Hey Colin! Just finished camp. (Hey, no offense, but I'm trying not to show my identity... so... mind not calling me David on the internet?) Thanks! By the way, how is New Hampshire?
wot is goin on???!!! some1 tell me plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! b4 i go all bonkerstronic help the people who made dis game
jkin juss need a little improooovement rlly coll-ishhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
tank you for tat???!!! would you lov and fav plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! b4 i go all rage do it the viewer who saw dis game jkin juss need a little more vews rlly coll-ishhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sure I'd convince people I'm a scientific genius just with my own usual jargon spouting in ways which make sense to me... like casually mentioning chebyshev polynomials, cassinian ovals, the trisectrix of maclaurin and the pseudosphere, as well as ... HAPPY PI DAY
Haha, that reminds me... I was with this nerd in my class, and this older guy walked up and kept annoying us. So finally the kid asked the nerd was Pi was, and the nerd said, "Of course, 3.157!" and I'm like, "Erm... might you mean 3.141?"
replace "temperature" with "entropy" and you may be able to substitute it with more versatility into these sentences. temperature only applies to physical objects, entropy can apply to any data set.
"the point of a black hole's continuity" come on everyone knows that continuity doesn't exist at a single point, only a discontinuity exists at as single point! I'm such a math nerd that every single thing this comes up with sounds not even sort of convincing.
quantum photonic crystal energy waves allow parallel universes to manipulate your gravitons to achieve enlightened consciousness, for only 4 $^3 / s (cubic dollars per second)
just add stuff like "quantum" amd "energy" and "crystal" and "photonic", "waves", "parallel", "gravitonic", and you can make a great pseudoscience generator!
the exponential function called on the parameter with value of the circumference of the circle of radius 1 multiplied by the complex root of the polynomial equation x^2 + 1 = 0 returns the identity element of multiplication, due to the Taylor series for the exponential and sine and cosine functions,which are derived by the recursive differential properties for the the three. How much do you bet that everything there is true? (knowing me, and I made that up spontaneously)
I am a science magnet student so I can give you some more words:
Intergumentary (body system that includes skin)
Sesquipedalian (person that uses long words, like me)
Mitosis (cell splitting)
Glucose (thing in food)
Respiration (creating energy)
Sensory Neuron (cell that gets input from the senses, ie sight or hearing)
Hydrochloric Acid (acid in stomach)
If you need more....
Capillary (extremely small blood vessel)
Esophagus (passage between mouth and stomach)
Yeah.. I'm running out of room. Bye
More words: Fallopian Tube (you don't want to know) accelerometer (device that measures acceleration) vector (mathematical term) ethylene gas (gas that causes breakdown; released from some foods)
Great! (Luckily I know pretty much all of these, so it'll be easier to determine which blank should have them.) I'll definitely use it, those are great words!
I honestly did not know that the base of a triangulas prism's temperature is the equivalent to the area of the symmetry in a bell-shaped curve's mirror image.
Thank you for the feature all! I never thought I'd get this. Scratch on! I am replying to every comment there is right now. Though, please, don't hate on spammers, I'll deal with them. Also, on a side note, thank you to blahman99 for suggesting this to be featured. You should check out his projects!
Also, if you want another great game by me, click this link: (link to project)
March 13, 2011-7:05am:
Hooray! 100 loveits! Also, I already have over 100 dowloads, 1000 views, and almost 10 galleries!
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125 loveits! 75 more to 200!
lol. Now I can annoy people at school :3
I made up one. The vertex of a denominator' onaxis is rotated 670 times an eon. Now, heading to my 6 year old sister......
(view all replies)the axis of a divisors's temperature is mirrored into a ring in the bell's balloon. I think the answer is Yes.
AWESOMENESS! I'm going to call a five year old and tell him this!
say WHAT?!!?
LOL. XD
NH is great!!! I just drove into canada yesterday! P.S sorry!! I will have different usernames because of travels. Have a great rest of your summer!!
Thanks! Bye. P.S. Don't worry.
