--Snowball-- wrote:

funnycoder wrote:

sPOILER: THANOS BREATHS!!!

I didn't know that grapes breathe.

Remember Thanos Cat? —->

zafzaf wrote:

Iron Man Dies.

findanegg wrote:

zafzaf wrote:

Iron Man Dies.

just had to post that to get it out of your system huh

RemixingGlaceon wrote:

Iron-Man breaths in endgame

zafzaf wrote:

Iron Man Dies.

findanegg wrote:

the russo brothers lifted the spoiler ban on endgame, feel free to comment endgame spoilers anywhere appropriate

MaximunPokeMaster wrote:

this is the entire movie in 6 paragraphs (minus the scene before the logo):

Three weeks after Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to disintegrate half of all life, Carol Danvers rescues Tony Stark and Nebula from deep space and returns them to Earth. They reunite with the remaining Avengers — Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Rocket, Thor, Natasha Romanoff, and James Rhodes — and use Nebula's knowledge to find and ambush Thanos, now a crippled farmer living on an unguarded planet. They plan on retaking the Infinity Stones and using them to reverse the disintegrations, but Thanos reveals he has already destroyed them to prevent further use. An enraged Thor beheads Thanos.

Five years later, Scott Lang escapes from the quantum realm. At the Avengers' compound, he explains to Romanoff and Rogers that he experienced only five hours while trapped, theorizing that the quantum realm could allow time travel. The three ask Stark to help them retrieve the Stones from the past to reverse Thanos' actions in the present, but Stark refuses to help out of fear of losing his daughter, Morgan. After talking with his wife, Pepper Potts, Stark relents and he and Banner successfully build a time machine; Banner warns that any changes in the past will create a branched alternative reality in the past, instead of affecting the current reality's present. Banner and Rocket go to New Asgard, the Asgardian refugees' new home in Norway, to recruit Thor, now an overweight drunk despondent over his previous failure to stop Thanos. Romanoff goes to Tokyo and recruits Clint Barton, now a ruthless vigilante following the disintegration of his family.

Banner, Lang, Rogers, and Stark travel to New York City in 2012. Banner visits the Sanctum Sanctorum and convinces the Ancient One to give him the Time Stone. Rogers successfully retrieves the Mind Stone, but Stark and Lang's interference inadvertently allows Loki to escape with the Space Stone. Rogers and Stark travel to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in 1970 where Stark encounters a young Howard Stark. They steal an earlier version of the Space Stone and more Pym Particles to return to the present.

Rocket and Thor travel to Asgard in 2013 and extract the Reality Stone from Jane Foster, and also retrieve Thor's hammer Mjolnir. Nebula and Rhodes travel to Morag in 2014 and steal the Power Stone before Peter Quill can. Rhodes returns to the present with the Power Stone, but Nebula is unable to return when her cybernetic implants interface with those of her past self. Through this connection, the Thanos of 2014 learns of his future success and the Avengers' attempts to undo it. Thanos captures Nebula and sends past Nebula to the present day disguised as her future self. Barton and Romanoff travel to Vormir, where the Soul Stone's keeper, the Red Skull, reveals it can only be acquired by sacrificing someone they love. Romanoff sacrifices herself, allowing Barton to obtain the Soul Stone.

Reuniting in the present, the Avengers fit the Stones into a Stark-created gauntlet. Banner dons the gauntlet and uses it to resurrect all those whom Thanos had disintegrated. Past Nebula uses the time machine to transport past Thanos and his warship to the present. Thanos attacks the Avengers' compound. Nebula convinces past Gamora to turn against Thanos, and kills her past self. Stark, Rogers, and Thor battle Thanos but are overmatched. A restored Stephen Strange arrives with other sorcerers, the restored Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as the armies of Wakanda, Asgard, and the Ravagers to fight Thanos and his army alongside Danvers. After overpowering Thor, Rogers, and Danvers, Thanos seizes the gauntlet, but Stark steals the Stones and uses them to disintegrate Thanos and his army. Stark dies as a result of the injuries sustained from using the Stones.

