Project Notes

Disclaimer: Many have doubted my claims about llamas being evil creatures. However, all you have to do is consider their habits of: 1) spitting; and, 2) using their fighting teeth in ways no sane, gentle creature would think of...let's just say you need to protect soft areas around them. Personally, I have already had a boxing session with a llama when I was 12 and got off three tremendous punches to the creature's cranial region before fleeing Great Adventrue's petting zoo at what would have proably been a word-record setting pace if someone had been timing me.