Howdy y’all! Joe Hills here, recording as I always do in Nashville, Tennessee!
*Pronouns? Any!
*Ventriloquism
*Proudly running HHH
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*Certified Dogcatcher
Joe Hills out!

(DISCLAIMER: Not the real Joe Hills! This is a role play account intended for entertainment purposes!)

Parenthesis means out of character and quotation marks indicate dialogue!

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