HI CALL ME ZHON BUT ZHON IS NOT MY REAL NAME I JUST SPAMMED IT AND I ALSO SPAMMED LIU BUT I DO HAVE A CHINESE LAST NAME BECAUSE I AM CHINESE AND I AM THE BEST SPAMMER IN THE PARALLEL MULTIVERSE!

你好我是一个人叫胡同(Hutong)。 我喜欢东西。你也可以叫我 Bob。

TRANSLATION:
Hello, I am a person called Hutong. I like things. You can also call me Bob.

〖One day someone called me Tianya.〗
XD