I'm such a skibidi rizzly bear: ladies, come to my house... mom's not around. Oh yeah, I also love watching skibidi toilet, so I named my dog Skibidi.

I'm workin on pick-up lines:
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Is your name Google? Because you have everything."