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“All right. I've been thinking.
When Life gives you lemons, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! I DON'T WANT YOUR !@%# LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE”S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON! BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!
(With the lemons.)“ -Cave Johnson
”Stanley was so bad at following directions, It's incredible he wasn't fired years ago.“ -The Narrator
”I told you about the stairs, bro. I TOLD you about the stairs." -Hella Jeff

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Macadam, Scratcher since october 2012. Started as a stupid immature kid - but trying to clean that painful rembering