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A teacher welcomes his class, and then tells some absolutely hilarious jokes... kinda.
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I got a joke, what did nyan cat say about his power level?................................ITS OVER NYAN THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL :)
Heres a joke; A child gets some basic mental maths homework and asks his mom what 1 add 1 is, as she is cutting a tough vegtable, she replies DIE YOU FEEBLE ONION! He goes to his dad, and asks him what 1 - 1 is, and because hes playing darts, he replies 180! He then goes to his sister, who is practising her exams and when he asks her what 1 x 1 is, she replies SHUT UP! He finaly goes to his little brother, who's watching an educational tv show and he asks him what 1 divided by 1 is and..
...he replies IN MY LITTLE BRUM BRUM CAR! So the next day, he goes to the teacher and she asks him what 1 + 1 is, and he replies DIE YOU FEEBLE ONION! She then says, 'well, thats bad behaviour - how many minutes in detention will you get then?' And the boy replies 180! The teacher said, 'Pardon?' And the kid said SHUT UP! The teacher, now really annoyed said, 'How are you going to get away with this one?' The kid replied IN MY LITTLE BRUM BRUM CAR! The End.
I got cat + parrot one!
okay. Im adding you to my friends because Ive seen your stuff and it is pretty kick butt. so yeah.
omigosh the teacher disappeared
lol! ;3
Funny.
i got one! why are ducks so poor? they only have one bill!
boo! try the newest jokes!
funniest joke yet! or maybe the herring one is.... :)
ummm... only one joke...
Carrot! LOL
funny!
I thought that was grate
You only have one joke? Any way good animation.
boo
losser!
(view all replies)What has 4 wheels, a horn, and flies? A garbage truck! One of the earliest riddles I can remember.
I like it it would take me for ever to do that.
ummmm a carrot i get it but it's not funny.
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never do that again.
What's brown and sticky? A stick! Yeah, you're right. They are bad, but the world would be sadder without them.
Can u make more Howardabrams?
I get it its funny!!
bleh. teacher jokes. I have some BAAAAAD experiences with those.
Don't we all?