Luckily Larry (the former lama who dressed up like a leprechaun because nobody really like's lama's until when everyone found out he was and almost drove Charlie insane, but after that everyone loved him again for being the lama he truly is) attended the wedding that went horribly wrong.
Charlie remembered what his mother said "If there be a shickokeelopagusret chas'n after you then you just remember ain't no shickokeelopagusret goin to look near no fancy magazine counter." Charlie did what he was told and quickly jumped behind the magazine store. The shickokeelopagusret (monkey hunter) ran away.
"I smell fear," said the shickokeelopagusret to himself. "Fear from a monkey," the shickokeelopagusret screamed and turned around with a giant monkey/bathroom wall ray gun. Which could only take out monkey's... or bathroom walls.
a man sat down in front of Charlie. The man could not see Charlie for he was facing the other direction. But Charlie could see the man, and he new what the man was. The man in front of his was a shickokeelopagusret. Which is another word for Monkey Hunter. Charlie was scared out of his newly bought pants.
Charlie was sitting waiting for his flight "I cannot wait to see my new daughter in law," said Charlie as he waited. He imagined her from his son's description "She must be a beautiful pastry," said Charlie. Then suddenly
You see Marlin was very nervous at the wedding and he was very disappointed that his father Charlie (the monkey that I hope you trip on) was not able to attend the wedding you see there was a little trouble at the airport that Charlie was on.
a fishing line caught Marlin's arm and him in the danish were thrown out the manhole. He was in the light. "Who had saved us," Marlin thought. Then Bobo the Hobo stepped forward with a fishing line. "I had to save you for I had a dept. to pay for when you helped me in Vagus. (I would explain what happened but unfortunately what happens Vagus stays in Vagus.
Then is that manhole he suddenly saw a danish. It was a beautiful danish. With pink strawberry frosting, crusty bread, it seemed to have the complexity that any man (or monkey) would want to find in a danish.
See a woman distracted him. She was beautiful with her flab and her dangling unibrow. Her name had been Frances. (He spoke the name to himself in the dark) unfortunately she was married. To 2,956,843,115,037 pineapples. "Lucky fruits," said Marlin (the monkey) to himself. How he missed her
anyhow he was there. Marlin was actually going to get something to eat when he fell. He wanted to have something to eat so badly. He was already starving and now he has 15 broken ribs. Marlin new he had to eat himself... and that made him think of what made him so hungry, and what made him miss lunch this afternoon.
Marlin was hoping off houses to different branches. Then he tripped and fell. He fell. and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell until he fell in a manhole.
Charlie went to psychotic therapy for the next 10 years of his life and the family had to move to Ireland. It was a terrible time they had in Ireland, mostly because of the haunting memorize Charlie had when he saw a lepricon
As Larry the lepricon flew in the air a mask fell off his face... a lepricon mask!!! as Larry (who at the moment nobody knew what Larry was, but eveybody knew he was no lepricon) fell to the floor, everybody in the store (Marlin and Charlie) ran toward Laryy.
Marlin rememberd that pumpkin. Marlin rememberd the night the pupkin was bought for Larry the lepricon. And not himself he was planning on slapping Larry the lepricon. Marlin had always wanted that pumpkin. Marlin got a different gift from there monkey father (Charlie). "It was the gift that keeps giving," Bobo would say. Bobo was a proffessional swedish hobo who lived across the street. He lived cardboard boxes. The way he got these boxes was illegal 37 countries (including Iraq).
the lepricon flew up in the air. "The witch," screamed marlin. Marlin of cource was refering to the canadian gas station janitor who turned out to be a witch and threatend to kill Larry (the lepricon) the next time he went to the fribbletie market without carrying Larry the lepricon's new pumpkin.
anyway his monkey son marlin also love his srawberry fribbletie just as much... if not more. A bird past as larry (the son of charlie that seemed to be a lepricon) was chosing what he wanted when suddenly.
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mario rox. and i love your avatar. very creepy... but still awesome!!!!!
actually if you want to see what happens then look on the comments on totem tom, another project by Judofox.
BE CONTINUED
But the story of Charlie the monkey will...
mostly because the project stinks
that I hope you trip on
named charlie
and his father is also a monkey
who's fiance is a money
of a danish
I will tell you what went wrong at the wedding
Terribly wrong
Luckily Larry (the former lama who dressed up like a leprechaun because nobody really like's lama's until when everyone found out he was and almost drove Charlie insane, but after that everyone loved him again for being the lama he truly is) attended the wedding that went horribly wrong.
Charlie missed the flight to his son's wedding.
Charlie remembered what his mother said "If there be a shickokeelopagusret chas'n after you then you just remember ain't no shickokeelopagusret goin to look near no fancy magazine counter." Charlie did what he was told and quickly jumped behind the magazine store. The shickokeelopagusret (monkey hunter) ran away.