Following Stark's funeral, Thor appoints Valkyrie as the ruler of New Asgard and joins the Guardians of the Galaxy. Rogers returns the Infinity Stones to their original places in time, and remains in the past to be with Peggy Carter in a branched reality. In the present, an elderly Steve Rogers gives his shield to Sam Wilson.

I wrote:

--Snowball-- wrote:

MaximunPokeMaster wrote:

this is the entire movie in 6 paragraphs (minus the scene before the logo):

Three weeks after Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to disintegrate half of all life, Carol Danvers rescues Tony Stark and Nebula from deep space and returns them to Earth. They reunite with the remaining Avengers — Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Rocket, Thor, Natasha Romanoff, and James Rhodes — and use Nebula's knowledge to find and ambush Thanos, now a crippled farmer living on an unguarded planet. They plan on retaking the Infinity Stones and using them to reverse the disintegrations, but Thanos reveals he has already destroyed them to prevent further use. An enraged Thor beheads Thanos.

Five years later, Scott Lang escapes from the quantum realm. At the Avengers' compound, he explains to Romanoff and Rogers that he experienced only five hours while trapped, theorizing that the quantum realm could allow time travel. The three ask Stark to help them retrieve the Stones from the past to reverse Thanos' actions in the present, but Stark refuses to help out of fear of losing his daughter, Morgan. After talking with his wife, Pepper Potts, Stark relents and he and Banner successfully build a time machine; Banner warns that any changes in the past will create a branched alternative reality in the past, instead of affecting the current reality's present. Banner and Rocket go to New Asgard, the Asgardian refugees' new home in Norway, to recruit Thor, now an overweight drunk despondent over his previous failure to stop Thanos. Romanoff goes to Tokyo and recruits Clint Barton, now a ruthless vigilante following the disintegration of his family.

Banner, Lang, Rogers, and Stark travel to New York City in 2012. Banner visits the Sanctum Sanctorum and convinces the Ancient One to give him the Time Stone. Rogers successfully retrieves the Mind Stone, but Stark and Lang's interference inadvertently allows Loki to escape with the Space Stone. Rogers and Stark travel to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in 1970 where Stark encounters a young Howard Stark. They steal an earlier version of the Space Stone and more Pym Particles to return to the present.

Rocket and Thor travel to Asgard in 2013 and extract the Reality Stone from Jane Foster, and also retrieve Thor's hammer Mjolnir. Nebula and Rhodes travel to Morag in 2014 and steal the Power Stone before Peter Quill can. Rhodes returns to the present with the Power Stone, but Nebula is unable to return when her cybernetic implants interface with those of her past self. Through this connection, the Thanos of 2014 learns of his future success and the Avengers' attempts to undo it. Thanos captures Nebula and sends past Nebula to the present day disguised as her future self. Barton and Romanoff travel to Vormir, where the Soul Stone's keeper, the Red Skull, reveals it can only be acquired by sacrificing someone they love. Romanoff sacrifices herself, allowing Barton to obtain the Soul Stone.

Reuniting in the present, the Avengers fit the Stones into a Stark-created gauntlet. Banner dons the gauntlet and uses it to resurrect all those whom Thanos had disintegrated. Past Nebula uses the time machine to transport past Thanos and his warship to the present. Thanos attacks the Avengers' compound. Nebula convinces past Gamora to turn against Thanos, and kills her past self. Stark, Rogers, and Thor battle Thanos but are overmatched. A restored Stephen Strange arrives with other sorcerers, the restored Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as the armies of Wakanda, Asgard, and the Ravagers to fight Thanos and his army alongside Danvers. After overpowering Thor, Rogers, and Danvers, Thanos seizes the gauntlet, but Stark steals the Stones and uses them to disintegrate Thanos and his army. Stark dies as a result of the injuries sustained from using the Stones.

Following Stark's funeral, Thor appoints Valkyrie as the ruler of New Asgard and joins the Guardians of the Galaxy. Rogers returns the Infinity Stones to their original places in time, and remains in the past to be with Peggy Carter in a branched reality. In the present, an elderly Steve Rogers gives his shield to Sam Wilson.

Wow, that's a great summary! You wrote all that?

look at the post above this one.

--Snowball-- wrote:

RemixingGlaceon wrote:

Iron-Man breaths in endgame

Clearly didn't read the post above.

