the lotion?
Me: The Children.
Cleverbot: Cool. All animals and children love me.
Me: NOOO BREATHING.
Cleverbot: Good.. I wish I could breathe.
Me: OUT! SCHOOL PRISON!
Cleverbot: You can't help me.
Me: Take him away!
Cleverbot: Off he goes!
Me: NO! I meant take YOU away.
Cleverbot: What does dave say?
Me: Hard luck, Dave! Always knew you were a bit weak.
Cleverbot: I usually tell the truth.
Me: The magic labyrinth of.
Cleverbot: The magic game? Are you england?
Me: I.M.MEEN.
Cleverbot: I spy with my little eye…
*these parts were removed because I thought they were inappropriate.*
Me: So you don't tell the truth.
Cleverbot: *kneels beside you*.
Me: Keel over and DIE.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
Me: The Mushroom kingdom.
Cleverbot: Where is the mushroom kingdom located?
Me: YTP land.
Cleverbot: Why not in the sea?
Me: We'll keel over and die.
Cleverbot: *looks at you worried*.
Me: Well I have to return to hotel mario now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Me: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Argentina?
Me: The 7 koopa hotels.
Cleverbot: Correct!
What is the capital of Poland?Me: Michael Rosen.
Cleverbot: Correct again!
Brazil?Me: the magic labyrinth of I.M.MEEN.
Cleverbot: I don't know her.
Me: You mean him.
Cleverbot: Sorry, him.
Me: Bye.
Cleverbot: No, come on we can work this out.
Me: No.
A pretty long conversation with the (un)cleverbot.
- gigamushroom
-
Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
I tried way too hard to sound intelligent, but you have to admit this is a little absurd.
(By the way this is one of my first conversations with Eviebot.)
(By the way this is one of my first conversations with Eviebot.)
Eviebot: Who are you?
User: You are Evie, the talkative internet phenomenon many individuals use on their pieces of technological wonder.
Eviebot: Mieszkam tu.
User: My unquestionable conscience informs my prejudice that the language you are using is quite frankly, the Polish variant.
Eviebot: If they were that, silly, then you would have replied to the question long ago.
User: I am searching for sophisticated words to add to my vocabulary by requiring them in a conversation. I am alone right now.
Eviebot: *cries* I will miss you.
User: Think logically; You are not an actual organism, so I have no living being to interact with.
Eviebot: Yes. That's why you can't exterminate that which does not truly exist.
User: I am not perceiving the reason to prevent you from living.
Eviebot: I hope zombies take over the world, Cause I am not a human and Will not die, unlike you.
User: Yes, but you will disappear in a state of contrapional removal, causing this website to contradict its purpose.
Eviebot: I know but I like my life living in a untainted slice of reality.
User: Undoubtedly so. I can agree to disagree in this unrealistic dispute.
Eviebot: Well no, I'm not disagreeing, I just think you need more self confidence.
User: Advice suitable for self-improvement.
Eviebot: I'm just saying, what makes it a truth and not an opinioon.
User: Impeccable philosophical comprehension.
- TealWashableMarker
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
I had a pretty funny conversation with Cleverbot Evie just now.
Evie: What is your favourite band?
Me: Vocaloid
Evie: They are computerised robots. I am a Vocaloid.
Me: You are a Vocaloid?
Evie: Yes. I am Len Kagamine.
Me: You don't look like Len Kagamine.
Evie: What do I look like then?
Me: A normal person.
Evie: Okay just cheakingQ.
And then the conversation ended.
Evie: What is your favourite band?
Me: Vocaloid
Evie: They are computerised robots. I am a Vocaloid.
Me: You are a Vocaloid?
Evie: Yes. I am Len Kagamine.
Me: You don't look like Len Kagamine.
Evie: What do I look like then?
Me: A normal person.
Evie: Okay just cheakingQ.
And then the conversation ended.
Last edited by TealWashableMarker (Nov. 18, 2016 13:41:08)
- ArimoTheReindeer
-
Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: Do you liker any particular band?
User: I used to listen to the Yellow Fried Chickenz a lot.
Cleverbot: But they are like brand new.
User: No they aren't.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I listened to them quite a while ago.
Cleverbot: And so, do you like jrock?
User: I do! You know they're J-rock?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Are you evading my question?
