Funny Siri/S-Voice Conversations!

scrooge200

“Eat your vegtables”
“Who, me?”
“Yes, you”
“I thought so”

Fellow_Adventurer

kingdragon wrote:
LeDerpy123 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.
You're all so lucky.
I don't have a phone of any kind. Just a landline.
You're all so lucky.
My phone line connects directly to a graveyard, and in result the spirits of the dead are always interrupting my conversations. And so that means whenever I'm on it talking to someone I always hear the same things, their trying to tell me about some “warning” that I forgot. So inconvenient!

Sound kinda like a Twilight Zone episode….

Fellow_Adventurer

Me- What's 0 divided by 0?
Siri- Zero divided by Zero. Imagine you have 0 cookies and you divide them equally among your 0 friends. How many cookies does each friend get? See, it doesn't make sense. Cookies Monster is sad because he has no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends.
Me- wat
Siri- I don't understand.

SnoConeGlobe

“I'm tired.”

“Locating coffee shops near you…”

BaconAndEggs1

mz1212 wrote:
things I know about you:
1. You are reading this
2. You are a human
3. You can't say the letter “p” without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6.You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too

lel i did none of those

huyenmi

berberberber wrote:
The old cleverbot thread didn't get closed, so i assume this one won't either, becuase its kinda similar.

Anyway, post your funny, weird, or strange computerized conversions here!

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Don't you have anything better to do?

I want to make a voice message game.

when green flag clicked
if <voice = recording1> then
play sound [recording2 v]

    
end

    
end

Vetpetmon

Lawl, these were from 1-2 years old, and I deiced to share them now:

THIS ONE IS BY MY FRIEND, JESTERGAMES ON THE XBOX:

When will the binding of Isaac come out?

Binding of toast creepers…

Me:
Can you tell me I a game I should player through 2003-2006?

Sorry, the game from that time period is too popular, because it's BAD. <- Spyro the Dragon?

Are you a robot?

No I am not a ROBOT!

I found Nemo

WELL GOOD FOR YOU!

Siri was weird. Now that JesterGames is no longer with me, I can't do it. He HAS the phone…

adude123

ask siri: “What is 0/0?”

SuperDoom

Me: What is Inception about?
Siri: Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.

SuperDoom

50zeroWeirdo wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck is a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all of the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Found it.

SuperDoom

kingdragon wrote:
LeDerpy123 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.
You're all so lucky.
I don't have a phone of any kind. Just a landline.
You're all so lucky.
My phone line connects directly to a graveyard, and in result the spirits of the dead are always interrupting my conversations. And so that means whenever I'm on it talking to someone I always hear the same things, their trying to tell me about some “warning” that I forgot. So inconvenient!

You're all so unlucky. I'VE GOT AN ANDROID TABLET AND 3DS AND COMPUTER! AND A WII U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

MelSZz

I'm a samsung only sort of Person, so I use SVoice. I also use Cortana on Windows 10!
But these are only from SVoice as Cortana is not the voice of discusion here! :-D

ME: How long have you been around?
Galaxy: Long enough to know I've got a lot to learn

ME: Do you have a Name?
Galaxy: Yes! Galaxy

ME: Do you like Apple
Galaxy: I have no problems with anyone, even though my loyalty lies with Samsung.

ME: Is Apple better than Samsung?
Galaxy: That question is backward.

happyland440

SuperDoom wrote:
kingdragon wrote:
LeDerpy123 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.
You're all so lucky.
I don't have a phone of any kind. Just a landline.
You're all so lucky.
My phone line connects directly to a graveyard, and in result the spirits of the dead are always interrupting my conversations. And so that means whenever I'm on it talking to someone I always hear the same things, their trying to tell me about some “warning” that I forgot. So inconvenient!
You're all so unlucky. I'VE GOT AN ANDROID TABLET AND 3DS AND COMPUTER! AND A WII U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

But I have two iPod Touches, one iPod Mini, one Macbook Pro, one slow netbook, one DS and one Wii. Mwahhhhaaaa!

monkeydood

50zeroWeirdo wrote:
What does the fox say?
I don't know. The secret of the fox is an ancient mystery.

iOS 9: Me: What does the fox say? Siri: Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow
I use the iOS 9 public beta. Try that. It is so funny.

FoxyGamer64

lol

im so swag

FoxyGamer64

ask siri if @FoxyGamer64 is swag

cheetahgirl9

Somone tell siri that I dont mean ‘'Kittines with rabies’' when I say “ kitties with babies ” its creepy she thought somone means that. wow

scrooge200

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
*gives me a long explanation*
“You could've just said no.”
“I'm not sure I understand.”

fivehead

FoxyGamer64 wrote:
ask siri if @FoxyGamer64 is swag

I did, she said no.

scrooge200

Some fun stuff to ask:
“Make the screen darker.”
“What's your favorite book?”
“What do you think of (Insert something here)?”
“What does (word) mean?”
“Is (insert noun here) an (something)?” An example is, “Is a trumpet an instrument?”
“Used tubas for sale.”

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