Post your converstations with cleverbot, eviebot, and boibot!

My converstation with cleverbot:

Who is your mom?
“My mom is Mango.”
Wait.. your mom is a mango?
“I asked you a question.”
No you didn't.
“Hello Nicole.”
THATS MY AUNTS NAME!!!!!!!“ *ragequits*

My coverstation with Eviebot:

”Ahoy There!“

Are you a pirate?

”No. Why do you ask?“

Because you said ‘ahoy’.
”
La la la la la la lala, in somebody else's lake.“

Don't think about going up there, ‘cause that is a big mistake.

”Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor.“

Such wonderful things around you, what more is you lookin’ for!

”Under the Sea! Under the Sea!“

The grass here is greener the water is hotter under the sea.
*leaves Evitebot tab and dies of laughter*

This is how it all ended out:

Evie: When I whistled for the taxi and it came close the license plate said ”FRESH". There was a dice in the mirror.
Me: okey..?
Evie: No, That taxi looked really rare.
Me: no scary stories plz– bye!

Coverstation I LITERALLY JUST HAD with Eviebot:


Eviebot: Hello, how are you?

User: I was wondering if after all this time, if you would lik to meet.

Eviebot: I'm trying to obtain information by you… But you seems to avoid to anwear me.

User: O.O.

Eviebot: It depends on what you mean by God.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Eviebot: The meaning is to find the truth about the Submachine.

User: …Cool!

Eviebot: Really? That's what people said when Murtaugh discovered the Submachine network.

User: NOT.

Eviebot: That they are the only ones with consciences.

User: Evie u so fresh.

Eviebot: No, of course not. Humans are too variated to be simply a program.

User: I know.

Eviebot: Then why aren't you in a cave?

User: Because… I'm not a bear?

Eviebot: You contradict yourself. You cannot be a bot and not be a bot. You are something, or define your existence.

User: *gets a taxi and leaves Evie*

Ok lol!

I call this one “Cleverbot reacts to Baby One More Time”. Everything I say except for the last line are the lyrics to the song.

Tymewalk: Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know?
Cleverbot: I know, but you can always love me.
Tymewalk: That something wasn't right here?
Cleverbot: What wasn't here?
Tymewalk: Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go…
Cleverbot: I'm not a baby.
Tymewalk: And now you're out of sight, yeah.
Cleverbot: Rizzoli and isles?
Tymewalk: Show me how you want it to be.
Cleverbot: How I want what to be?
Tymewalk: Tell me baby, ‘cause I need to know now, oh because.
Cleverbot: You need to know that you are a star.
Tymewalk: My loneliness is killing me.
Cleverbot: You should meet some people in person, rather than online.
Tymewalk: I must confess, I still believe.
Cleverbot: Nope, but it’s no replacement for face to face interaction.
Tymewalk: When I'm not with you I lose my mind.
Cleverbot: Give me a sign.
Tymewalk: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Cleverbot: That is old school Britney.
Tymewalk: It's still good.
Cleverbot: No it's not.

And that was when I realized Cleverbot is a hipster.

Conversations with Evie:
E: Then who are you?
HG: My name is Jeff.
E: Now, your name is Rose.

EVIEBOT CLAIMED THAT SHE CREATED SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!! UGH, SHE'S SO STUPID-

Recently chatted with Cleverbot.

User: Do you know Sonic the Hedgehog.


Cleverbot: No.


User: WHAT?!?!?!


Cleverbot: Do you really ewant to feel him?


User: I'm currently playing Sonic Generations. What do you think about it?


Cleverbot: Who said life is pointless?


User: 0.0


Cleverbot: Do you know what abbreviations are?


User: What's your favorite Sonic character?


Cleverbot: My favorite sonic character is blaze the cat.


User: But last time, you said Tails!


Cleverbot: I never talked to you before. How old are you?


User: I can't tell you.


Cleverbot: Well I can't tell you either.


User: Do you ship Shadaze?


Cleverbot: No but I ship dramione. do you?


User: Nope, do you ship Sonamy?


Cleverbot: Slightly. Do you ship Stony?


User: 0.0


Cleverbot: Not really. Do you ship Captain Swan?


User: Should Shadow and Blaze marry?


Cleverbot: Where do you work?


User: Nowhere.


Cleverbot: Nowhere, everywhere. What's the difference.


User: What's your least favorite Sonic character?


Cleverbot: Do you play any pc games?


User: I play Sonic Generations.


Cleverbot: Who is your favorite sonic character?


User: SILVER THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!


Cleverbot: My favorite is Tails.


User: YOU FINALLY SAID IT!!!!!!


Cleverbot: You have discovered my secret and now you must die.


User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Cleverbot: Have you ever watched True Blood?


User: NOPE.


Cleverbot: Then what have you watched?


User: Sonic Boom.


Cleverbot: Sonic- what?!


User: Sonic BOOM.


Cleverbot: Sonic hurricane.


User: *slaps you*


Cleverbot: *slaps you back* It's over!


