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- CatsUnited
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Malbolge. It was so hard that the first program written for it was done by a machine two years after it's release.
But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.
But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.
- IMPULSS
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100+ posts
Hardest programming language
Yes, malbolge is ridiculously hard. But what about a whitespace language? Malbolge. It was so hard that the first program written for it was done by a machine two years after it's release.
But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.
- Rumanti
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Butterflies.
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.
Last edited by Rumanti (Oct. 17, 2015 09:26:12)
- WooHooBoy
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
programming machine code, except via a Navajo code talker saying 1s and 0s. Yes, you are the code talker.
- BookOwl
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Using butterflies to send messages to a Navajo code talker who then speaks into Google Translate so that everyone can understand if he said zero or one, and then a 100 year old man heard him and walks a mile to get to an iPhone that has Siri to deliver the message. She is told to send a text message to an Arduino containing a zero or one, which tells it what to add to the code.
Now that's hard!
Now that's hard!

- DadOfMrLog
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
It depends on what is meant by “hard”… But, if you want a non-esoteric language, then try learning Assembly Language.
I wouldn't say it's that difficult to write a basic program in assembly - you tend to have a more limited set of the essential instructions, so in some ways it's easier. (I remember writing 6502 and Z80a assembly when I was still at secondary school - try some of those older ones and you'll get the essential idea pretty quickly. After that it's just a case of learning the appropriate mnemonics for more modern ones.)
I think I'd describe it as tedious rather than ‘hard’…
- iamunknown2
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Well, programming languages are supposed to do the job, so unless it's an esoteric (for fun) language, I doubt any language would be created to be a pain in the neck…
Well, you could always invent a programming language where you instruct 7th graders at bottom set to do calculations…
Well, you could always invent a programming language where you instruct 7th graders at bottom set to do calculations…

- TheLogFather
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Hardest programming language
Yeah, exactly… Well, programming languages are supposed to do the job, so unless it's an esoteric (for fun) language, I doubt any language would be created to be a pain in the neck…
I think I'd say that it's more a case of not being ‘used to’ the way a language works.
A good example would be something like Joy, which is rather different to the more common languages you tend to come across these days. (See also Forth, which I recall finding really intriguing when the Jupiter Ace first came out around the same time as I got my ZX Spectrum.)
If you want an example of a serious (and very concise, yet powerful) programming language that was reasonably widely used early on, and yet seems very foreign to most coders these days, take a look at APL.
Last edited by TheLogFather (Oct. 17, 2015 13:40:04)
- IMPULSS
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Hardest programming language
So far, I'm thinking like this:
Malbolge is hardest to program
Whitespace is the hardest to read, but has some practical uses
Malbolge is hardest to program
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- Rumanti
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Um, may I ask, what is the purpose of topic?
We seem to head towards esoteric languages..
We seem to head towards esoteric languages..
- Zro716
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Malbolge may be tough, but it can be understood through concrete rules. if you're looking for the absolute hardest programming language, then quantum-computer machine language is just for you.
- IMPULSS
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100+ posts
Hardest programming language
If I was going to program for a quantum computer, I'd program in QCL, Quiper, or something like that. Malbolge may be tough, but it can be understood through concrete rules. if you're looking for the absolute hardest programming language, then quantum-computer machine language is just for you.
- MegaApuTurkUltra
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
I wish you could +1 posts. I'm too lazy to find the clean version of the xkcd for anyone who doesn't get it… Butterflies.
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.
- PullJosh
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
I made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)I wish you could +1 posts. I'm too lazy to find the clean version of the xkcd for anyone who doesn't get it… Butterflies.
Real programmers use butterflies.
I couldn't think of anything more difficult.

- djdolphin
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
I made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-

- WooHooBoy
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
it's up nowI made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-
EDIT: huh, I can see the image but can't acsess the site…
Last edited by WooHooBoy (Oct. 18, 2015 00:38:20)
- djdolphin
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
Then it's probably a cached copy of the image.it's up nowI made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-
EDIT: huh, I can see the image but can't acsess the site…
- WooHooBoy
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1000+ posts
Hardest programming language
oh it's not cubeuploadThen it's probably a cached copy of the image.it's up nowI made this a while ago. Found it in my pictures library. (It's also on the forums somewhere. No idea where though.)https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/1292670/ You can't see it though since CubeUpload is down.
-snip-
EDIT: huh, I can see the image but can't acsess the site…
- DigiTechs
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500+ posts
Hardest programming language
Yeah, exactly… Well, programming languages are supposed to do the job, so unless it's an esoteric (for fun) language, I doubt any language would be created to be a pain in the neck…
I think I'd say that it's more a case of not being ‘used to’ the way a language works.
A good example would be something like Joy, which is rather different to the more common languages you tend to come across these days. (See also Forth, which I recall finding really intriguing when the Jupiter Ace first came out around the same time as I got my ZX Spectrum.)
If you want an example of a serious (and very concise, yet powerful) programming language that was reasonably widely used early on, and yet seems very foreign to most coders these days, take a look at APL.
FORTH is really fun to implement. Mostly because it is so similar to RPN, and uses a stack.