Chuck Norris Joke Generator 1.0

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Gallade_X-treme Gallade_X-treme 2 weeks, 3 days ago

Chuck Norris is his own genre.

alpha007 alpha007 1 month ago

CHUCK NORRIS can drown a fish and CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land while jesus walks on water and CHUCK NORRIS doesn't need a watch because he decides what time it is

FaribaultGiftedKids FaribaultGiftedKids 1 month ago

those were very weird jokes

Hiimamy Hiimamy 1 month ago

Whatever! I can do better jokes than THAT! See: An idiot heard most accidents take place in home, so he moved. XD I actually understood that

Penguingirl55 Penguingirl55 6 days, 11 hours ago

haha.. lol i like that joke

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ilikemangos ilikemangos 1 month, 2 weeks ago

chuck norris is evil

ilikemangos ilikemangos 1 month, 2 weeks ago

am i the only one who knows chuck norris is a christofascist neo-nazi terrorist?! read this article:http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/chuck-norris-revolution/1690/

alpha007 alpha007 1 month ago

dude the internet lies who are u ohhhhhhhhhh... u r probobly Bruce lee and r mad he beat u up

Blake_Almighty Blake_Almighty 2 months ago

*laffing so hard i cant breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha*weeze* pant* *weeze*

e77 e77 2 months, 2 weeks ago

AWESOME no more words to describe it PS CHUCK RULES

animalia animalia 5 months ago

HE MADE THE BIG BANG...

pendragon6279 pendragon6279 8 months, 1 week ago

Chuck Norris is so cool, he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's womb...

NhojRedrah NhojRedrah 8 months, 2 weeks ago

When god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please."

brgbdg9nanana brgbdg9nanana 1 year ago

Chuck norris can touch MC hammer.

TyCamden TyCamden 1 year, 1 month ago

Have you been changing the jokes? They are not as funny as they used to be.

DemonFork DemonFork 1 year, 2 months ago

lol! i got another 1 : some people say they can pi$$ their name in snow! chuck norris can pi$$ hiss name in concrete!

nikkiperson2 nikkiperson2 1 year, 6 months ago

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

Oldschooler2 Oldschooler2 1 year, 6 months ago

lololololololololololololol

munchy munchy 1 year, 6 months ago

lol!hahahahahahahahahahaha!

madmaximum madmaximum 1 year, 7 months ago

holarious

LordofDarkness LordofDarkness 1 year, 8 months ago

lol

halobro22 halobro22 1 year, 9 months ago

LOL!!! 1 thing though, It's too quiet. Im happy!

MrBananas MrBananas 1 year, 10 months ago

TEEHEE!

haloplaya123666 haloplaya123666 1 year, 11 months ago

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fed99 fed99 1 year, 11 months ago

Pretty cool

jwing jwing 1 year, 12 months ago

This is hilarious, keep it up!

Ronan1888 Ronan1888 2 years, 1 month ago

cool, 700 views

manoftin manoftin 2 years, 1 month ago

please get rid of a**

Mick Mick 2 years, 1 month ago

It must of took you ages to think of all those jokes!

gow123 gow123 2 years, 1 month ago

i made one with bush and he has a huge(real)mark on his cheak and under th picture it says i punched bush.

andresmh andresmh 2 years, 1 month ago

The first time Chuck Norris played with Scratch he created 2,000 projects in five minutes all of which got 7000 love-it's.

andresmh andresmh 2 years, 1 month ago

No project gets featured on the Scratch website unless Chuck Norris says so.

andresmh andresmh 2 years, 1 month ago

hahaha that is hilarious. I had forgotten all those good chuck norris jokes. Looking forward to more projects making fun of celebrities :D

animalia animalia 5 months ago

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ IS WHERE THE FACT'S ARE FROM

Ronan1888 Ronan1888 2 years, 1 month ago

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