Bentheneighbor's Recent Projects

Pixel's Adventures in Scratch!

"PIXEL'S ADVENTURES IN SCRATCH" Pixel is playing with a jackhammer, but then everything goes wrong... It may not play online. For best results, download and play in full screen mode. By BenTheNeighbor, music by Wix Wickens and Christian Shneider

A Conversation With Scratch Cat

A CONVERSATION WITH SCRATCH CAT To start: Just refresh the page. The green flag is kind of glitchy. This is a very realistic conversation simulator, using Scratch's latest "Ask a Question" feature. Keep your responses simple, normally you'll want to keep it to 1 word. And don't use any punctuation, except for opostrophies ('). As you play you can keep track of his anger. The goal of the game is to set his anger to 0, in whatever way possible. There are many ways to lose and only one way to win, when you do this a "You Win" screen will appear. (If the game resets it is not actually a win, although it may seem that way.) Don't always worry about winning, it's fun to lose, because there are so many different ways to lose. This game contains graphically disturbing images and mild language. I'm not even joking. Viewer discretion is advised. Made by BenTheNeighbor, with some help from Bookworm. Music by Wix Wickens. Gun sound effect uploaded by Metroidlegend.

I.Q. (Impossible Quiz)

I.Q. (IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ) The amount of questions you complete is equal to your I.Q. Although there are probably loads of duplicates out there, I can assure they all stole the idea from me. Yes, I was ripped off. In fact, I also invented the... Never mind. Well, I thought of the questions myself, even if they are on other quizzes as well. Geez. "Stupid" Hints: 1. (...) 2. 3. 4. Look at this one from a different angle. 5. 6. How many do you have? 7. Think outside the box. 8. What was the first question I asked you? 9. Made by BenTheNeighbor with some help from Lalallama. Music by Wix Wickens and Terry Taylor.

GROUNDED

GROUNDED Your Goal: GET OUT!!!™ This online version has less music, lower quality images, and some fixed bugs. Still, download for best results. You've been grounded. There is a way out, you must navigate around using point and click and solve difficult puzzles. NAVIGATION: To move, move the mouse near the left of the screen to go left, and near the right of the screen to go right, and click. The mouse will change appropriately. Never take the mouse off the screen, or it will disappear and you won't be able to move. When the mouse turns into a magnifying glass, you can zoom in on something. Click to zoom in. You may need to move the mouse around to be able to zoom in on an object because some of it is color coded. When you are zoomed in on an object, move your mouse near the bottom of the screen and click to zoom out. The mouse will change appropriately. When there is something you can move, press, or pick up, the mouse will change into a open hand. NOTES: The music will stop, you have to figure out how to turn it off. And that picture of the fence with the glass frame? That's a window!!! Please comment! And click love it! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME! SURRENDER TO THE POWER OF LOVE! WHY FIGHT IT? LOVE!!! Yay! Over 600 views! Sequel: A sequel is currently in progress. It is called: "GROUNDED II: Hotel Griven." It'll make GROUNDED look like Crimson Room. Oh wait... never mind. But seriously. It's gonna be awesome. It takes place in a full sized hotel, so it's like 10 times the size of GROUNDED. Not Memory-wise though. I hope. Lalallama posted a slideshow trailer of test renders here: http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/lalallama/669021 CREDITS: Made by BenTheNeighbor. Music by Paul McCartney. Applcations used: Lightwave 8.5, Scratch 1.3, and Photoshop.

GROUNDED (Old Version)

GROUNDED (OLD VERSION) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!? GO TO THE NEW VERSION, http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Bentheneighbor/379323 IT'S BETTER AND IT WORKS! THIS HAS PROBLEMS!

Obama Llama Song

OBAMA LLAMA SONG In this sequel to Bush's Numa Numa, http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Bentheneighbor/362547 the following questions will be answered: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YO MAMA KISS OBAMA OR OSAMA? IS HIS HAIR GETTING SO THIN? IS OBAMA A DUCK? Over 200 views! Whoop-di-frick! Made by BenTheNeighbor with some help from Lalallama.

SPACE PINBALL

Every time you hit stars, you get points. Avoid dying. Because of (ahem) PROBLEMS with the scratch website, you have to download the project for it to work. This game has frozen up, worked perfectly, and/or unexpectedly quit my computer.

Passages

PASSAGES You are the red dot. Move around with arrow keys, try to get to the blue dot. Avoid green dots. If you can lure the green dots into the brown, they will stick for 15 seconds. Yeah, it's glitchy. I made it when I was 2, give me a break! Made by BenTheNeighbor

The Pretty Pinky Pony Movie!

THE PRETTY PINKY PONY MOVIE! The Pretty Pinky Pony is frolicking merrily about in the magic meadow, when a baby birdy falls out of a tree! What will she do? She'll need to believe in her heart and use the magical power of love. She'll also need a little help from you! By BenTheNeighbor.

Slightly Altered Fortune Teller

SLIGHTLY ALTERED FORTUNE TELLER You know what to do. Think of a yes or no questin, then click the ball. His answers will rarely reveal anything, but they're still funny. Made by BenTheNeighbor

The Mc-CAIN-0-Tron

THE MC-CAIN-O-TRON The louder you are, the more McCain SCREAMS! (A working microphone is required. You may need to download it.) By BenTheNeighbor

Scratch 0.0 Commercial

SCRATCH 0.0 COMMERCIAL A commercial for the very first version of Scratch- 0.0! Made by BenTheNeighbor

myMac I.I

MYMAC I.I An old computer parody. Start by clicking the green flag twice (not once.) By the way, it's not necessarily a Mac spoof, just a computer spoof. I actually like Macs better than PC's Now includes new features including but not limited to: -NEW VERSION OF SCRATCH! -FREE GAMES WEBSITE! -SELF-DESTRUCT! Made by BenTheNeighbor, with some help from Bookworm.

Bush's Numa Numa

BUSH'S NUMA NUMA Watch as Bush happily frolics about while subtitles sing of death and destruction, Numa numa style. By the way, check out the sequel, Obama Llama Song. http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Bentheneighbor/363398 By BenTheNeighbor. Music by Dan Bălan.

INTERACTIVE MARTIN

INTERACTIVE MARTIN He's interactive, so you can touch different parts of him and different things will happen. But be careful, some places are not meant to be touched, if you know what I mean. He has a nasty temper so if he tells you to stop something, YOU BETTER STOP!!! Over 100 views! By the way, I don't have anything against Martin Sheen. I just found a picture of him on the desktop and used it. I didn't even know who he was then. Please don't sue me. A sequel has just come out: Please check out "A Conversation With Scratch Cat." http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Bentheneighbor/628644 Made by BenTheNeighbor