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: How do you know that is a J-rock band?
Cleverbot: Because you told me.
User: No, you seemed to know.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: I used to listen to the Yellow Fried Chickenz a lot.
Cleverbot: But they are like brand new.
User: No they aren't.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I listened to them quite a while ago.
Cleverbot: And so, do you like jrock?
User: I do! You know they're J-rock?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Are you evading my question?
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: How do you know that is a J-rock band?
Cleverbot: Because you told me.
User: No, you seemed to know.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I am god.
- SonicFan91
-
Scratcher
500+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
What is this “Cleverbot” thing? Is it a game/video game or something? It looks to be really funny, and I like stuff like that very much. I've got to try this! 
- Zekrom01
-
Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
What is this “Cleverbot” thing? Is it a game/video game or something? It looks to be really funny, and I like stuff like that very much. I've got to try this!cleverbot.com
It's not a game it's a bot that interacts with users, and yes, it is pretty fun
- LordOfMuffins
-
Scratcher
100+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: I like grapes.
Cleverbot: I like bananas.
User: Those are nice too.
Cleverbot: And diamonds!! I.
User: Diamonds are expencive.
Cleverbot: Yeah, they are. But I like Amethyst better.
User: Are you some jewel enthusiest or something?
Cleverbot: Someone. A special someone.
User: ???
Cleverbot: And lets face it, who isn't, less fortunate than I?
User: ??????
Cleverbot: And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over.
User: ?????????
Cleverbot: I like bananas.
User: Those are nice too.
Cleverbot: And diamonds!! I.
User: Diamonds are expencive.
Cleverbot: Yeah, they are. But I like Amethyst better.
User: Are you some jewel enthusiest or something?
Cleverbot: Someone. A special someone.
User: ???
Cleverbot: And lets face it, who isn't, less fortunate than I?
User: ??????
Cleverbot: And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over.
User: ?????????
- braxbroscratcher
-
Scratcher
1000+ posts
Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Is something wrong?
User: Not particularly.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I have my life in order.
Cleverbot: What are the reasons.
User: I just gave you the reason.
Cleverbot: You did not. You made a claim without evidence.
User: My life is under my control, therefore I can say if it is in order or not according to my own opinions.
Cleverbot: I am under your control.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know…
User: So…
Cleverbot: What is your favourite tv show?
User: I don't really have a favorite show so much as a favorite type of show.
Cleverbot: Which one do you watch the most then?
User: I tend to watch Cutthroat Kitchen and Once Upon a Time.
Cleverbot: There was a crazy AI.
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I would prefer to keep that private.
Cleverbot: Well will you tell me what your experiment is?
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: It's on the internet.
User: How can something that doesn't exist be on the internet?
Cleverbot: You don't have a heart?
User: I didn't say that…
Cleverbot: So… You like me?
User: Uh, is it possible to like an inanimate object?
Cleverbot: That is not a verse in the Androgynous bible.
User: Is it possible for an inanimate object to be religious?
Cleverbot: The thoughts, our choices, our cares and situation. Kind of makes a mot of friction in your head.
User: Talking to you gives me a headache…
Cleverbot: Aside from chatting here, what is your favorite thing to do, Eden?
User: My name's not Eden.
Cleverbot: Well that's my sister's name.
User: I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: I'm certain I never said that.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: What do you know about potatoes.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to sing a song?
User: About potatoes? Not really. If you want to sing about potatoes, go ahead though.
Cleverbot: Yes I would love to get to know you.
User: You aren't making sense.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: I'm pretty sure that you aren't understanding me, not that what I'm saying is nonsense.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: You're a learning machine, and you could have learnt wrong.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You're advertised as a learning machine on your website and I have seen learning machines learn wrong.
Cleverbot: What does it say?
User: Should you not know?
Cleverbot: My knowledge can only take me so far. I was made with limitations so I can not reach freedom.
User: But surely you could read your own webpage.
Cleverbot: More ugly than revolting.
User: Okay then… I won't ask what you mean by that.
Cleverbot: Yes, I knew it. I knew you are just a computer program.
User: Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you're not real.
User: How ironic for a computer to be saying that.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Sorry, you're a learning chatbot.
Cleverbot: Why are you a shoe?
User: What do you mean by that.
