Epithet Erased is one of the best web shows I've seen in forever. Every character is interesting in lovable. I can say with complete honesty that there is not a single character that I don't like.

Something secret but soon you will know, just like everything in life.

knight takes rook
bishop takes pawn
sheep to e5
beef to d2
ROOK TAKES SHEEP
SHEEP TAKES BEEF
BEEP BEEP SHEEEP BEEP
BEEP DEEPIN'