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- CatsUnited
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Scratcher
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Hardest programming language
Malbolge. It was so hard that the first program written for it was done by a machine two years after it's release.
But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.
But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.
- IMPULSS
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Hardest programming language
Malbolge. It was so hard that the first program written for it was done by a machine two years after it's release.Yes, malbolge is ridiculously hard. But what about a whitespace language?
But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.
- Rumanti
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Scratcher
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Hardest programming language
Butterflies.
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.
Last edited by Rumanti (Oct. 17, 2015 09:26:12)
- WooHooBoy
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
programming machine code, except via a Navajo code talker saying 1s and 0s. Yes, you are the code talker.
- BookOwl
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Using butterflies to send messages to a Navajo code talker who then speaks into Google Translate so that everyone can understand if he said zero or one, and then a 100 year old man heard him and walks a mile to get to an iPhone that has Siri to deliver the message. She is told to send a text message to an Arduino containing a zero or one, which tells it what to add to the code.
Now that's hard!
Now that's hard!

- DadOfMrLog
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Hardest programming language
But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.It depends on what is meant by “hard”…
I wouldn't say it's that difficult to write a basic program in assembly - you tend to have a more limited set of the essential instructions, so in some ways it's easier. (I remember writing 6502 and Z80a assembly when I was still at secondary school - try some of those older ones and you'll get the essential idea pretty quickly. After that it's just a case of learning the appropriate mnemonics for more modern ones.)
I think I'd describe it as tedious rather than ‘hard’…
- iamunknown2
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Hardest programming language
Well, programming languages are supposed to do the job, so unless it's an esoteric (for fun) language, I doubt any language would be created to be a pain in the neck…
Well, you could always invent a programming language where you instruct 7th graders at bottom set to do calculations…
Well, you could always invent a programming language where you instruct 7th graders at bottom set to do calculations…

- TheLogFather
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Hardest programming language
Well, programming languages are supposed to do the job, so unless it's an esoteric (for fun) language, I doubt any language would be created to be a pain in the neck…Yeah, exactly…
I think I'd say that it's more a case of not being ‘used to’ the way a language works.
A good example would be something like Joy, which is rather different to the more common languages you tend to come across these days. (See also Forth, which I recall finding really intriguing when the Jupiter Ace first came out around the same time as I got my ZX Spectrum.)
If you want an example of a serious (and very concise, yet powerful) programming language that was reasonably widely used early on, and yet seems very foreign to most coders these days, take a look at APL.
Last edited by TheLogFather (Oct. 17, 2015 13:40:04)
- IMPULSS
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Scratcher
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Hardest programming language
So far, I'm thinking like this:
Malbolge is hardest to program
Whitespace is the hardest to read, but has some practical uses
Malbolge is hardest to program
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R,+O<- Rumanti
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Um, may I ask, what is the purpose of topic?
We seem to head towards esoteric languages..
We seem to head towards esoteric languages..
- Zro716
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Malbolge may be tough, but it can be understood through concrete rules. if you're looking for the absolute hardest programming language, then quantum-computer machine language is just for you.
- IMPULSS
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Hardest programming language
Malbolge may be tough, but it can be understood through concrete rules. if you're looking for the absolute hardest programming language, then quantum-computer machine language is just for you.If I was going to program for a quantum computer, I'd program in QCL, Quiper, or something like that.
- MegaApuTurkUltra
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Butterflies.I wish you could +1 posts. I'm too lazy to find the clean version of the xkcd for anyone who doesn't get it…
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.
- PullJosh
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
I made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)Butterflies.I wish you could +1 posts. I'm too lazy to find the clean version of the xkcd for anyone who doesn't get it…
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.

- djdolphin
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Hardest programming language
I made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-

- WooHooBoy
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
it's up nowI made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-
EDIT: huh, I can see the image but can't acsess the site…
Last edited by WooHooBoy (Oct. 18, 2015 00:38:20)
- djdolphin
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Scratcher
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Hardest programming language
Then it's probably a cached copy of the image.it's up nowI made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-
EDIT: huh, I can see the image but can't acsess the site…
- WooHooBoy
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
oh it's not cubeuploadThen it's probably a cached copy of the image.it's up nowI made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-
EDIT: huh, I can see the image but can't acsess the site…
- DigiTechs
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Scratcher
500+ posts
Hardest programming language
Well, programming languages are supposed to do the job, so unless it's an esoteric (for fun) language, I doubt any language would be created to be a pain in the neck…Yeah, exactly…
I think I'd say that it's more a case of not being ‘used to’ the way a language works.
A good example would be something like Joy, which is rather different to the more common languages you tend to come across these days. (See also Forth, which I recall finding really intriguing when the Jupiter Ace first came out around the same time as I got my ZX Spectrum.)
If you want an example of a serious (and very concise, yet powerful) programming language that was reasonably widely used early on, and yet seems very foreign to most coders these days, take a look at APL.
FORTH is really fun to implement. Mostly because it is so similar to RPN, and uses a stack.












