Failed Attempts to Write Malware

IMPULSS

What's the most failed piece of malware that you've seen?
For me it's the code:

@echo off
color a
del C:\Windows\System32

What pops up in the terminal:

Would you like to delete C:\Windows\System32? y/n

Actually, it's a good thing it failed. I wrote the malware, and ran it on my own computer! (Don't even ask what I was thinking

)

([this makes no sense v] :: #CCC stack ring)

Hamish752

IMPULSS wrote:

@echo off
color a
del C:\Windows\System32

That is the saddest malware attempt I've ever seen…

CatsUnited

Hamish752 wrote:
IMPULSS wrote:
@echo off
color a
del C:\Windows\System32
That is the saddest malware attempt I've ever seen…

…but at least you don't have a rekt computer.

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IMPULSS

Hamish752 wrote:
IMPULSS wrote:
@echo off
color a
del C:\Windows\System32
That is the saddest malware attempt I've ever seen…

Yep! Back in the days when I was 5.

([this makes no sense v] :: #CCC stack ring)

IMPULSS

CatsUnited wrote:
Hamish752 wrote:
IMPULSS wrote:
@echo off
color a
del C:\Windows\System32
That is the saddest malware attempt I've ever seen…
…but at least you don't have a rekt computer.

True True…

Last edited by Paddle2See (Nov. 8, 2015 09:54:47)

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liam48D

When I'm told to run your code on UNIX (no del!).

Last edited by liam48D (Nov. 8, 2015 10:18:49)

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comp09

I remember making copies of program shortcuts on a computer's desktop to make them look exactly the same, only that one of them lead to the actual program and the rest led to cmd forkbombs. That was…interesting.

The next day, I pointed those shortcuts to rickrolls.

Visit the website of Andrew Sun!

CatsUnited

comp09 wrote:
I remember making copies of program shortcuts on a computer's desktop to make them look exactly the same, only that one of them lead to the actual program and the rest led to cmd forkbombs. That was…interesting.

The next day, I pointed those shortcuts to rickrolls.

cmd forkbombs - meh
rickrolls - Cool! Can you give me the source code?

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Laddie12

Try this bundle of joy out

section .text
global _start:

_start:
mov ax, 0x1000
mov ax, ss
mov sp, 0xf000
mov ax, 0x5307
mov bx, 0x0001
mov cx, 0x0003
int 0x15

Anyone else enjoy assembly?

Last edited by Laddie12 (Nov. 8, 2015 23:50:04)

“Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.”
- Tennessee Williams

CatsUnited

Laddie12 wrote:
Try this bundle of joy out
section .text
global _start:

_start:
mov ax, 0x1000
mov ax, ss
mov sp, 0xf000
mov ax, 0x5307
mov bx, 0x0001
mov cx, 0x0003
int 0x15
Anyone else enjoy assembly?

What does that do? I can't quite read assembly yet.

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comp09

CatsUnited wrote:
comp09 wrote:
I remember making copies of program shortcuts on a computer's desktop to make them look exactly the same, only that one of them lead to the actual program and the rest led to cmd forkbombs. That was…interesting.

The next day, I pointed those shortcuts to rickrolls.
cmd forkbombs - meh
rickrolls - Cool! Can you give me the source code?

Basically, it just opens firefox to a rickroll page on my website.

Visit the website of Andrew Sun!

__init__

comp09 wrote:
CatsUnited wrote:
comp09 wrote:
I remember making copies of program shortcuts on a computer's desktop to make them look exactly the same, only that one of them lead to the actual program and the rest led to cmd forkbombs. That was…interesting.

The next day, I pointed those shortcuts to rickrolls.
cmd forkbombs - meh
rickrolls - Cool! Can you give me the source code?
Basically, it just opens firefox to a rickroll page on my website.

import webbrowser
webbrowser.open("https://andrewsun.com/etc/special/m.html")

yeah.

thisandagain pls explain

Laddie12

CatsUnited wrote:
Laddie12 wrote:
Try this bundle of joy out
section .text
global _start:

_start:
mov ax, 0x1000
mov ax, ss
mov sp, 0xf000
mov ax, 0x5307
mov bx, 0x0001
mov cx, 0x0003
int 0x15
Anyone else enjoy assembly?
What does that do? I can't quite read assembly yet.

Performs hard shutdown on your processor

“Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.”
- Tennessee Williams

comp09

Laddie12 wrote:
CatsUnited wrote:
Laddie12 wrote:
Try this bundle of joy out
section .text
global _start:

_start:
mov ax, 0x1000
mov ax, ss
mov sp, 0xf000
mov ax, 0x5307
mov bx, 0x0001
mov cx, 0x0003
int 0x15
Anyone else enjoy assembly?
What does that do? I can't quite read assembly yet.
Performs hard shutdown on your processor

Pentium F00F bug, anyone?

__init__ wrote:
comp09 wrote:
CatsUnited wrote:
comp09 wrote:
I remember making copies of program shortcuts on a computer's desktop to make them look exactly the same, only that one of them lead to the actual program and the rest led to cmd forkbombs. That was…interesting.

The next day, I pointed those shortcuts to rickrolls.
cmd forkbombs - meh
rickrolls - Cool! Can you give me the source code?
Basically, it just opens firefox to a rickroll page on my website.
import webbrowser
webbrowser.open("https://andrewsun.com/etc/special/m.html")
yeah.

Actually, it was just a Windows shortcut to

C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe "https://andrewsun.com/path/to/rickroll.html"

Visit the website of Andrew Sun!

Paddle2See

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