Chuck Norris Joke Generator 1.0

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user_icon Ronan1888 shared it 2 years, 5 months ago
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rajj rajj 1 month, 4 weeks ago

this is the weirdest joke i've read. i guess you should read this joke to amuse you http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2009/07/poker-player.html

cmy7 cmy7 1 month, 4 weeks ago

check out my "chuck or hulk"and at the bottom tell who and spread the word Really:tell3 and they'll tell 3 more because I gave 3 good chuck jokes:) peace out

cmy7 cmy7 1 month, 4 weeks ago

hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs, chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the heck he wants

cmy7 cmy7 1 month, 4 weeks ago

chuck norris doesn't cut grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow

cmy7 cmy7 1 month, 4 weeks ago

chuck norris doesn't sleep,he waits

Gallade_X-treme Gallade_X-treme 3 months, 1 week ago

Sorry. Misspelled Dialga.

Gallade_X-treme Gallade_X-treme 3 months, 1 week ago

Here's one made by XD_Master! "Nintendo once tried to duplicate Chuck Norris' hands. They got close; we know them as Diaalga & Palkia."

Gallade_X-treme Gallade_X-treme 3 months, 1 week ago

Here's one! On the 7th day God rested, because Chuck Norris had Him in a sleeper hold.

stevieboy42 stevieboy42 4 months ago

I never want you to downgrade chuck norris again!!!! He can't get heartburn! his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to try and burn him! That's also why he can't have a heart attack!

Gallade_X-treme Gallade_X-treme 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Chuck Norris is his own genre.

alpha007 alpha007 5 months, 1 week ago

CHUCK NORRIS can drown a fish and CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land while jesus walks on water and CHUCK NORRIS doesn't need a watch because he decides what time it is

FaribaultGiftedKids FaribaultGiftedKids 5 months, 1 week ago

those were very weird jokes

Hiimamy Hiimamy 5 months, 1 week ago

Whatever! I can do better jokes than THAT! See: An idiot heard most accidents take place in home, so he moved. XD I actually understood that

Penguingirl55 Penguingirl55 4 months, 1 week ago

haha.. lol i like that joke

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ilikemangos ilikemangos 5 months, 3 weeks ago

chuck norris is evil

ilikemangos ilikemangos 5 months, 3 weeks ago

am i the only one who knows chuck norris is a christofascist neo-nazi terrorist?! read this article:http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/chuck-norris-revolution/1690/

alpha007 alpha007 5 months, 1 week ago

dude the internet lies who are u ohhhhhhhhhh... u r probobly Bruce lee and r mad he beat u up

Blake_Almighty Blake_Almighty 6 months, 1 week ago

*laffing so hard i cant breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha*weeze* pant* *weeze*

e77 e77 6 months, 3 weeks ago

AWESOME no more words to describe it PS CHUCK RULES

animalia animalia 9 months, 1 week ago

HE MADE THE BIG BANG...

pendragon6279 pendragon6279 1 year ago

Chuck Norris is so cool, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb...

NhojRedrah NhojRedrah 1 year ago

When god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please."

brgbdg9nanana brgbdg9nanana 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck norris can touch MC hammer.

TyCamden TyCamden 1 year, 5 months ago

Have you been changing the jokes? They are not as funny as they used to be.

DemonFork DemonFork 1 year, 6 months ago

lol! i got another 1 : some people say they can pi$$ their name in snow! chuck norris can pi$$ hiss name in concrete!

nikkiperson2 nikkiperson2 1 year, 10 months ago

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

Oldschooler2 Oldschooler2 1 year, 11 months ago

lololololololololololololol

munchy munchy 1 year, 11 months ago

lol!hahahahahahahahahahaha!

madmaximum madmaximum 1 year, 11 months ago

holarious

LordofDarkness LordofDarkness 2 years ago

lol

halobro22 halobro22 2 years, 1 month ago

LOL!!! 1 thing though, It's too quiet. Im happy!

MrBananas MrBananas 2 years, 3 months ago

TEEHEE!

haloplaya123666 haloplaya123666 2 years, 3 months ago

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fed99 fed99 2 years, 3 months ago

Pretty cool

jwing jwing 2 years, 4 months ago

This is hilarious, keep it up!

Ronan1888 Ronan1888 2 years, 5 months ago

cool, 700 views

manoftin manoftin 2 years, 5 months ago

please get rid of a**

Mick Mick 2 years, 5 months ago

It must of took you ages to think of all those jokes!

gow123 gow123 2 years, 5 months ago

i made one with bush and he has a huge(real)mark on his cheak and under th picture it says i punched bush.

andresmh andresmh* 2 years, 5 months ago

The first time Chuck Norris played with Scratch he created 2,000 projects in five minutes all of which got 7000 love-it's.

andresmh andresmh* 2 years, 5 months ago

No project gets featured on the Scratch website unless Chuck Norris says so.

andresmh andresmh* 2 years, 5 months ago

hahaha that is hilarious. I had forgotten all those good chuck norris jokes. Looking forward to more projects making fun of celebrities :D

animalia animalia 9 months, 1 week ago

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ IS WHERE THE FACT'S ARE FROM

Ronan1888 Ronan1888 2 years, 5 months ago

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