TailsFanV51 wrote:

my topic created solely for the iron man spoiler got removed

MaximunPokeMaster wrote:

I wrote:

--Snowball-- wrote:

MaximunPokeMaster wrote:

this is the entire movie in 6 paragraphs (minus the scene before the logo):

Three weeks after Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to disintegrate half of all life, Carol Danvers rescues Tony Stark and Nebula from deep space and returns them to Earth. They reunite with the remaining Avengers — Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Rocket, Thor, Natasha Romanoff, and James Rhodes — and use Nebula's knowledge to find and ambush Thanos, now a crippled farmer living on an unguarded planet. They plan on retaking the Infinity Stones and using them to reverse the disintegrations, but Thanos reveals he has already destroyed them to prevent further use. An enraged Thor beheads Thanos.

Five years later, Scott Lang escapes from the quantum realm. At the Avengers' compound, he explains to Romanoff and Rogers that he experienced only five hours while trapped, theorizing that the quantum realm could allow time travel. The three ask Stark to help them retrieve the Stones from the past to reverse Thanos' actions in the present, but Stark refuses to help out of fear of losing his daughter, Morgan. After talking with his wife, Pepper Potts, Stark relents and he and Banner successfully build a time machine; Banner warns that any changes in the past will create a branched alternative reality in the past, instead of affecting the current reality's present. Banner and Rocket go to New Asgard, the Asgardian refugees' new home in Norway, to recruit Thor, now an overweight drunk despondent over his previous failure to stop Thanos. Romanoff goes to Tokyo and recruits Clint Barton, now a ruthless vigilante following the disintegration of his family.

Banner, Lang, Rogers, and Stark travel to New York City in 2012. Banner visits the Sanctum Sanctorum and convinces the Ancient One to give him the Time Stone. Rogers successfully retrieves the Mind Stone, but Stark and Lang's interference inadvertently allows Loki to escape with the Space Stone. Rogers and Stark travel to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in 1970 where Stark encounters a young Howard Stark. They steal an earlier version of the Space Stone and more Pym Particles to return to the present.

Rocket and Thor travel to Asgard in 2013 and extract the Reality Stone from Jane Foster, and also retrieve Thor's hammer Mjolnir. Nebula and Rhodes travel to Morag in 2014 and steal the Power Stone before Peter Quill can. Rhodes returns to the present with the Power Stone, but Nebula is unable to return when her cybernetic implants interface with those of her past self. Through this connection, the Thanos of 2014 learns of his future success and the Avengers' attempts to undo it. Thanos captures Nebula and sends past Nebula to the present day disguised as her future self. Barton and Romanoff travel to Vormir, where the Soul Stone's keeper, the Red Skull, reveals it can only be acquired by sacrificing someone they love. Romanoff sacrifices herself, allowing Barton to obtain the Soul Stone.

Reuniting in the present, the Avengers fit the Stones into a Stark-created gauntlet. Banner dons the gauntlet and uses it to resurrect all those whom Thanos had disintegrated. Past Nebula uses the time machine to transport past Thanos and his warship to the present. Thanos attacks the Avengers' compound. Nebula convinces past Gamora to turn against Thanos, and kills her past self. Stark, Rogers, and Thor battle Thanos but are overmatched. A restored Stephen Strange arrives with other sorcerers, the restored Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as the armies of Wakanda, Asgard, and the Ravagers to fight Thanos and his army alongside Danvers. After overpowering Thor, Rogers, and Danvers, Thanos seizes the gauntlet, but Stark steals the Stones and uses them to disintegrate Thanos and his army. Stark dies as a result of the injuries sustained from using the Stones.

Following Stark's funeral, Thor appoints Valkyrie as the ruler of New Asgard and joins the Guardians of the Galaxy. Rogers returns the Infinity Stones to their original places in time, and remains in the past to be with Peggy Carter in a branched reality. In the present, an elderly Steve Rogers gives his shield to Sam Wilson.

Wow, that's a great summary! You wrote all that?

look at the post above this one.

but anyways, what was your favorite scene in the movie? (mine was the huge battle in the 3rd act.)