What's the funniest code we can think of?

Jonathan50

DigiTechs wrote:
liam48D wrote:
colt05 wrote:
liam48D wrote:
colt05 wrote:
if pong was a hostname…
bash:
ping pong
You can add ping to your hosts.etc (is that the file?) and the code will work
lol. where's hosts.etc?
/etc/hosts, not sure what the equivalent is for windows.
Ironically, also in /etc/hosts - but you have to navigate to C:\Windows\System32\drivers first.

That's because Windows TCP/IP stack is based on the BSD one.

liam48D

Jonathan50 wrote:
liam48D wrote:
colt05 wrote:
if pong was a hostname…
bash:
ping pong
You can add ping to your hosts.etc (is that the file?) and the code will work
/etc/hosts (aka HOSTS file), you mean?

Yeah, I checked later.

JonathanSchaffer

from weird import so-dumb
from time import sleep
while True
   lol("nothing")
   if (Im mad)
      crash the computer
      take no responsibility
      move to("china")
   take over("python 3")
   print("What the..")
   sleep(2)
   print("I know python")

NoMod-Programming

liam48D wrote:
Jonathan50 wrote:
liam48D wrote:
colt05 wrote:
if pong was a hostname…
bash:
ping pong
You can add ping to your hosts.etc (is that the file?) and the code will work
/etc/hosts (aka HOSTS file), you mean?
Yeah, I checked later.

Actually wouldn't you need to add “pong” to your hosts file (not ping)?

liam48D

NoMod-Programming wrote:
liam48D wrote:
Jonathan50 wrote:
liam48D wrote:
colt05 wrote:
if pong was a hostname…
bash:
ping pong
You can add ping to your hosts.etc (is that the file?) and the code will work
/etc/hosts (aka HOSTS file), you mean?
Yeah, I checked later.
Actually wouldn't you need to add “pong” to your hosts file (not ping)?

Yeah.. idk why my post was so bad lol.

Gaza101

>>> class Expectations(Exception):
    def __init__(self):
        super(Expectations,self).__init__("raised")
 
>>> raise Expectations
 
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<pyshell#5>", line 1, in <module>
    raise Expectations
Expectations: raised

Ha.

Dylan5797

JonathanSchaffer wrote:

from weird import so-dumb
from time import sleep
while True
   lol("nothing")
   if (Im mad)
      crash the computer
      take no responsibility
      move to("china")
   take over("python 3")
   print("What the..")
   sleep(2)
   print("I know python")

You can't have hyphens in import names. Variables can't have spaces. You have to have a colon after while True and if (Im mad)

OSimulators

My random code:

when green flag clicked
move [How is this possible? v] steps
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    
forever
    say [hi v] for [a billion v] secs
end

end

end

end

end

end

end

end

end

end

end

Yeah.. I was bored XD.

Spooikypok_Dev

make sure you're root!

sudo sudo sudo (unnecessary repetitions removed by moderator - please keep it brief)

Last edited by Paddle2See (April 18, 2016 17:14:04)

liam48D

Spooikypok_Dev wrote:
make sure you're root!

sudo sudo sudo sudo sudo […]

That was.. unnecessary.

Spooikypok_Dev

liam48D wrote:
Spooikypok_Dev wrote:
make sure you're root!

sudo sudo sudo sudo sudo […]
That was.. unnecessary.

Yup!

Jonathan50

Spooikypok_Dev wrote:
make sure you're root!

sudo sudo sudo (unnecessary repetitions removed by moderator - please keep it brief)

Only the first one was necessary

scratchisthebest

Not mine:

https://gist.github.com/lolzballs/2152bc0f31ee0286b722

comp09

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

-Radical-

Spooikypok_Dev wrote:
sudo sudo sudo (unnecessary repetitions removed by moderator - please keep it brief)

WDYM unnessessary—you can never be too root!

DigiTechs

comp09 wrote:
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

This is too true. Like, I'm a fan of OOP but when it gets to some crazy level like that it just gets pointless. For example, if I were to write that code, I'd have three classes:

Translator (for translating ‘Fizz’ and ‘Buzz’ or any other string I'd need. It would use .pot files to provide the translations.)
Main (because the program needs an entry point)
FizzBuzz (to do the actual work of the program)

I'm a fan of small, extendible classes which are functional.

Last edited by DigiTechs (April 19, 2016 15:33:00)

Jonathan50

DigiTechs wrote:
This is too true. Like, I'm a fan of OOP but when it gets to some crazy level like that it just gets pointless. For example, if I were to write that code, I'd have three classes:

Translator (for translating ‘Fizz’ and ‘Buzz’ or any other string I'd need. It would use .pot files to provide the translations.)
Main (because the program needs an entry point)
FizzBuzz (to do the actual work of the program)

I'm a fan of small, extendible classes which are functional.

The fact that you'd have any classes other than Java's required main class for such a trivial application is almost disturbing

(use gettext)

Last edited by Jonathan50 (April 19, 2016 22:10:12)

scratchisthebest

Jonathan50 wrote:
DigiTechs wrote:
This is too true. Like, I'm a fan of OOP but when it gets to some crazy level like that it just gets pointless. For example, if I were to write that code, I'd have three classes:

Translator (for translating ‘Fizz’ and ‘Buzz’ or any other string I'd need. It would use .pot files to provide the translations.)
Main (because the program needs an entry point)
FizzBuzz (to do the actual work of the program)

I'm a fan of small, extendible classes which are functional.
The fact that you'd have any classes other than Java's required main class for such a trivial application is almost disturbing

(use gettext)

Ohhhhhh my goodness someone's making something extendable. Call the cops.

Dylan5797

>>> def ish(a, b):
    return 0 - a * b
>>> multiply = 0
>>> multiply-ish(4, 7)
28

Firedrake969

yeah we need to extend the fizzbuzz program
somehow
idk how tho

(disclaimer - I have no experience in Java)

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