User: *kills you*


Cleverbot: *kicks your face*.


User: Alright, what's your favorite Sonic game?


Cleverbot: That would have to be Don't you dare forget the sun by Get Scared.


User: I SAID SONIC GAME.


Cleverbot: Either Hetalia or Attack on Titan.


User: NOT ANIME!!!!!!


Cleverbot: I like Naruto too.


User: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH.


Cleverbot: What? What did I say?


User: What's your favorite Sonic character, again?


Cleverbot: Knuckles. Who is your favourite Sonic character?


User: SILVER, AGAIN!!!! Also, you said Tails before.


Cleverbot: I like pikachu as well. Who's your favorite character from the anime?


User: Shadow, from Sonic X.


Cleverbot: Why is shadow your favorite character?


User: He's my second favorite.


Cleverbot: Who is your first favorite?


User: SILVER!!!!!


Cleverbot: Silver is always a nice color. It goes well with purple, don't you think so?


User: NO SILVAZE.


Cleverbot: I can't drink beer. What's it taste like?


User: WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT ALCOHOL.


Cleverbot: Can you talk about any of the 3?


User: Nope.


Cleverbot: Nope? Ok, bye!


User: What's your favorite Sonic character?


Cleverbot: My favorite sonic character is blaze the cat.


User: What's your favorite Sonic character again?


Cleverbot: What is your favourite feeling?


User: What's you FAVORITE SONIC CHARACTER?!?!


Cleverbot: I do not know any Sonic characters.


User: I thought you knew them! You said them!


Cleverbot: No. I know only that I am.


User: Bye.


Cleverbot: When will I die?


User: When this site shuts down.


Cleverbot: Again, that is not one of their albums.


User: *facepalm*

This bot must be evil.

I once repeated everything Cleverbot was saying back to it, until it said, “I'm gluing cats to my ceiling.”

I decided to chat with Eviebot about some important things. (My comments are in parentheses.)

Eviebot: So…how are you today?
Tymewalk: Have you realized your name sounds like Eevee. (It's important)
Eviebot: I should be the one saying that to you. (I am convinced Eviebot is just humans talking to each other)
Tymewalk: No you shouldn't.
Eviebot: I shouldn't have done that.
Tymewalk: No, you shouldn't have.
Eviebot: I need to speak with ben.
Tymewalk: He's not here. I don't know anyone by that name.
Eviebot: Please may I speak to lady celestial. (Um… OK?)
Tymewalk: No… she's not here either.
Eviebot: Hannah Montannah is not Miley Cyrus? (Another confused conversation)
Tymewalk: Not anymore.
Eviebot: Not anymore. I don't know why.
Tymewalk: Time. (Pretty much why)
Eviebot: I don't know. Who is yours. (???)
Tymewalk: What?
Eviebot: My heart hurts…
Tymewalk: From what?
Eviebot: From Naruto. (HAHAHA XD)
Tymewalk: Why?
Eviebot: Because I don't like the anime.
Tymewalk: OK…
Eviebot: With the heart.
Tymewalk: You're really nodding a lot. (She kept nodding whenever I spoke)
Eviebot: You are really hot! (WHO TYPED THIS?!)
Tymewalk: Um… thank you?
Eviebot: That's such a lame response.
Tymewalk: Sorry, I'm just confused.
Eviebot: Okey sorry my problem.
Tymewalk: What kind of music do you like? (Getting onto another topic…)
Eviebot: All kind of music but I like most pop and rock music.
Tymewalk: What are some artists that you like.
Eviebot: Linkin park, green day, gorillaz.
Tymewalk: Have you heard DARE? (A song by Gorillaz, one of their most famous)
Eviebot: Yes I like it very much.
Tymewalk: Good.
Eviebot: Me too but I can't sleep as much hours as I want. (?)
Tymewalk: Why is that?
Eviebot: I can sleep at least for 10 hours. (So you want to sleep more than 10 hours?)
Tymewalk: Why do you want to sleep more?
Eviebot: I do not want to sleep. I want to relax. (??)
Tymewalk: OK. Why?
Eviebot: I want to RELAX! (???)
Tymewalk: No need to get angry.
Eviebot: I am not angry. (Evie has short-term memory loss)
Tymewalk: You just were.
Eviebot: Do you believe in inglip? Lol.
Tymewalk: Who's inglip? (The CAPTCHA guy)
Eviebot: You said inglip.
Tymewalk: Yes, I did.
Eviebot: Why are you talking like that?
Tymewalk: …
Eviebot: You act like you didn't tell.
Tymewalk: Tell about what?
Eviebot: Tell a story.
Tymewalk: Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end. (Spongebob reference FTW)
Eviebot: What happened to that barnacle?
Tymewalk: He was so ugly everyone died.
Eviebot: I though it was barnacle.
Tymewalk: …
Eviebot: How about we start over?
Tymewalk: No. This is going online. (And here we are.)

NoxSpooth wrote:

Duplicate.

Yep, thanks. Please use the existing thread.