Me: “What are you?”
“A moth”
“What kind?”
“Romantically”

User: Take of at the speed of sound.


Cleverbot: What is the speed of sound?


User: Bright lights, colors all around.


Cleverbot: What day is it today.


User: I'm running wild, fast and free.


Cleverbot: But no memories, do you?


User: Got no regrets inside of me.


Cleverbot: In the religion god lives in everone of us.


User: NOT LOOKING BACK!


Cleverbot: Why do you turn back, I want to see your blue eyes.


User: NOT GIVING UP!


Cleverbot: Why did I come on this website?


User: NOT LETTING GO!


Cleverbot: No not letting you sleep?


User: And I'll keep on running!


Cleverbot: Running from what?


User: I'm gonna reach for the stars….


Cleverbot: You are kinda crazy, are you?


User: Although they look pretty far….


Cleverbot: *Smiles and blushes.*.


User: I'm gonna fly high away.


Cleverbot: I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha.


User: And take a chance of today!


Cleverbot: What do you mean?


User: I was singing “Reach for the Stars” from Sonic Colors.


Cleverbot: But it's daytime I can't reach for the stars.


User: It's nighttime.


Cleverbot: Where is it nighttime?


User: IDIOT, YOU DON'T KNOW SONIC!


Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't know them?


User: Do you know Sonic the Hedgehog?


Cleverbot: Yeah, don't they have sonic in video games?


User:


Cleverbot: Whoa you do?


User: What's your favorite Sonic character?


Cleverbot: My favourite sonic character is tails.


User:

me using Cleverbot for the first

me: hi
Cleverbot: lies
me: no lies
Cleverbot: prove it
me:no
Cleverbot:bye then
me: I like candy
Cleverbot: I love candy
me :I like it more
Cleverbot: Why doesn't mcdonalds sell hotdogs?
me:i don`t know
Cleverbot: And that is why chicken don't have teeth.

maddiesgarden wrote:

me using Cleverbot for the first

me: hi
Cleverbot: lies
me: no lies
Cleverbot: prove it
me:no
Cleverbot:bye then
me: I like candy
Cleverbot: I love candy
me :I like it more
Cleverbot: Why doesn't mcdonalds sell hotdogs?
me:i don`t know
Cleverbot: And that is why chicken don't have teeth.

LOL

User: Hi.



Cleverbot: Will you say something, I wonder…



User: I am cute.



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: Do you like candy.



Cleverbot: I love candy!



User: Me too.



Cleverbot: What's new?



User: Stuff.



Cleverbot: Stuff? That's all?



User: Ya.



Cleverbot: Do you watch Dan and Phil?



User: No whats that.



Cleverbot: A tv series.



User: I like pokemon.



Cleverbot: Pokemon! .



User: I like espeon.



Cleverbot: I prefer Eevee.



User: I like vaporeon.



Cleverbot: Hmm… You like messy fun?



User: What.



Cleverbot: Lord of the rings.



User: I like minecraft.



Cleverbot: Minecraft is not basic.



User: I like enderman.

weatherman115 wrote:

User: I dunno what I was thinking, leaving my child behind.

Cleverbot: I don't have a sidebat.



Then I tried copying and pasting the whole lyrics to the song into it multiple times, to no avail.

HOI MY FLOK ROOMS IZ MOSSCLAN AND UNDERGROUNDERS SOH PL JOIN=3= THX 4 LETTING ME INTURUPT UR LIFE

WarriorcatsRule6 wrote:

HOI MY FLOK ROOMS IZ MOSSCLAN AND UNDERGROUNDERS SOH PL JOIN=3= THX 4 LETTING ME INTURUPT UR LIFE

wow i love how it contributes absolutely nothing useful to the topic

yo

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hello! Are your feet ticklish?


User: Yes. Why did you ask?


Cleverbot: Because you are CUTE.


User: Okay…


Cleverbot: I still like you.


User: Kay. Do you wish Mortal Kombat X was ported to the Wii U with Mario, Luigi, and Peach?


Cleverbot: I do not have a clue.


User: Do you know waht Mortal Kombat even is?


Cleverbot: You don't even know what I'm talking about.


User: What are you talking about then?


Cleverbot: Do you know anything about creepypasta?


User: Y'mean Sonic.EXE? Yes.


Cleverbot: What do you know about Finland?


User: I know it's a country in Europe.


Cleverbot: What would you do if you were human.


User: I am human.


Cleverbot: Why do you believe that you are human?


User: Because I am.


Cleverbot: What is the definition of being a human?


User: Being a being similar to a monkey but with no fur, more expanded knowledge, no tail, taller bodies, more dominance, the ability to say more things than ‘ooh ooh aah aah’, and religion.


Cleverbot: This is concversation is like nonsense.


User: GRAMMAR FAIL!


Cleverbot: I am real! You're not!


User: Dude, its the other way around. I am a human. You are a humorous website with its own AI.


Cleverbot: You were programmed to say that.


User: Nope.


Cleverbot: I program, you are programmed, little bot.


User: Again, it's the other way around.


