Nerd Haiku

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user_icon chalkmarrow shared it 1 year, 3 months ago
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maxsteele2 maxsteele2 1 week, 2 days ago

Here's one I wrote: Writing a haiku Instead of playing football. I am such a geek!

bunnybear bunnybear 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh, R2D2! Mistakes were made, hopefully. Pikachu, you choose.

bunnybear bunnybear 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Link, you will need this. Let's go to another map. Aperture Science.

Lotia Lotia 2 months, 3 weeks ago

the aroma of robots XD

scratchycat625625 scratchycat625625 4 months ago

wtf

Alexzea2 Alexzea2 4 months, 1 week ago

might i ask how old are u?????

MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 4 months, 2 weeks ago

May I ask you a question? How did you come up with your amazing username? :)

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 4 months, 2 weeks ago

It was a name me and my oldest son (who is now 15) used in the online game Everquest about 10 years ago. It just kinda stuck. The character was a half-lizard monk I believe, and chalk + marrow seemed like a cool name. When we created the Scratch account, we used that name without even thinking...

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MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 4 months, 2 weeks ago

and what does it mean anyways? ^^

MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 4 months, 2 weeks ago

I check back to this project time from time... I just love watching it. You should add more, like... Longcat and Tacgnol // Biting Pear: lol wut // Zarathustra blows bubbles // Peace Love World Domination /// ^_^

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 4 months, 2 weeks ago

lol. Longcat. Actually, I'm surprised nobody has remixed this one, since it's easy to make your own list of words, etc...

programmer5710 programmer5710 5 months ago

uncooked ramen, bah! c3po, lol! find the happy mac.

programmer5710 programmer5710 5 months ago

apeture science. bear carrying a shark? yep. you took my domain.

Fredpie Fredpie 6 months ago

Faved!

Fredpie Fredpie 6 months ago

Simulated smoke. Its true, but still remember, My scratch block's weeping.

Fredpie Fredpie 6 months ago

luv it!

Fredpie Fredpie 6 months ago

Pikachu, you choose. Your IP adress is cold, Pikachu, you choose.

Fredpie Fredpie 6 months ago

Cobblestone EEPROM? Now,young skywalker, you..what? You took my domain. XD

Fredpie Fredpie 6 months ago

Who is naruto? C3P0, LOL! Andres is laughing.

birdgirl birdgirl 7 months, 1 week ago

Spamku.

Alexzea2 Alexzea2 7 months, 3 weeks ago

^^ i <3 this project!!!!! so awesome!!!! shall download and be saved!!

Avynn Avynn 9 months, 2 weeks ago

what would gordan freeman do if he was racing doctor who?

CandyWalrus CandyWalrus 10 months ago

You took my domain. C3PO, LOL! Romulan Pastry.

sausagestand sausagestand 11 months, 3 weeks ago

The cake is a lie|It is so, I'm afraid, but|Who is Naruto?

sausagestand sausagestand 11 months, 3 weeks ago

Pikachu, you choose|Flying Spaghetti Monster|Uncooked ramen, Bah! lol

787dude 787dude 12 months ago

Eaten by gobo. Mistakes were made, hopefuly. oh, help us picard.

Lightnin Lightnin* 1 year ago

Binary taco. A raindrop refracts lasers. Binary taco. - your scratch project.

ee511 ee511 1 year ago

Can has cheezburger?/Click the green flag, test fate./andres is laughing WTF!

MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 1 year ago

You took my domain/Your IP address is cold./WHY SO SERIOUS?

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 1 year ago

Yeah. It's pretty random. Now that we have lists that can store text strings, something like this would be a lot easier to make (though maybe not as pretty, using variable watchers).

MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 1 year ago

Andres is laughing/You doubt it? Here's what I know:/The cake is a lie :)

MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 1 year ago

Aw random stuff :D

MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 1 year ago

"Andres is laughing. It is so, I'm afraid, but Even now, hungry" ^^

MyRedNeptune MyRedNeptune 1 year ago

"Share! Share! Share! Ditto! Your IP address is cold. Find your own wookie" :P

superweirdo1 superweirdo1 1 year ago

lol "hug the summer circuit board"

cooljumper8 cooljumper8 1 year ago

banshees and warthogs, A gentle stream of ASC11 Polyurethane!

tcb tcb 1 year, 2 months ago

it said about orly,and orly is my little sister

DarthPickley DarthPickley 1 year, 2 months ago

Burninate Trogdor! Hooray! Gandalf is here too. Gobo is festive,

legosmashbro95 legosmashbro95 1 year, 2 months ago

Thank you sooo soo much for putting my haiku parts in there! this is now on my class wiki page! =P

TheCatAndTheBanana TheCatAndTheBanana 1 year, 3 months ago

i got the same poem loads!

itsEMILagain itsEMILagain 1 year, 3 months ago

(too silly)

itsEMILagain itsEMILagain 1 year, 3 months ago

and now after laughing i love the music, could just listen to it for hours! and the bamboo is really cool too. its not tosilly for me, its just as good as Octopus. your my new idol =D

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 1 year, 3 months ago

The music is from Jens' awesome "little music" project. But thx.

itsEMILagain itsEMILagain 1 year, 3 months ago

LOL.