Hi David!!!!! It's me Colin Saying hi from New Hampshire!!!!!
Hey Colin! Just finished camp. (Hey, no offense, but I'm trying not to show my identity... so... mind not calling me David on the internet?) Thanks! By the way, how is New Hampshire?
(view all replies)wot is goin on???!!! some1 tell me plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! b4 i go all bonkerstronic help the people who made dis game jkin juss need a little improooovement rlly coll-ishhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
tank you for tat???!!! would you lov and fav plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! b4 i go all rage do it the viewer who saw dis game jkin juss need a little more vews rlly coll-ishhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shaping translation mirror image ideal series sequences
come up with a sentence for those
(view all replies)nice!!!
Long time no see! X3 What's up?
Great, :P. How's it been?
(view all replies)Jake! :DDDDD
(view all replies)Hey, I love your thing so much, I made a "Random Chemical Generator"! You should check it out.
That's an amazing project. Infact, so amazing, I'll inject some laxocine into your water! XDXD
Sure, I will!
cool
So I've heard.
nicely done!
Thank you very much. :D
that's cute
How does this work? (I don't want to download.)
I mean, what kind of scripts did you use?
(view all replies)I'll give you a hint. Press the green flag.
I never knew how much of our world is hidden in a balloon's mirror image!
Nor did I!
The Word Polynomial Comes Up Alot :o
Coincedence?
Balloons Series! LOL
XD I always lol when balloon is in there with other sciency words.
this is cool
?yob-ooh eht yhW
looc si siht
(view all replies)cool
looc
lol what is the temperature of a quadrelateral
3 quartic dollars per second
(view all replies)Twelve billion degrees cubed? XD
(view all replies)im sure I'd convince people I'm a scientific genius just with my own usual jargon spouting in ways which make sense to me... like casually mentioning chebyshev polynomials, cassinian ovals, the trisectrix of maclaurin and the pseudosphere, as well as ... HAPPY PI DAY
Haha, that reminds me... I was with this nerd in my class, and this older guy walked up and kept annoying us. So finally the kid asked the nerd was Pi was, and the nerd said, "Of course, 3.157!" and I'm like, "Erm... might you mean 3.141?"
(view all replies)replace "temperature" with "entropy" and you may be able to substitute it with more versatility into these sentences. temperature only applies to physical objects, entropy can apply to any data set.
Good point. Even really young kids know about temperature.
"the point of a black hole's continuity" come on everyone knows that continuity doesn't exist at a single point, only a discontinuity exists at as single point! I'm such a math nerd that every single thing this comes up with sounds not even sort of convincing.
:D Goodie, your like me.
Hi! This is a brilliant Program! It creates awesome sentences, and most of the time they are different ;)
I know... I do the same. :D Those comments make my "I will respond to every comment!" work a LOT harder, believe me.
(view all replies)Thanks! I really like it that you spent time and actually put thought into your comment, instead of "LOLwUt cOOLz!!!!!"
(view all replies)quantum photonic crystal energy waves allow parallel universes to manipulate your gravitons to achieve enlightened consciousness, for only 4 $^3 / s (cubic dollars per second)
:O I WANT THAT!
just add stuff like "quantum" amd "energy" and "crystal" and "photonic", "waves", "parallel", "gravitonic", and you can make a great pseudoscience generator!
XDXD I'll do that. Ah... your comments crack me up.
the exponential function called on the parameter with value of the circumference of the circle of radius 1 multiplied by the complex root of the polynomial equation x^2 + 1 = 0 returns the identity element of multiplication, due to the Taylor series for the exponential and sine and cosine functions,which are derived by the recursive differential properties for the the three. How much do you bet that everything there is true? (knowing me, and I made that up spontaneously)
XDXDXDXDXDXD None of it.
(view all replies)awesome! so cool! the vertex of a denominator's derivative... bla bla.... yea! i am a complete nerd!
:O Where'd you learn that? XD
(view all replies)MIT LABS
REALLY? AMAZING.
WHY THE CAPS?
