LOLABREAR!

scrooge200 wrote:

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
*gives me a long explanation*
“You could've just said no.”
“I'm not sure I understand.”

thats offensive. say sorry

Fluffduckvill2 wrote:

scrooge200 wrote:

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
*gives me a long explanation*
“You could've just said no.”
“I'm not sure I understand.”

thats offensive. say sorry

Okay, how is this offensive?
I've seen some posts where even despite how ridiculously small it is I understand why people would get offended, but this honestly perplexes me.

3DSfan12345 wrote:

Waffle27 wrote:

3DSfan12345 wrote:

Suspenders101 wrote:

3DSfan12345 wrote:

You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.

I don;t quite think you want it. I dont like siri. i used my friend apple product and said “call Dad” and it said "Caling uncle "
I dont think the genious button is even good, but the fails are entertaining.

My phone doesn't have apps, doesn't have a good web browser, has a really small screen that isn't a Retina Display, only has 4 games, and only one is good, is a hand-me-down from my dad, takes 5 minutes for the messages to load, and makes me wish I were using a smartphone.
So I do want a smartphone.

Your phone sounds exactly like mine, but mine has no games. It does have unlimited texting though!

I also have unlimited texting, but I only text one person.

I asked her the 9+10 she said 21!!!!!!!

“Siri what is one frankstinion turtle squared?”

“That would be one quarter mole”


no lies

On my cousin's old phone, Siri misheard his name and added an extra syllable at the end of it. It was kind of funny listening to it say his name.

“hey siri what is the best phone?”
“there are other phones”

Hi

BaconAndEggs1 wrote:

Fluffduckvill2 wrote:

scrooge200 wrote:

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
*gives me a long explanation*
“You could've just said no.”
“I'm not sure I understand.”

thats offensive. say sorry

Okay, how is this offensive?
I've seen some posts where even despite how ridiculously small it is I understand why people would get offended, but this honestly perplexes me.

lol i forgot why i even said that.. probably wrong 1 XD

You HAVE to ask Siri “Why are firetrucks red?” Its SO funny!

tiger75 wrote:

You HAVE to ask Siri “Why are firetrucks red?” Its SO funny!

i know! and ask her “how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood” a few times and she'll say “well, since a woodchuck is technically a groundhog, the real question is how many ponds in a groundhog's mound if a groundhog pound hog mounds?”

cs156175 wrote:

tiger75 wrote:

You HAVE to ask Siri “Why are firetrucks red?” Its SO funny!

i know! and ask her “how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood” a few times and she'll say “well, since a woodchuck is technically a groundhog, the real question is how many ponds in a groundhog's mound if a groundhog pound hog mounds?”

LOL! I tried it and instead it said 42? that cant be right. Then I tried it again and it said: About as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground!! I DIED!

Coding_Kangaroo wrote:

cs156175 wrote:

tiger75 wrote:

You HAVE to ask Siri “Why are firetrucks red?” Its SO funny!

i know! and ask her “how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood” a few times and she'll say “well, since a woodchuck is technically a groundhog, the real question is how many ponds in a groundhog's mound if a groundhog pound hog mounds?”

LOL! I tried it and instead it said 42? that cant be right. Then I tried it again and it said: About as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground!! I DIED!

i know! she has like 10 answers.

really funny, I wish I had siri!

now she beatboxes boots and cats… remember? that was a meme for too short of a time. by the way, in case you don't know boots and cats.. here you go. watch at your own risk.

cs156175 wrote:

now she beatboxes boots and cats… remember? that was a meme for too short of a time. by the way, in case you don't know boots and cats.. here you go. watch at your own risk.

Oooooh, I remember THAT meme, it was my favorite in 2014 (2015?), I remember some Scratchers making projects of that meme.

my sister has an IPhone
her: what's 0 divided by 0
Siri: you have 0 friends and 0 cookies. see it doesn`t make sense. and you are sad because you have no friends. and cookie monster is sad because he has no cookies

have anyone here done 0 divided by 0 on siri yet? if not try it out u will laugh your head of!

that video of cs156175 is halarious!

0/0 anyone? Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that he has no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends. *coughrudecough*
Also:
Hey Siri, what does the fox say?
You will never know, the secret of the fox is an ancient mystery.
Also:
Hey Siri, I am your father.
Excuse me while I jump off the maintenance catwalk into the air shaft… and then get sucked into the gas shaft and then cling to a weather vane on the underside of Cloud City… Metephorically speaking.