Well, this is why I haven't been on Scratch.
So I was playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 one day, when I was ambushed by some Octorocks! I was captured, and I was a prisoner in their fort. Diddy Kong saved me, but then he was captured by a tribe of purple Shy Guys so I had to save him. But then Link came with Mother Brain chasing him and then Master Hand came and strangled Mother Brain and then I had to fight Samus and then there was an explosion and I had to find the Golden Plunger of Hyrule's Sewers to restore the Earth to normal.
Or maybe it was because I was lazy.