(view all replies)no one cn trick me and im ........ young
Probably because you saw the project yourself. XD
You should add asomething that lets you manufacture your own conundrum-pertaining phrases and or declarative statements ending with a punctuation mark
So? Isn't that basically user input? Then it wouldn't be a generator anymore.
(view all replies)Extremly clever
Thanks! I really appreciate the time and thought you put in this comment, instead of the average one words boring comment. "LOLWUTCOOL."
I am a science magnet student so I can give you some more words: Intergumentary (body system that includes skin) Sesquipedalian (person that uses long words, like me) Mitosis (cell splitting) Glucose (thing in food) Respiration (creating energy) Sensory Neuron (cell that gets input from the senses, ie sight or hearing) Hydrochloric Acid (acid in stomach) If you need more.... Capillary (extremely small blood vessel) Esophagus (passage between mouth and stomach) Yeah.. I'm running out of room. Bye
More words: Fallopian Tube (you don't want to know) accelerometer (device that measures acceleration) vector (mathematical term) ethylene gas (gas that causes breakdown; released from some foods)
(view all replies)...Glucose is a kind of sugar. I find your lack of clarification disturbing.
(view all replies)Great! (Luckily I know pretty much all of these, so it'll be easier to determine which blank should have them.) I'll definitely use it, those are great words!
(view all replies)Awesome
I wouldn't be surprised if this project has 100 comments on it just saying awesome, no offense. XD
100th Person to Love It!!!!
Woot!
(view all replies)nice project! deserves a love it and favorite!
cool
BLARG... I mean AWESOME!!!
?kceh eht kceH
(view all replies)BLARG!
(view all replies)IMA FIRING MY TEST TUBE! BLARG!
(view all replies)A table and a test tube. Some lab that is! XD JK - Nice project though
Yay, you found a test tube! :DD
LOL ur very observant
cool
I bet this is the 100th comment that says that. XD
Lol, funny, especially to a nerd like me. ^^
NERD IS THE WORD.
(view all replies)That does sound sciency! I gotta use some of these
If you are a kid, tell you parents this is what your studying in math. XD
(view all replies)lol!XD
:DDDD
(view all replies)wow, this is cool. ...wait, divisors don't have vertexes!!!!!!!!!
HAAAX!!!
LOL!!!!
lol
"The axis of a black hole's diameter is equal to the width of of the static circulatory system's translation." I did not know that.
Nor did I! I teach myself so many things.
(view all replies)interesting
I've heard that many a times. :D
I honestly did not know that the base of a triangulas prism's temperature is the equivalent to the area of the symmetry in a bell-shaped curve's mirror image.
Nor did I. :D
(view all replies)888th view! this rocks!
:O Do it.
(view all replies)Thanks! I've been getting a lot of people commenting they have a 3 digit view recently, like the guy who said he was 666th viewer. :D
(view all replies)I got one sentence that made no sense... "the radius of a co-domain"? How does a co-domain have a radius when it is completly irrelevant to geometry.
Sometimes they don't make sense, I know, but really young kids don't even know what a co-domain is. XD
(view all replies)idk. people these dys...
I think there are 48 possibilities.
Still wrong. Dude, you don't use multiplication for that. You do 6 to the 8th power. -__-
(view all replies)WRONG!!! You can have around 2,000,000 possibilities.
(view all replies)Lol I should try to trick some kids with this. Love it!
XD That'd be hilarious.
(view all replies)very cool i love it
I'm supposed to try to reply to EVERY comment. I don't know how to reply to this one besides: Thanks!
Featured! :D Congratulations! I guess I can now put back my love-it here, right? :P (I took it away last time.)
Yep, you can. :D
Put your love it back
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(view all replies)Waht?
hmmm yes
(view all replies)The vortex of a divisor's derivative is equal to the volume of the charge in a object's ideal. XD I love this!
Nice sentence. XD
i know what he is talking about PINEAPPLE
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
I realize how hard it is for you to reply to every comment. I'm going to make it harder. >xDDDDDDDD
Well, this was an easy reply.