check out my "chuck or hulk"and at the bottom tell who
and spread the word Really:tell3 and they'll tell 3 more because I gave 3 good chuck jokes:) peace out
I never want you to downgrade chuck norris again!!!! He can't get heartburn! his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to try and burn him! That's also why he can't have a heart attack!
CHUCK NORRIS can drown a fish and CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land while jesus walks on water and CHUCK NORRIS doesn't need a watch because he decides what time it is
am i the only one who knows chuck norris is a christofascist neo-nazi terrorist?! read this article:http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/chuck-norris-revolution/1690/
*laffing so hard i cant breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha*weeze* pant* *weeze*
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this is the weirdest joke i've read. i guess you should read this joke to amuse you http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2009/07/poker-player.html
check out my "chuck or hulk"and at the bottom tell who and spread the word Really:tell3 and they'll tell 3 more because I gave 3 good chuck jokes:) peace out
hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs, chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the heck he wants
chuck norris doesn't cut grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow
chuck norris doesn't sleep,he waits
Sorry. Misspelled Dialga.
Here's one made by XD_Master! "Nintendo once tried to duplicate Chuck Norris' hands. They got close; we know them as Diaalga & Palkia."
Here's one! On the 7th day God rested, because Chuck Norris had Him in a sleeper hold.
I never want you to downgrade chuck norris again!!!! He can't get heartburn! his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to try and burn him! That's also why he can't have a heart attack!
Chuck Norris is his own genre.
CHUCK NORRIS can drown a fish and CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land while jesus walks on water and CHUCK NORRIS doesn't need a watch because he decides what time it is
those were very weird jokes
Whatever! I can do better jokes than THAT! See: An idiot heard most accidents take place in home, so he moved. XD I actually understood that
haha.. lol i like that joke
(view all replies)chuck norris is evil
am i the only one who knows chuck norris is a christofascist neo-nazi terrorist?! read this article:http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/chuck-norris-revolution/1690/
dude the internet lies who are u ohhhhhhhhhh... u r probobly Bruce lee and r mad he beat u up
*laffing so hard i cant breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha*weeze* pant* *weeze*
AWESOME no more words to describe it PS CHUCK RULES
HE MADE THE BIG BANG...
Chuck Norris is so cool, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb...
When god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please."
Chuck norris can touch MC hammer.
Have you been changing the jokes? They are not as funny as they used to be.
lol! i got another 1 : some people say they can pi$$ their name in snow! chuck norris can pi$$ hiss name in concrete!
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
lololololololololololololol
lol!hahahahahahahahahahaha!
holarious
lol
LOL!!! 1 thing though, It's too quiet. Im happy!
TEEHEE!
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Pretty cool
This is hilarious, keep it up!
cool, 700 views
please get rid of a**
It must of took you ages to think of all those jokes!
i made one with bush and he has a huge(real)mark on his cheak and under th picture it says i punched bush.
The first time Chuck Norris played with Scratch he created 2,000 projects in five minutes all of which got 7000 love-it's.
No project gets featured on the Scratch website unless Chuck Norris says so.
hahaha that is hilarious. I had forgotten all those good chuck norris jokes. Looking forward to more projects making fun of celebrities :D
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ IS WHERE THE FACT'S ARE FROM
So what do you think?