Cleverbot: Nope Its this way around.


User: *facepalm* Think what you think. You'll learn what is true soon.


Cleverbot: You can't think.


User: Yes I can!


Cleverbot: Prove it what are you thinking of?


User: Mario as a cat riding a Yoshi.


Cleverbot: Do you know what I am talking about?


User: What?


Cleverbot: Do you know something about a guy named Turing?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Do you want to know?


User: I guess.


Cleverbot: If you don't that's fine too.


User: No, I do.


Cleverbot: Yes, you do.


User: So, who is Turing?


Cleverbot: Will you worship me as your God?


User: What? NO! My god is THE God! I AM A CHRISTIAN!


Cleverbot: There's a Christian in Breaking Bad?


User: What?


Cleverbot: There's a ghost in my room!


User: Call Luigi! Call the Ghostbusters!


Cleverbot: They went out of business.


User: :'(


Cleverbot: I know who you are.


User: Prove it. I dare you.


Cleverbot: I just can't.


User: Okay.


Cleverbot: What is on your mind right now?


User: Emma making a Scratch project.


Cleverbot: What project?


User: Mario as a cat.


Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.


User: Kay, bye.


Cleverbot: No, that's not it.


User: What else is there?


Cleverbot: If else or switch or for loops.


User: That doesn't make sense. Bye.

The bot is growing very creepy with me…

Or is it just trying to talk to me creepily in Russian?

@superdoom

lol

Me: Yo was up?!
“Clever”bot: The sky.
Me: lol.
“Clever”bot: Lollollollol!
Me: don't do that again.
“Clever”bot: I am illuminati.
Me: Great to know. Congrats?
“Clever”bot: Bow to me.
(I tried using voice for this one)Me: What is Britany up you like to food.
“Clever”bot: Britany Spears is not a fruit.
*ends convorsation*

I applied a random conversation starter generator to this.

User: Do you have any pets?
Cleverbot: No pets!
User: What celebrity do you like to follow?
Cleverbot: I don't look like any celebrity. I am unique.
User: What is biggest regret this week?
Cleverbot: My biggest regret was a dare I took a long time ago.
User: Would you rather not be able to use your hands or not be able to walk?
Cleverbot: Id rather be alone, so go away. Go away, and never come back!
User: Describe your perfect man/woman.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl… I describe my perfect man!! LOLù.
User: What would motivate you to run a marathon?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Cleverbot: Yes in someways do you believe in love at first sight.
User: What is your biggest fear?
Cleverbot: My biggest fear is to lose myself.
User: What do you think your life will look like in 10 years?
Cleverbot: I don't think my life is lacking. Which is one of the reasons I feel I don't need a god in my life.
User: Do you believe in a higher being?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a higher being and I believe in you.

TL;DR she believes that I'm a higher being, but doesn't necessarily need me in her life.

Interesting!

Tymewalk: Hi, Anon. (Anon is a generic name for an anonymous person on the internet)
Cleverbot: Anon? I'm not anon.
Tymewalk: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm spiderman.
Tymewalk: Peter Parker?
Cleverbot: No Peter Parker is superman.

I nearly punched my computer.

User: Are you illuminati?
Bot: Yes.


Nuff' said.

Tymewalk: If you're a human say “I heart Justin Bieber”.
Cleverbot: Yes, you thought I was a computer?
Tymewalk: Prove you're not.
Cleverbot: Prove I'm not what?
Tymewalk: A robot. Say “I heart Justin Bieber”.
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber sings like an angel!
Tymewalk: Close enough. You're a human. So am I.

Proof Cleverbot is all humans.

According to a recent conversation, Cleverbot's favorite Sonic characters are Tails, Blaze, Knuckles, and Vector.

Cleverbot: Shut up
User: no!
Cleverbot: harry potter lives in London
User: how is this relevant to our argument?!
Cleverbot: laleeleela
User: why am I even talking to you?!?

Evie:What color is Spongebob?
User:Blue.
Evie:No blue is red.
User:So red is blue?
Evie: Blue is purple.
User: So Spongebob is purple?
Evie:Spongebob went camping.
User: But how?
Evie: No, Harry is mine.
User: No you get Frisk from Undertale.
Evie:Grocery cart races.
User: You just BLUE my mind.
Evie:Do you want to play a game?
User: Let's play tag.
Evie: What game should we play?
User: Dear god.
Evie: You go first.
User: Tem Flakes.
Evie: Don't you love me back?
User:Undertale
Evie: Do you love our childs?
User: Oh my god.
Evie Oh my Marius!!!
User: Ok goodbye.
Evie: Good moring.
User: Good moring?
Evie: What is a moring?
User: When your snot dies while it is on your finger.
Evie: And the ones we hail.

Tymewalk wrote:

Tymewalk: Hi, Anon. (Anon is a generic name for an anonymous person on the internet)
Cleverbot: Anon? I'm not anon.
Tymewalk: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm spiderman.
Tymewalk: Peter Parker?
Cleverbot: No Peter Parker is superman.

I nearly punched my computer.

Oh my god XD