QuarterLife: Halfway to Destruction wrote:

ATUHOR'S NOSE:
Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant what are you working on”
“UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty”
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
“Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks”
“ HAha” They laughed
“Whait oh no where id isotop?”
“UIt is been stoled!”

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said “I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!”
“NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!” Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
“IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS”
“TOO LATE” and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
“Ew must escapes out of here fastly” but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
“This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!”
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
“Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission”
“Not so fast, Mr. Gordon”

What happens next? You deiside!

Tahnks for reading please buy my book at peterchimaera .com i am poor

Author's Note

A website, known as Uncyclopedia (an online encyclopedia, similar to Wikipedia), said that I was writing a story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction. I don't know where they got this silly idea, but I decided I would write it anyways.

Chapter One: What It Means

One day, Gordon Freeman was studying in his laboratory, when a fellow scientist and co-worker, named Jim, asked him, “Gordon Freeman, what are you working on?” Gordon replied, “I have discovered a brand new isotope, and it is so volatile that it has a quarter-life instead of a half-life. We must observe with much haste.” Before they could begin, a headcrab leaped onto Jim's head! “Oh no!” exclaimed Gordon, “Where did that headcrab come from?” Gordon rushed to get his crowbar, but he discovered it was missing. Having no other choice, he borrowed a claymore sword from the Wall of Armaments. He swung at the headcrab with all his might, and killed it after just one blow. In his fury, though, Gordon had slice Jim's head. “Hey, watch where you swing next time!” said Jim. He added, “Just kidding, thanks for saving me!” They shared a boisterous laugh. Something was missing, though. “Wait a minute, where did the isotope go?” asked Jim. “It appears someone has stolen it!” answered Gordon.

Chapter Two: They Recover The Isotope…Or Do They?

Gordon and Jim arrived at the headquarters of the alien menace. Suddenly, Father Grigori appeared, saying to them, “I have taken your precious isotope, and it will cause a meltdown!” Gordon was shocked. “No! That will destroy the entirety of Dallas!” The reason for this was because our story takes place in Dallas. In fact, it is a very nice place, and I even have a friend living there. Father Grigori chortled. “If you do not agree to my demands…” he started to say. “Too late!” Father Grigori was right – the isotope had hit its quarter-life. Slowly but surely, the room they were in was vaporizing right before their eyes. “We must escape, and quickly!” yelled Gordon. It was too late for poor Jim, though – he had been blown to smitheroons by the aliens.

Chapter Three: Destruction Is Imminent!

Gordon quickly dialed the military on his cellular phone. “This is Gordon Freeman!” he said. “How can we contain the meltdown? Wait a minute…I have a plan!” Hanging up the phone, Gordon whipped out his Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and created two Portals – one orange, one blue – and pushed the headquarters through them, causing the meltdown to occur harmlessly in the Atlantic Ocean. “Hooray!” exclaimed Gordon. “I succeeded, and have completed the mission!” A mysterious figure appeared behind Gordon. “Not so fast, Mr. Gordon!” it yelled.

What happens next? Why, that's up to you to decide! Use your imagination!

Thanks for reading! Please, by my book at peterchimaera dot com – I am very poor, and it saddens me.

Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction

ATUHOR NOSE:
Uncycylopedia (which is online as encyclopidia wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where to come, but I decided to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was investigated in the study was laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant What are you working on”
“UI have discovered a new isatope radoactive volley but it is so it does not have a half-life, but a quarter of life so we must observe with hasty”
Juts then a Headcrab Jimms then head OH NO HOW DID COME Headcrab! Wents GHordon for his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad borrow a claymore weapon. He hits teh Headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
“Watch where you balance fun I thank you”
“Haha” They laughed
“Oh no Whait where id isotope?”
“UIt has been stoled!”

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPIC but they
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad game said: “I take the isotope and it will fit!”
“Not all of Dallas!” Which SWAS target where they were and what was the right place and my friend lives there.
“IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH MY DEMANS”
“TOO LATE” and the isotope Quarterlife success and teh room was slowly become vaporize
“Ew must escapes here fastly” but Jimm was already blown smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: IS DESTRUACTION IMMINANT
“This is Gordon Freeman how do we understand teh collapse? I know! ”
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters in Dallas wouldnt melt portal and it turns off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
“Hooray, I scucceeded win the mission”
“Not so fast, Mr. Gordon”

What happens next? Deiside you!

Tahnks for reading please buy my book peterchimaera com I am poor.: (

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