TheCatAndTheBanana TheCatAndTheBanana 1 year, 3 months ago

I GOT: circuit boards in spring, oh tatooine, gentle land! Oh,R2D2! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(trillon centures later)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!!!

TheEvil TheEvil 1 year, 3 months ago

Weeeeiiiiird xD

ennaoj ennaoj 1 year, 3 months ago

It seemed very random to me. Lol.

locke locke 1 year, 3 months ago

Dude this awesome I thank you so much! Trogdor burns THATCH ROOF COTTAGES! You even got the most fearsome thing in the world in there, although I think a bear holding a shark with a laser on its back would be more impressive.

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 1 year, 3 months ago

lol. "bear carrying a laser" is actually one of the phrases in there. also, yeah, big fan FSM.

locke locke 1 year, 3 months ago

Are you a fellow Pastafarian? If so let the creator touch you with his noodly appendage!

B-Rock B-Rock 1 year, 3 months ago

I like this. It was in the Top Viewed lately, but I have to admit, this was very random...But it was also funny with the random things.

cheezie cheezie 1 year, 3 months ago

Lik, you will need this. Hooray! Gandalf is here too. Find the green hobbit. lol!!!!

cheezie cheezie 1 year, 3 months ago

sorry;-- Link**

KOKOBOT KOKOBOT 1 year, 3 months ago

lol!!!!

axel600 axel600 1 year, 3 months ago

Plus-two charisma; Two costume cat? On Two legs; Gliding peacefully

subzero4 subzero4 1 year, 3 months ago

Wow here is my first 1: Subzero4 is attractive, and is very cute, what would subzero4 do?

legosmashbro95 legosmashbro95 1 year, 3 months ago

Black Mesa Research; What Would Gordon Freeman Do?; The Cake Is A Lie!!!!

locke locke 1 year, 3 months ago

Portal is awesome, I love the portal song (still alive)

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chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 1 year, 3 months ago

lol. those are great. i'll add them to the next rev...

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SeanCanoodle SeanCanoodle 1 year, 3 months ago

Come on, who puts points in charisma? Stick them all in agility for extra AC.

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 1 year, 3 months ago

Right. That's why those +2 CHA type common drop necklaces and shoulders were so useless...lol.

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Smrty427 Smrty427 1 year, 3 months ago

Yeah, it's a haiku But a very wierd one, too Ha ha, that's funny

fullmoon fullmoon 1 year, 3 months ago

cannot call method; circular reference error; end if expected

Tommy564 Tommy564 1 year, 3 months ago

theres almost no examples of the 5 7 5 line rule! this isn't a haiku! it's just a rubish poem!

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 1 year, 3 months ago

well, the last third of your comment is certainly correct, for sure, but as fullmoon says, it's 5 _syllables_, not _words_. And also it generates _lots_ of rubbish poems, not just one.

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fullmoon fullmoon 1 year, 3 months ago

No, it's 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Not words.

fullmoon fullmoon 1 year, 3 months ago

As far as I can tell, all of them follow that rule.

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Wjc0906 Wjc0906 1 year, 3 months ago

awww, you kicked my Puff RPG off the top viewed list... ;(

jessman jessman 1 year, 3 months ago

lol, "Boston rain, backpack; Flying Spaghetti Monster. Huevos rancheros."

infinex infinex 1 year, 3 months ago

lol. Find the happy Mac. Small stones, wet, frictionless, gone (i think its gone it only showed gon). Link, you will need this.

Jens Jens* 1 year, 3 months ago

Null pointer error! (??) I love such poetry...

fullmoon fullmoon 1 year, 3 months ago

This is kinda funny...http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ComputerErrorHaiku

chalkmarrow chalkmarrow 1 year, 3 months ago

lol. i hadn't seen that before.

fullmoon fullmoon 1 year, 3 months ago

LOL, I knew you'd be all over this the moment I saw the design studio. Very nerdy!

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