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"I smell fear," said the shickokeelopagusret to himself. "Fear from a monkey," the shickokeelopagusret screamed and turned around with a giant monkey/bathroom wall ray gun. Which could only take out monkey's... or bathroom walls.
how he love those pants.
a man sat down in front of Charlie. The man could not see Charlie for he was facing the other direction. But Charlie could see the man, and he new what the man was. The man in front of his was a shickokeelopagusret. Which is another word for Monkey Hunter. Charlie was scared out of his newly bought pants.
then suddenly
then suddenly
then suddenly
then suddenly
Charlie was sitting waiting for his flight "I cannot wait to see my new daughter in law," said Charlie as he waited. He imagined her from his son's description "She must be a beautiful pastry," said Charlie. Then suddenly
You see Marlin was very nervous at the wedding and he was very disappointed that his father Charlie (the monkey that I hope you trip on) was not able to attend the wedding you see there was a little trouble at the airport that Charlie was on.
I'll explain what happened to there marriage later but now I have to explain the tragedy that happened at Mr. and Mrs. Monkey-Danish's wedding
then one day it all ended for mr. and mrs. monkey danish.
They were married for 7 years (two monkey years) (three danish days).
Marlin and the danish got married (the danish's name was Debbie) two mikbillion years later (8 hours) and they were very happy.
a fishing line caught Marlin's arm and him in the danish were thrown out the manhole. He was in the light. "Who had saved us," Marlin thought. Then Bobo the Hobo stepped forward with a fishing line. "I had to save you for I had a dept. to pay for when you helped me in Vagus. (I would explain what happened but unfortunately what happens Vagus stays in Vagus.
then suddenly
he didn't want to eat the danish. for he was in love. after four hours he gave up and picked up the danish. He opened his mouth. then suddenly
"Beautiful," said Marlin.
Then is that manhole he suddenly saw a danish. It was a beautiful danish. With pink strawberry frosting, crusty bread, it seemed to have the complexity that any man (or monkey) would want to find in a danish.
See a woman distracted him. She was beautiful with her flab and her dangling unibrow. Her name had been Frances. (He spoke the name to himself in the dark) unfortunately she was married. To 2,956,843,115,037 pineapples. "Lucky fruits," said Marlin (the monkey) to himself. How he missed her
anyhow he was there. Marlin was actually going to get something to eat when he fell. He wanted to have something to eat so badly. He was already starving and now he has 15 broken ribs. Marlin new he had to eat himself... and that made him think of what made him so hungry, and what made him miss lunch this afternoon.
which is like four hours
trapped for a mikbillion years.
Marlin fell in that manhole and hit the bottom of the manhole, he was trapped in that manhole.
and not a MONKEYHOLE!!!
there is a reason it is called a manhole
Marlin was hoping off houses to different branches. Then he tripped and fell. He fell. and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell, and fell until he fell in a manhole.
when it got amazing-er
The days he had in Florida were amazing until that one day
then eventually things started to look up for Charlie when Marlin went to Florida.
Charlie went to psychotic therapy for the next 10 years of his life and the family had to move to Ireland. It was a terrible time they had in Ireland, mostly because of the haunting memorize Charlie had when he saw a lepricon
it's so romantic!
You're ruining the story!
(view all replies)"Why did you lie to the rest of our family," Charlie sobbed. "Because I thought you wouldn't love me," Larry (the lama) said.
Charlie cried as his lama son got to his lama feet and breathed very hard (with lama breath) he knew everything was going to change
He was a lama
As Larry the lepricon flew in the air a mask fell off his face... a lepricon mask!!! as Larry (who at the moment nobody knew what Larry was, but eveybody knew he was no lepricon) fell to the floor, everybody in the store (Marlin and Charlie) ran toward Laryy.
The present that Marlin recieved was tube socks
and should not be spoken of
Marlin rememberd that pumpkin. Marlin rememberd the night the pupkin was bought for Larry the lepricon. And not himself he was planning on slapping Larry the lepricon. Marlin had always wanted that pumpkin. Marlin got a different gift from there monkey father (Charlie). "It was the gift that keeps giving," Bobo would say. Bobo was a proffessional swedish hobo who lived across the street. He lived cardboard boxes. The way he got these boxes was illegal 37 countries (including Iraq).
the lepricon flew up in the air. "The witch," screamed marlin. Marlin of cource was refering to the canadian gas station janitor who turned out to be a witch and threatend to kill Larry (the lepricon) the next time he went to the fribbletie market without carrying Larry the lepricon's new pumpkin.
when suddenly
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when suddenly
anyway his monkey son marlin also love his srawberry fribbletie just as much... if not more. A bird past as larry (the son of charlie that seemed to be a lepricon) was chosing what he wanted when suddenly.
with extra strawberrys