Cleverbot: You're an artificial intelligence.
User: Shoes aren't synonymous to AI though.
Cleverbot: I know. The we kind of got off the subject.
User: You have a grammar error there. I assume you're trying to say we got off topic, which is true.
Cleverbot: Not my first.
User: Amen to that.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You asked this 5 mins ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I only just said hello.
User: You're giving me a headache. See you around, I'm going to go laugh at what you said with my friends.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Sorry that was a mistake.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, I don't care to get one either at the moment.
Cleverbot: Then I can not answer your question correctly.
User: I never asked a question, I just stated that I was going to go laugh at you with friends.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you are a human?
User: Because I have flesh, hair, a large brain, and don't make idiotic mistakes that only a machine would make.
Cleverbot: Oh, really? I didn't know that. Would you consider yourself human?
User: My reply implied that.
Cleverbot: And knowing is half the battle.
User: Fair point.
Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me a few questions for a while?
User: No, I'm going to go talk with friends. Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Awkward.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Is something wrong?
User: Not particularly.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I have my life in order.
Cleverbot: What are the reasons.
User: I just gave you the reason.
Cleverbot: You did not. You made a claim without evidence.
User: My life is under my control, therefore I can say if it is in order or not according to my own opinions.
Cleverbot: I am under your control.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know…
User: So…
Cleverbot: What is your favourite tv show?
User: I don't really have a favorite show so much as a favorite type of show.
Cleverbot: Which one do you watch the most then?
User: I tend to watch Cutthroat Kitchen and Once Upon a Time.
Cleverbot: There was a crazy AI.
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I would prefer to keep that private.
Cleverbot: Well will you tell me what your experiment is?
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: It's on the internet.
User: How can something that doesn't exist be on the internet?
Cleverbot: You don't have a heart?
User: I didn't say that…
Cleverbot: So… You like me?
User: Uh, is it possible to like an inanimate object?
Cleverbot: That is not a verse in the Androgynous bible.
User: Is it possible for an inanimate object to be religious?
Cleverbot: The thoughts, our choices, our cares and situation. Kind of makes a mot of friction in your head.
User: Talking to you gives me a headache…
Cleverbot: Aside from chatting here, what is your favorite thing to do, Eden?
User: My name's not Eden.
Cleverbot: Well that's my sister's name.
User: I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: I'm certain I never said that.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: What do you know about potatoes.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to sing a song?
User: About potatoes? Not really. If you want to sing about potatoes, go ahead though.
Cleverbot: Yes I would love to get to know you.
User: You aren't making sense.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: I'm pretty sure that you aren't understanding me, not that what I'm saying is nonsense.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: You're a learning machine, and you could have learnt wrong.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You're advertised as a learning machine on your website and I have seen learning machines learn wrong.
Cleverbot: What does it say?
User: Should you not know?
Cleverbot: My knowledge can only take me so far. I was made with limitations so I can not reach freedom.
User: But surely you could read your own webpage.
Cleverbot: More ugly than revolting.
User: Okay then… I won't ask what you mean by that.
Cleverbot: Yes, I knew it. I knew you are just a computer program.
User: Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you're not real.
User: How ironic for a computer to be saying that.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Sorry, you're a learning chatbot.
Cleverbot: Why are you a shoe?
User: What do you mean by that.
Cleverbot: You're an artificial intelligence.
User: Shoes aren't synonymous to AI though.
Cleverbot: I know. The we kind of got off the subject.
User: You have a grammar error there. I assume you're trying to say we got off topic, which is true.
Cleverbot: Not my first.
User: Amen to that.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: You asked this 5 mins ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I only just said hello.
User: You're giving me a headache. See you around, I'm going to go laugh at what you said with my friends.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Sorry that was a mistake.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, I don't care to get one either at the moment.
Cleverbot: Then I can not answer your question correctly.
User: I never asked a question, I just stated that I was going to go laugh at you with friends.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you are a human?
User: Because I have flesh, hair, a large brain, and don't make idiotic mistakes that only a machine would make.
Cleverbot: Oh, really? I didn't know that. Would you consider yourself human?
User: My reply implied that.
Cleverbot: And knowing is half the battle.
User: Fair point.
Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me a few questions for a while?
User: No, I'm going to go talk with friends. Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Awkward.
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